WELL you all know we are punishing our mom in many different ways for making us take our cat brudders to the Valentine Bash.........so far we have starved ourselves nearly to death, ...........and we escaped from our portal gate to run amuck all over the house AND now Sully has given us the best kind of STRIKE.
I REFUSE TO PEE OUTSIDE STRIKE!!!! whooohoooo OUR DAD WILL HATE THIS ONE.
MAGGIE ALREADY HAS A HEADS UP COS SHE PEED ON THE CORNER OF THE NEW CHAIR OF MOMS TODAY WHILE MOM WAS AT WORK AND DAD WAS AT PT.
AND MOMS BLUE RUG.........AND THE BEDTIME BLANKIE........WELL YOU SEE WHERE THIS IS GOING DONCHA................YEP THOSE BOYS WILL BE STAYING HOME FOR SURE.......
DON'T MESS WIF A PUG ...ESPECIALLY ONES THAT HAVE SCOTTIE FRIENDS.
p.S MOM WILL BE GONE UNTIL NEXT WED. SHE HAS TO WORK AT THE CLINIC UNTIL THEN...................DAMN!
STELLA ROSE
Wait a minute . . . have you thought about how this one might backfire on yous? Yous might end up in jail furever! Maybe just pee outside and poop inside. It's easier for hoomans to clean up and really makes a point - especially if they step in it!
ReplyDeleteYour Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
oh somebodys going to be in big trouble.
ReplyDeleteI say hide under the bed
OMD OMD Murphy and Stanley are GENIUSes... THAT is a BRILLIANT IDEA...
ReplyDelete"THEY" gotta pick up the Poops... and then TRY to find a Place to ..."PUT IT"... THAT would be HI LARRY US to watch... OMD YESSSSsssssssssssssssss
POOP POOP EVERYWHERE Pawsible... Behind Chairs and Under the table.
Those Boys are gonna be Stuck at home On K-Oss day fur SURE... POOOOOOOOOOOOOOP Lots of LOGS.
Oh nose, just you be careful my BFF and TWIN, don't go getting yourself 'grounded'!!!!! Not when we've got such PLANS fur the PAWTY!
ReplyDeleteLoves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx
HEY HEY HEY don't be throwing me under the pug bus! I was just kidding!
ReplyDeleteAroo to you,
Sully
We think Murphy & Stanley have a good idea.
ReplyDeleteWe were thinking the same as Murphy and Stanley. You might not have to go to the party with the cats, but you might not get to go at all. Best to rethink this plan:)
ReplyDeleteWoos - Lightning and Misty
You guys can come live with Jester and me anytime!
ReplyDeleteBOL - I did a pee today inside for solidarity wif ya!
ReplyDeleteBilbo has been on that strike for YEARS!! Hmmmm, he does get pretty much everything he wants....
ReplyDeleteGood Luck Smileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo
that#s a good kind of strike... butt don't pee in your bed... that would be bad ;o)
ReplyDeleteHari OM
ReplyDeleteHAH, the doodz are onto it... as a human and chief of Concerns for Blogville, I cannot of course offer any such comment. *cough cough* hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx
Great start on the punishments! But make sure it doesn't interfere with your treats. You need treats after your Hunger Strike to get your strength back.
ReplyDeleteBOL! You pugs are devious!
ReplyDeleteSounds like you are having a wee bit of a mischievous time.
ReplyDeleteAh, I like the Murphy and Stanley suggestion. I thought that the hunger strike would be a tough one for you :) as it is for almost every dog. This is a much better strike!
ReplyDeleteWell your Mom might be gone till next weekend but that does not stop me from wishing you a Happy Valentine's Day! Remember love is not who you can see yourself with. It is who you can’t see yourself without. Could you be without your Mom, be kind working is hard. Remember what Sully's Mom did to Judd when he peed on the bed Wooza that was like an atomic bomb going off.
ReplyDeleteSweet William The Scot