Tuesday, December 8, 2015
Last night Stella our perfect smelling Rose, cough......and Gussie the traitor bof told me I would not get a pressie from my bloggy exchange person cos I is mean, they compared me to being a warlord whatever that means.....I toles them since meanolecat Dietzman escaped to the heavens above I is in charge of us three and mayhem would rein at our house, if there were not "Rules by Maggie".....plus I already nose my BFF and Twin Princess Leah is sending me somefing special.
Princess Leah also let me in on a little secret she discovered when hers momma bought her bloggy exchange gift a present. It had a secret ingredient in it known as CATNIP. Now Isa nevers heard of that stuff so I decided to trek up the long hill to Kevins house where those 951 +4 kittens live and see what I can find out about it. Princess Leah says it has all kinds of wonderful powers and something I may enjoy when Stella and Gussie stress me out. I am taking along chicken livers and gizzards otherwise known as doggy "crack" to trade them. Murphy and Stanley toles my mom about that stuff.....yep our mayors. Hopefully sheriff dumb does not have his binoculars watching those cats and who comes and goes.
Mom got a new chair for Christmas from ours Dad. it is called a cuddlier recliner. Cuddlier as in all three pugs and Moms butt in one chair wif us a sleeping. Imposter Dad is exiled to the couch. Mom says he has been on it for so long, even when he is off the couch you can see an impression of his body....bahhahahah..............
Dad is doing better, good news. Prayers needed for Grandma....lots.
Hugs and Love