Many of you have asked us how JIM is doing....is he still alive or did mom put him out in the garage or send him back to the zoo?
We made a deal wif him, if we don't bark at him while he is working then he won't accidently suck any of our stuffies, bones, treats, or feets into his whirly brushes.
Jim is not allowed to sleep wif us at night, he mostly just stands against the wall and guards us. Everyone needs a JIM in their life.
Thursday, March 5, 2015
Officer Bites it was NOT a sneaky squirrel that you have been looking for but ANGUS sneaking around trying to figure out who my BFF was. He donned a squirrel costume and snuck around us......hoping that I would drop he/she name....well the name is LP......and that told him NOTHING. Dumb brother.
Margaret Mae a/k/a MM
Wednesday, March 4, 2015
Tuesday, March 3, 2015
I made myself right at home from the moment I stepped into my new home, I introduced myself to all of Stellie's toys and promptly told them they were MINE, I ran over to her part time bed, laid down in it, and then Peed on it, Just so it became MINE and I ran over to mean ole cat Dietzman and he prompty slapped me, apparently he would never be MINE. I ran zoomies around stella rose 100 times a day, and I did a little dance and yapped happily when I got up on the couch. To this very day, I have the same routine, so at least I am consistent MOM.
My favorite thing in the whole wide world for the first TWO years of my life was this....
AND My first BFF love was :
Angus even took a picture of her along with him and the "Doods Tour".....
But one day our Puddles just went away...poof....was it because we were fighting over who was her friend or is it because the government snatched her away and are holding her in some cold and awful place....
Oh there have been some siting's and one time she even emailed ANGUS to let him know she was okay, but later we doubted the authenticity of the email. Angus has it hanging on his bedroom wall....just in case.....and he leaves his bedroom window open just a crack.
Life goes on though and now that I am three years old I have decided I need a new secret BFF. She/he must be kept secret long enough for us to form unbreakable bonds that no man or pug can tear apart. And after searching the world over I received a secret email from just the right dog that I can now
Watch out world...........Margaret Mae Simpson a/k/a Maggie Mae
Monday, March 2, 2015
Mom has come to accept over the years, that for whatever reason in my brain SIT means TWIRL. Its a fact of life....
Yesterday Mom was waiting on her hair to change color and stop stinking so she told us we could not sit in her lap until she washed it. All three of us were lined up in front of her while she was sitting in the recliner waiting for the stink to pass and she looked at us and said, "SIT".
Maggie sit promptly, which made Mom smile, ....Gussie looked at Mom and she looked at him, and he sat, and Mom said "Good job Gussie and Maggie Mae!" and then she looked over at me standing there looking at her, and I could tell she almost didn't want to say it to me, cos sometimes she doesn't want me to get my feelings hurt because I always Twirl, but she looked at me and decided to take the leap of faith, the same one she had taken for five years, and so she said, "Sit Stellie." and I sat and gave her a big pug smile.
Never never give up.
Friday, February 27, 2015
Well as I have gotten older no matter what mom and the FRANKENVET has tried, or cooked up in the caldron they have continued to get worse.
I have been on my eye medicine and drops for a long LONG time now, and so for 10 days we are trying two different types of medicine. A ointment and a teeny tiny bottle of drops.
BUTT if all else fails the FRANKENVET will send me to a special VET that just takes care of eyes.....we are not even sure there is such a person in IOWA.
Gussie is also feeling much better, he has a new wrinkle from his surgery around his mouth but it just fits in with the rest.
And Grandma has started her first week of hormone therapy. We are praying for great results.
Maggie said last night she is glad she wrote her whiney "marsha marsha marsha" post (thank you Casey's mom) cos from writing the post she now has a new secret sister who wants to be her one and only bestest friend. You will never guess who it is.
Our little village gots 6 inches of snow and we are in for more on Saturday-Sunday and Monday .....mom says she is just staying home and sewing and playing wif us!! Yay.....