Monday, September 22, 2014

THE GREAT DEBATE....Cough Cough Cough









I is still a coughin and a coughin AND without TELLING my Momma I decided to take a little more cough medicine cos I didn't want to interrupt the GREAT DEBATE wif my coughing.  So instead of 1/4 tsp.  I took, 1/4 cup.  I faught there wasn't much difference in that....apparently though I didn't read the fine print until later, about the amount of ALCOHOL that is in SOME cough syrups and the affect it could have on a little pug.  It also says DO NOT DRIVE....oh my Momma is going to be so mad at me when hers reads about it ALL over the BLOG ....I just NOSE the pupparozi is going to pick it up in the papers also...sigh.

HERE IS MY SIDE OF THE STORY.
I drank WAY to much cough syrup and for some odd reason I faught I was the ONE going on stage for the great debate.....ME, ANGUS MCCONNELL, and not the DOODS.  Boys and girls NEVER EVER take more than the recommended dose of medicine. Learn from my example.
"Is it time to come out on stage yet????"

"Oh nose I lost my bark!!!"
Mr. Bailey was so peeved at me, that he wanted to put me on TIME OUT but sweet angel Greta stepped in, and talked him out of it, WHEW!!!!
Now I am banished to the RV where I need to sleep it off, and Bailey put my medicine under lock and key.  Apparently, HE will be giving me my allotted daily doses.  FANK YOU Bailey for taking such good care of me.  I loves you a lot......
"Oh I is so embarrassed.....teheheheheh...."
I wonder if all my "womans" and my "girls" seen me????????  I wonder if Good Morning America will be calling me?????????
Angus McConnell Long
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Sunday, September 21, 2014

FOUND

WELL,  friends last episode Mr. Bailey and I were ready to go diving in the great bathtub that Artie and Bilbo had run for us.  I told Bailey not to look a gifted horse in the mouf and Bailey looked like he wanted to hurt me so I decided to be quiet.  I kept asking those boys for their cell phone so I could call my favorite tow truck driver, but they refused to give it to me.  Those boys needs some lessons in manners!!

Suddenly there was a racket going on in the other room, and the door busted open and in come the Doods, Hazel and Greta, and Dory and Jakie......I was embarrassed cos I was standing there wif my foot in the tub getting ready to hop in.......I was NAKEED!!!!

WELL, they saves the day, and the next thing here come Mayor Madi, Frankie and Ernie and FOOD....its a PARTY  




AND I finally gots to call my buddy for a tow!!!


Please join us tomorrow for the Great Debate here at http://frankiefurterprice.blogspot.com/
Angus McConnell Long

Saturday, September 20, 2014

THE HOUSE IN THE WOODS......

So when you last saw Bailey and I we were peaking in a window



 trying to figure out just where we had ended up in the woods, I being the Jr. Officer thought we should just break down the door and demand to use their phone, but Bailey being the campaign manager was worried about

BAD PRESS FOR THE DOODS!!!!
So we just stood outside in the freezing rain and snow and I whined to Bailey that my feets were getting COLD.  Bailey looked at me and reminded me that there was NO SNOW and NO FREEZING rain, but I toles him it made the story sound better, if I said that.  Bailey said there would be NO LYING in this campaign........sigh.....
Suddenly we heard voices coming up behind us, and I felt something poke into my back.  I screamed at Bailey, "oh no Bailey they have weapons!!!!!", but when we turned to look we saw they were using frozen hot dogs......whew!!!!  I realized we could overpower them and eat the dogs, cos I was a starving. 
Next thing I knew Bailey started talking to them like he ACTUALLY knew who they were,
BILBO and ARTY?????!!!!!   Dory's brothers.

Oh I was so relieved, I asked them if they were gonna fire up the grill for those weapons.....bahhahahah or if we was just gonna eat them frozen.....those boys didn't evens laugh at me.  That's when I faught me might be in a little trouble. 

They faught we were SPIES!!!!!   Boy oh boy...I was impressed but Bailey looked worried!  They threatened us with the latest methods used in their trusty manual on "What to do if yousa finds a spy in your backyard".  Bailey didn't want to get in the tub, but I was feeling a little stinky and wanted to pretty myself up in case any girls came around......

Bailey explained to them we had broke down and walked for hours in the woods trying to find a phone so I could call the tow truck.   We had to leave the rest of the crew back at the RV and I was really worried they were chowing down on all my snacks and talking to my GPS girl.....apparently Bailey and I had different worries, but then those boys told us even more information and I faught

No Nose!!!!!!!
TO BE CONTINUED......
Angus McConnell Long
MUrphy & Stanley, Doods for Mayors

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    Friday, September 19, 2014

    LOST IN THE WOODS

    THE BUS IS BROKE DOWN
     
     
    I FINK I MUST HAVE RUN OVER A SQUIRREL OR TWO.....?????  BAILEY FINKS WE NEED TO WALK FOR HELP BUT I REMIND HIM OF ALL THE DANGERS IN THE WOODS, I FINK HE FINKS I IS A CHICKEN BUT I TELLS HIM ISA AN EXPERT ON STRANGER DANGER AND HE SHOULD LISTEN TO ME!

     
     
     
    BAILEY TELLS ME HE IS OLDER, AND I NEED TO LISTEN TO HIM, AND WESA GONNA GO WALK AND GET HELP SO...........MOMMA ALWAYS SAID WHEN WALKING IN THE WOODS I SHOULD WEAR MY SPECIAL WALKING CLOTHES AND CARRY A BIG STICK....JUST IN CASE.......?????  IN CASE OF WHAT MOMMA?
     
     
     
    LETS GO BAILEY.....OH BAILEY THOSE ARE CUTE JAMMIES, ARE THOSE YOUR WALKING CLOTHES??????
     
     
    BAILEY KEEPS TALKING TO ME ABOUT ALL THE CUTE LITTLE ANIMALS THAT LIVE IN THE WOODS ISA WONDERING IF I SHOULD CALL HIS MOMMA AND TELLS HERS I FINK HE NEEDS GLASSES.
     
     
     
    BAILEY DO YOU SEE WHAT I SEE BEHIND THAT TREE????  OH NOSE BAILEY THIS IS JUST LIKE MY "STRANGER DANGER ESPOSIDE I WROTE!!!!"   OH NOSE!!!
     
     
    BAILEY I AM NOT SURE I CAN RUN IN THESE SHOES MOMMA PACKED ME, CAN YOU RUN IN YOUR SLIPPERS??  DO YOU EVEN HAVE SHOES ON BAILEY??
     
     
     
     
     
    SUDDENDLY WE SEE A LIGHT IN THE WOODS, AND WE WALK UP TO A LITTLE HOUSE.
     
     
    OH NOSE BAILEY DO YOU THINK THIS HOUSE IS LIKE THE ONES IN MY STRANGER DANGER POST, WITH BIG BAD STRANGERS IN THEM....DO YOU FINK WE HAD BETTER RUN FAST....BAILEY CAN YOU RUN IN YOUR JAMMIES?  IF NOT, I WILL CARRY YOU ON MY BACK!
     
     
    LETS JUST PEAK IN THE WINDOW QUIETLY .........
     
     
     
     

    Thursday, September 18, 2014

    BREAKDOWN





    WELL, now we have went and done it, we lost important time talking to the POLICE and giving them bribes, gifts so we could back on the campaign trial....IMPORTANT TIME!!  So I turn on my trusty GPS system and tell the pugs and doodle boys that I will find us a shortcut!!!  You can count on me cos I is Angus McConnell Long.  Wannabe Scottish Terrior and Great Dane!!  To bad I didn't have a little bloodhound in me also, so I could smell a shortcut...bahahhaahhahha!!

    So I get out my little GPS girl and start talking to hers. 
    Me:  Hi, what is your name?
    GPS : Serious..but you can call me Serrie for short.
    Me:  My name is Angus but you can call me Gussie for short.
    Me: So do you like pugs?
    GPS: I do not understand the question?
    Me: SO..... DO...... YOU...... LIKE...... PUGS?
    GPS: I do not understand the question?
    Me: (silence) .....
    GPS: How can I help you?
    Me: Well, wesa need to find a shortcut so we won't be late for our important event.
    GPS: Please follow this map.
    Me: Fank you Serrie, so do you like pugs?

    So I faught long and hard about how my friend Willie would handle it......and I decided to put on my headphones and jam for awhile.

    THEN

     I told all my riders to buckle up cos Serrie had shown me a shortcut and it was gonna get a little bumpy.......HOLD ON TIGHT KIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Angus McConnell Long

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    Wednesday, September 17, 2014

    SIRENS AND DONUTS

    Traveling down the highway, listening to my buddy Willie telling stories to his momma, ....a guy like me needs to take Willie's solid advice about momma's and girls....I should be writing it all down but Bailey has a rule about keeping bof my hands on the wheel while driving.  He nevers said anyfing about my feets so sometimes I play my guitar wif Willie as I is speeding on down the highway.....wif the cruise control on.



    They are working hard in the back of the RV to get ready for the big campaign....







    when all of a sudden over the blare of my buddy Willie I hear SIRENS.  At first I fink they are just in the CD cos Willie and Sirens kinda go together, but then I hear them again, and then I sees them and I finks OH NOSE....the cops are coming!!!



    Bailey comes up front
    and tells me to step out of the RV wif him, and being a Jr. Officer I feels it would be a good idea, so I grabs my license out of the glove box, AND NOT MY MEDICINE....cough....cough....
     and head out to meet with the police.
     
     
    Bailey asked them what is wrong and they say NUFFIN is wrong, they just see this real nice RV and this handsome driver, that looks like Willie Nelson and they finks it would be so NICE to meet him.  (Bailey toles me later that they really said our turning signal was out)   Anyway Bailey has a treat for them, and since I just NOSE they loves Willie Nelson, Isa also haf's a treat for them so we can get off the side of the road, and get back on the campaign trial.
     
    I hand them over my real license and slip them all some special little tickets Isa been carrying around.
     
    It also doesn't hurt to 
      throw in Officer Bites name and Sheriff Dan.
     
     
    Angus McConnell
     
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    Tuesday, September 16, 2014

    ON THE ROAD AGAIN


    "ON THE ROAD AGAIN, JUST CAN'T WAIT TO GET ON THE ROAD AGAIN" .......

     
     
     
    MOMMA helped me get my laundry all washed and packed for the trip....


     
     
    I also took along some extra snacks for the crew and myself



    and my donut that Bailey bought just for me, after he heard me complaining about my flat butt.
     
    I packed up all my CD's for easy listening on the bus, and my headphone's in case the pugs and doods were a sleeping...
     
     
    And all my medicine so I wouldn't keep everyone awake coughing...


    Momma gave me postcards with stamps on them so I can write her everyday......
     

    and I took a picture of Sweet Liberty and my friend Puddles to keep me company up front.

     
    Gotta run momma they are starting their team meeting.
     
     I LOVE YOU MOMMA
     Angus McConnell Long