NOPE, instead everyday Gussie would get up early, and leave the house sometimes not to return for a few days, Maggie and I put our heads together, and all we could think of was that he was BACK to doing this........
I was approached late one night by a pup all dressed in a black suit and tie. He asked me if I was Angus McConnell Long and I said yes, and I asked him if he was auditioning for the new "Men in Black" and he took out a white sheet of paper and made a big red check mark on it!!!!
He told me right away check marks are BAD and I could only have 5 or I was OUT...OUT....OUT. Well being the super bright pug that I am, I asked him, "out of Mr. Chewy Treats, cos if that is the case I am already OUT...OUT...OUT cos our Mom is working her *&&^% off and never gets to do a review!" He took off his shiny black glasses and rolled his eyes at me, and made ANOTHeR REd CHECK MArk. I was starting to think if this pup smiled his face would crack.
SO he handed me over these official looking papers, the kind that Dad gets and calls junk mail and throws in the trash can, (at first I thought I had won the Readers Digest Million Dollars, and I could surprise mom wif a vacation ) BUTT it said I was selected to become a POSSIBLE candidate for the Blogville Police Department, and if I do extra well I could even become a DETECTIVE. WHOOHOOOO!!!!
BUTT.........furst they would need to talk to my neighbors, about my LIFE and also look into some accusations they had heard concerning the prior mayors of blogville, and their campaign trip with ME as their driver. UM.........folks that could be a stumbling block...........remember this.............
So I called Willie and we went over any questions they may ask us so our answers would match........of course there was nuffin to hide anyway............cos after all Willie is Willie, and Gussie is Gussie.
I also called up my ole friend Santa and asked him if he could put a good word in for me,
and the next fing I knew I was standing at the door of the Academy, a knocking on the door, and darn it guess who answered the door, yep that pup in the black suit, with his darned red check pen, glaring down at me.
Apparently he thought the only way I got in was having friends in high places............bhahahhahah.
So I worked hard.............
and I played hard
I practiced my driving skills in the getaway ..cough...cough....police car...............
Yeppers Mr. Pup in Black meet your new DETECTIVE, you had better hope YOU never end up on the other side of the table from me!!!!!
Detective Angus McConnell Long reporting for duty Sir.
(oh my pug what have they created.........Stella Rose Long...........p.s. we hate that we can only read about 10 blogs at a time, we cannot even go back and read yesterdays or any that we have missed in the past, what is going on with our blogger??)