Thursday, August 13, 2015
So I is so fankful today is fursday cos my dad will be home late tomorrow when it is real dark from working on the highway to hell.........have you guys watched for that guy with the bright fluorescent green vest on, holding a sign that says SLOW THE HELL DOWN.....yeah that is hims. He probably has a grouchy, look on his face cos he is hot and it is against the law for him to sit down, although he can smoke all day long, go figure. Anyways here is a picture of a flagger, we know it is not him, cos this guy is smiling, and dad doesn't hold a mallet cos that would be dangerous for the cars that do not slow down and try to kill him everydays.
We miss our Dad. We miss bacon, sips of sweet tea, and sausage and biscuits everydays. Now we are eating actual Alcatraz food, and water. Our mom makes a good warden. Just to show us she is in charge, she took me and stellie to the frankenvet last week, The girl that cut my nails made every nail bleed, and most of stellies. They never broke us one time, we never cried or screamed. WE know Gussie will take care of all that on FRIDAY.
You may want to wear ear plugs tomorrow around 2 pm. They are trying a new knock out pill on him, and I am going to ask him to a few licks before he gobbles it down. A girl has to get her beauty sleep before her dad gets home.