Last night Stella our perfect smelling Rose, cough......and Gussie the traitor bof told me I would not get a pressie from my bloggy exchange person cos I is mean, they compared me to being a warlord whatever that means.....I toles them since meanolecat Dietzman escaped to the heavens above I is in charge of us three and mayhem would rein at our house, if there were not "Rules by Maggie".....plus I already nose my BFF and Twin Princess Leah is sending me somefing special.
Princess Leah also let me in on a little secret she discovered when hers momma bought her bloggy exchange gift a present. It had a secret ingredient in it known as CATNIP. Now Isa nevers heard of that stuff so I decided to trek up the long hill to Kevins house where those 951 +4 kittens live and see what I can find out about it. Princess Leah says it has all kinds of wonderful powers and something I may enjoy when Stella and Gussie stress me out. I am taking along chicken livers and gizzards otherwise known as doggy "crack" to trade them. Murphy and Stanley toles my mom about that stuff.....yep our mayors. Hopefully sheriff dumb does not have his binoculars watching those cats and who comes and goes.
Mom got a new chair for Christmas from ours Dad. it is called a cuddlier recliner. Cuddlier as in all three pugs and Moms butt in one chair wif us a sleeping. Imposter Dad is exiled to the couch. Mom says he has been on it for so long, even when he is off the couch you can see an impression of his body....bahhahahah..............
Dad is doing better, good news. Prayers needed for Grandma....lots.
Hugs and Love
Maggie Mae
hugs to your granny and prayers and good thoughts...that Olaf looks cool .. and he is(h)armless now :o)
ReplyDeleteBOL I hear catnip is a hard habit to quit. Glad to hear dad is doing better.
ReplyDeleteAroo to you,
Sully
We are glad dad is better and we will pray that your g-ma's treatments are effective and she is able to tolerate them well. Now about Olaf . . . you should take off his ears, it hurts less.
ReplyDeleteYour Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
So glad dad is better!! Prayers and pug hugs to grandma!!
ReplyDeleteTo our favourite Maggie (our human cousin Maggie is a little scary), we know someone needs to be in charge of the mischief. It keeps the world balanced. It is a difficult job, so good for you for embracing it. We know you will still get gifts.
ReplyDeletePOTP for Grandma.
Hey my Pugs we are so glad to see you are back in the saddle again we missed you terribly. We will put a a POTP for sweet GrandMa!!
ReplyDeleteHugs madi your bfff
hhmmm Catnip huh?? Interesting.
ReplyDeleteWe are glad that Dad is better. We are sending some super strong POTP for Grandma. We pray that by the end of the week she will be feeling much better.
love and hugs
Mr Bailey, Hazel, Mabel & Mom
We're not too nice to our stuffies either. We love to modify them!
ReplyDeleteOlaf had no need fur two arms... what was the problem with their REMOVAL? WE think it was just what was needed.
ReplyDeleteDo it CHEW It... and don't let THEM Boo it.
Glad that your dad is better... Paws Crossed fur your grandma.
Lots of luffs and hugs and POTP to dear Grandma, she's one special lady. Its gonna get betters Grandma don't you worries
ReplyDeleteGlad to hear Dad is doing better, well done Dad
Doggie "crack", Mmmmm, I haf gotta get me sum of that!!!
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx
Prayers for your Grandma.
ReplyDeleteYep a little medical marijuana and maybe we all will feel a little better, can you smoke catnip? No card yet from you. We only have from Oz, Mabeline, Casey and a non blogger. BUT THERE IS HOPE. We heard from a man who has a bunch of my cards. Bawheheeeeeee he though his soon to be ex got her friends to send him dog cards. Guess that is why she filed she was married to a dog. Well someone had their website on a card and he tracked me down by a comment I had left. He said what he kept he will bundle up and mail as the envelopes were tossed. SO DON'T SEND ME ANOTHER TILL I GET WHAT HE HAS. His first name is William. The world is filled with astonishing occurrences of coincidence and synchronicity that defy explanation.
ReplyDeleteThanks for being a friend
Sweet William The Scot
Jakey is willing to help you in the total deading of all things stuffie if you would like Maggiemae!
ReplyDeleteWe are sending lots of POTP to your Gramma!!!
Hugs!
Dory, Jakey(aka Stuffie Killer), Arty and Bilbo
We're glad to hear Dad is doing better and will be thinking good wishes for Grandma.
ReplyDeleteI (Chester) have been told by Joey dog that I am too big for my britches sometimes and should quit being so bossy. Well, somebody has to keep things organized around here!
I never tried cat nip- not yet anyway!
ReplyDeleteI am glad your dad is much better,, I knew he would be better,, it just takes time..
And it will take time for Grandma to feel better but she will too.
I bet that new chair is soooo soft and comfy!
love
tweedles
You do make us smile, Ms. Maggie:) We aren't so kind to our stuffies either, but we thought stuffies were for destuffing. We hope your Mom loves her new chair and shares it with all of you. Great to hear that Dad is doing well. Our prayers and crossed paws continue for Grandma. She has been through so much, but she sure is a fighter.
ReplyDeleteWoos - Ciara and Lightning
Glad to hear Dad is better and prayers for G Mom. We doubt very much that you are mean. You are a sweet heart
ReplyDeleteCatnip stuff is addicting. Hugs to granny
ReplyDeleteLily & Edward
We're glad to hear your dad is doing well but are sorry to hear that your Grandma needs more POTP. We are keeping our paws crossed that she feels better too.
ReplyDeleteBOL!!! OMD, Olaf's armies are gone, huh?! hehehehe well, at least he still has his head....that would be a hard thingie to lose! BOL!
ReplyDeleteI am so glads your Pops is feelin' betters! And your Moms new chair sounds FABulous! You all up there with your bear blankie...now that is pawsome!
I am sendin' tons and tons of POTP to your Gma..along with lots of healin' vibes and slobbery kisses...I hear those work too ☺
Kisses,
Ruby ♥♥ {{hugs}}
I am glad Dad is better and I am crossing paws and sending big bunches of love to Grandma. I don't take apart my stuffies so far, but Mommy calls me the destroyer of squeakers. I love a good squeaker to death.
ReplyDeleteZiggy Out!!
Sending lots of love to everyone, and POTP to grandma.
ReplyDeleteSending lots of purrs and purrayers for your Grandma.
ReplyDeleteWe hope you sweet woofies and your Mom get some quality cuddling time in that new recliner!
XOXO
Hi Miss Maggie Mae... somepuggy has to be in charge, right? Anyhoo, I know for a fact, that what regular people think is naughty and what Santa thinks, are two totally different things, and besides, who could think you three sweet pugs could ever be naughty? :-) Glad dad is feeling better; sending prayers that your grandma starts feeling better after all she's been through.
ReplyDeleteHugs from your friend in NJ, Patty
We heard about you on POTP, and we're sending lots and lots of prayers to your grandma and all of you.
ReplyDeleteOh my goodness, laughing so hard, but I'M SCARED OF YOU, MAGGIE!
ReplyDeleteMy kitty sister loves catnip, but I've never really cared for it one way or another. Do some doggies like it??
ReplyDeleteWe are so happy to hear that your dad is doing better! Your grandma is in our thoughts and prayers♥
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