Friday, August 15, 2014


We will be back and forth next week, Mom has two trials coming up and NO Gussie is not the defendant in will be reading your posts and comment when we can.
Stella Rose

Thursday, August 14, 2014


WELL we hates the Vet, all three of us, but mostly me, Angus McConnell and Stella Rose.  I haf a vet story to tell you.  On Tuesday Mom tole asked ours Dad to take me and stellie to the frankenvet to get our nails cut.  Enuf said, right....nails know where this is going already!!

Dad said, "of course dear" along wif some HBO words whispered so ours mom couldn't hear him.  He hates going to the vet also, but for different reasons, money...or somefin like that. 

So he loaded us up, Without our harnesses....boy will mom be mad when hers reads this, and he just carried us into the vet, all naked and afraid, like that new Discovery show, except we aren't in a jungle but a building.

So Isa goes first, cos I is the bravest boy on this earth, super gussie, and all that....UNTIL I see the steel COLD table and the clippers.  DAD toles my mom later that I started to jump off the table and run away and he had to stop me, and that is when the SCREAMING started.  He said it was awful...and he refused to evers take us back.  (my job was well done )  Anyway, they had to call in three more people, cos I is so big and strong, and hold me down, all the while I is screaming my loud pug scream for all the world, and the other dogs in the waiting room to hear.  Stellie was just walking around the office like a good little girl, not knowing she was next.  I am sorry my new friends in the waiting room had to listen to my torturous screams, I am sorry I scared them.

Then it was Stellie's turn, and I got off the table AFTER I had peed all over my dad and the frankenvet and the other two dummies they had called in to help them, I soaked them really good!!!  Stellie didn't like it either, but hers didn't scream at all.  Dad said they just laid her on her side like a little pig and cut her nails, they also had to have extra help cos apparently our vets office only hires weaklings.

Later, when mom heard about it, she felt so bad I and stellie got to sleep wif them that night, and Maggie even tho hers stayed home.   Mom says she doesn't know what she is going to do wif us when it comes that time again.  I toles her, we just better not talk about it for now.

Angus McConnell Long

Wednesday, August 13, 2014


Friends this is me Angus McConnell skyping you from the campaign trial with Stanley and Murphy.  I faught this would be the best way to talk about my topic of choice, "Stranger-Danger".  So just get all settled down and pretend you are watching a movie, or listening to a bedtime story.

Did you ever notice that many of our beloved bedtime stories are actually dealing with "Stranger-Danger" issues??? 

For instance:

Little Red Riding Hood, that little girl walks through the woods all by herself and brings her grandma her supper, only to find a BIG BAD WOLF hidden in grandma's bed....good fing super Gussie was flying by

 and saved her by putting that Wolf back on the game reserve that he had escaped from!  Moral of the story:  Don't go into the woods by yourself EVERS and take Grandma out to McDonalds for lunch instead!!  There is safety in crowds.


The Three Little Pigs, so here you have three pigs, who live together without a parent in the house, and ANOTHER BIG BAD WOLF comes to their door to eat them.  He tries to fool them at first but they are pretty smart, and then he tries to blow down their door, but Super Gussie

once again comes to the rescue, and grabs up that ole Wolf and puts him safely back AGAIN  on the game reserve.  So make sure when you live in a house wif three little pigs, you also have an adult that lives with you, it is not safe for little pigs to live alone!


Snow White and the Seven Little Guys, so this little girl lives in the woods wif seven little hard working guys.  They go off to the mines to make monies, and leaves her alone in the house, and this old woman comes bringing her apples.  That little girl eats the apple and falls into a big sleep until Super Gussie comes along and gives her a kiss...hers wakes right up...blush blush....So again, folks, stay out of the woods when you are alone, do not answer the door unless there is an adult at home wif you, and nevers take apples or food, or candy or anyfing from strangers...nevers!!

Talk to your parents about their rules with strangers.  Always play in groups, cos there is safety in numbers.

Kids don't be a Joey!


Angus McConnell Long

Tuesday, August 12, 2014


When you first met me and I was this little did you ever finks I would be driving something thisssss big ????????

Dreams do come true!!!

What a busy week...furst I met with the doods campaign managers, my dear friends the pug kids from Idaho and we started to map out the best route to is a long way over hills and mountains and deserts!!!  I is from Iowa and nevers drove on these kinds of roads!  Isa will just make sure I drink lots of Gatorade.

So the next morning the  pug kids( isa always will call them that's) called me up and said, "Gussie we are hitting the road, pack your bags, and Sterlings potato chips....". When I toles my Momma hers got all teary eyed and Maggie started to pout in the corners, cos hers loves me and will miss me, and Stellie just shook her head.  I gave them all a kiss and shook my Dad's hand, grabbed my Scooby Doo overnight bag and fired up the Big Ole Girl.

It took so much gas from our little local station that the pump went dry!!!  After I figured out just where reverse was, and explained to Officer Dan why his police car had a small dent in it, I hit the road.  He yelled that he would be contacting the Doods insurance company before the day was gone.  Isa gotta remember and tell them that....oh well....

We loaded up the Big Ole Girl and headed down the road. 

Dad called me and said, "watch out for any flying birds don't get in your engine!!" so now not only do I haf to watch the road for hazards Isa gotta watch the sky also!! 

Momma Carol gave me a hug when she saw I was feeling a little over whelmed and that made me feel all the better.  I turned up the tunes, and started singing, " Looking for adventure...headed down the highwayyyyyyyyy...."

My Doods came up front to relax and kick back and to sing wif me, cos they were surprised I could sing sooo good, and the next fing I heard was OMD and there in front of me was a stalled out vehicle!  Whew good fing my reflexes work so well, and that Gatorade I had drank earlier had my adrenaline pumping cos I hit those brakes and we skidded to a perfect stop!!!!!! 

I hollered, "everyone okay????  Momma Carol do you need to make a little bathroom break????"  Nope...okay lets get this showboat back on the road!

Caliyfornia was just over the horizon with her big lights, and mountains, and oh so many highways, I drove through so much traffic out theres that I am now an expert driver and surely even Santa will not turn me down as his reindeer this year.  I saw lots of beautiful rocks for my momma but Ms. Carol toles me we where on a tight schedule and the Doods had a special appearance on a television show in about 30 minutes.

So the rocks will haf to wait and I found out the DRIVER does not get to tag along on the show.  I had to sit in the Ole Girl and check the brakes, air conditioning etc....I had to work, had to earn my keep, had to bite the bullet, had to WAIT!  While the Doods got to do this...

Maybe I should have put it in my contract that I would be their bodyguard also!
Angus McConnell Long signing off.

Friday, August 8, 2014


We are off to the batcave to party with Ranger and all our friends...maybe we will even see BATMAN.   Just in case we need a designated driver back to our house we brought along our own little batgirl.

Stella Rose Long

Thursday, August 7, 2014


HONESTLY, how many of my friends out in Blogville ACTUALLY ever thought they would see ME, Angus McConnell Long behind the WHEEL of this big ole road hog??????   COME on now.... be trutfull....well here is the story of how this happened.

My good dood friends Murphy and Stanley just announced they are running for the Mayor position here in Blogville

so they called me up at my (it is actually Kevin's the trucker up the streets tax writeoff but he lets me run the office sometimes while he is out on the road, and Isa didn't fink he would care if we loaned them a RV for such a great cause)  agency called RV TRAVEL & MORE--WHERE SAFETY COMES FIRST and asked how I would feel about spending time on the road wif them, and the Pug Ranch Kids.
OF COURSE I said "of course" and befores I knew it a contract was signed

 and I started studying for my CDL (calmaties, danger, and lawlessness) test so I could legally drive this big ole girl down the road.  (it also doesn't help that sheriff dan is my good friend and so are the girls at the D.O. T. station).  I passed it with nose mistakes at all.  None!  I bet that surprised you also.  Of course they let me take it at the local video game shop cos of my short stature so I just had to sit at one of those games, and drive the steering wheel and not hit nuffin.  Easey Peasy Over Easy!  One drivers license coming up!!

I is so excited about my new job, which will only last just as long as the campaign BECAUSE Christmas is right around the corner and I will be once AGAIN applying for a job as a lead reindeer. That was an important clause that I had put in the contract.  Just saying.  Of course I will be available to the doods throughout their reign as Mayors if needed.

Stellie Rose and Mag's said they would hold down for Fort for me at home whilest I am out on the road being very good...cough...cough...and they promised to always save me my share of treats received from Mr. Andrew....right girls!  I toles my momma I would haf to bring her rocks back from all the places we visit and hopefully Ms. Carol the doods momma won't care if I fill up the bedroom wif all the rocks I find.  We will haf to work that out won't we Ms. Carol?

I is so excited about my new position as the official driver for those boys.  They are kind and caring doods...which will only make the best place in this world even more bestest!!!!

Angus McConnell Long

Monday, August 4, 2014


We will be gone for a few days.  OUR Dad's momma passed away yesterday.  We will try to read all your posts and comment when we can.
Stella Rose