Tuesday, January 21, 2014

MOST WANTED POSTER

DO YOU KNOW THIS WOMAN?  IF YOU SEE HER DO NOT APPROACH BECAUSE SHE IS DANGEROUS!  LOCK ALL YOUR DOORS AND WINDOWS. 

WARNING:  ONCE SHE ENTERS YOUR HOUSE SHE WILL NOT WANT TO LEAVE!!!  DO NOT BE FOOLED  BY HER SWEET FACE (WHAT!!!!!) 


Bernice joined us last night while we watched a show that Dad and Mom had been waiting to see.  We all had to sit with Dad on the love seat cos she was sitting right beside our Mom in OUR recliner.  We asked her nicely to pack her bags and hit the road, but she just snarled at us so then WE BIT HER .....BUT hers has bigger teef then we do so we ran back over to our Daddy.

We can sure use your prayers.  Mom has a Dr. appt. today to see about her knee that she fell on 6 weeks ago.  It still feels the same way it did and is not getting any better.  She decided she had better just step up and go see the Frankenvet.  She also has been having some bad trouble with her legs.  Our Mom has bradycardia (her heart beats reallllllllll slllllllow sometimes, ) and we are wondering if it is affecting the blood flow to her legs.  So she is talking to the Dr. about that also.  She never see's the Dr. so she has a whole list of stuff ....she is sure she is going to sound wacko for sure.  We are hoping she puts BERNICE in the car and dumps her in the ditch along the way.

Stella Rose

22 comments:

  1. Bernice doesn't sound very nice at ALL! I don't care if she shows up to my kissing booth, she doesn't get ANY kisses!

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  2. We will cross our paws for your mom. We sure hope the doc can get her fixed up. Sounds like she might have needed a tune up! But we are confused about this Bernice??

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  3. Yep and tell mum to make sure it is a big wet and muddy ditch too. We hope doc helps sort out mums aches and pains. It can't be helping. Sending some sun and cheer your way. I remember long ago this character in a program would make us laugh as she wrote down each and every bad thing when it happened on a piece of paper and put it in the freezer. Then it remained frozen in time and unable to haunt the future. Always made us smile. Have a terrific Tuesday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  4. YES your mom could take Bernice on a ONE WAY ONLY ride.
    We sincerely hope that the FrankenVet gets your mom's Leggy issues all fixed up.

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  5. Wow, Bernice looks mighty spooky and we sure hope she don't show up around our house!

    We hope that Mom will be OK and that it is nothing too serious with her knee. She's smart to bring a list with her for all her other ouchies!

    Hugs,
    Lily Belle & Muffin

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  6. Wow - is Bernice a close friend of your mom? How long will she stay?

    Hope your mom's knee feels better soon!

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  7. I think you mom should take Bernice to the doctor today,, and they can maybe help Bernice too, Well I hope so,,,, that would be nice wouldn't it? Or Bernice can stay at the doctors office,,, !
    I hope your mom pulls out her big list of things that need to be checked on. We are so pround of your momma for making this appointment and getting fixed up and helped,,, cause she is very important to us, and others,, and to all of you!
    Tell your momma to let us know how everything goes!
    We love you all
    xoxoxo
    tweedles

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  8. We will keep our paws crossed for your Mom (she sounds like us and puts off going to the doc until she has list of things to discuss )

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  9. I'm with Tweedles Stella! Have your mom take Bernice with her to the Docs, maybe he/she can work a trade (your Mom's good health for Bernice!).

    Love,
    Gampy

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  10. Sounds like you need an exorcist!

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

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  11. Bernice needs to hit the road today! We're praying here that your mom gets good news all around from the doctors today!

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  12. Sending good thoughts that the doc can help with the knee! If your mom's knee was good, she could kick Bernice in the butt! And then out-run her. Gotta heal that knee.

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  13. We will keep all of you in our prayers. Glad your mom is going to the doc, she is very important to you and to all of us too.
    love
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta

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  14. Howdy Mates, yikes, we hope Bernice leaves too! Great idea for your mum to go to the Drs. We hope she gets some relief/help for her knee. Rory sends slobbery kisses to her knee cause it will help. Just massage in the slobber ok? Take care mates.
    No worries, and LOVE, Stella and Rory

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  15. Let us know what happens to Bernice- just in case she ever shows up here- then we wiill know what to do.
    love
    tweedles

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  16. I'm hoping the doctor will give you a spoonful of sugar today and you'll feel lots better.
    oxox
    Daisy

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  17. Well, we will cross our paws for Mom that she gets all the right answers to help. Hey...you want me to send over my extra large poopie pellet shooter so you can launch Bernice to the moon.

    The Mad Scots

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  18. Not a problem we will be saying a prayer for mom. As for Bernice, dig a hole in the back yard, push her in it and bury her.

    Aroo to you,
    Sully

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  19. Yikes, we are keeping our doors locked. Sending Mom lots of love and Hugs xxxoxxx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  20. good luck with that knee

    retro rover

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  21. Looks like Bernice is going to stay for a long time there :P . We hope that your mom is well

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  22. Bernice needs to get her own life and leave your mama alone!!!

    Hope the doctors can fix her ...

    Love Zoe, Peyton, Webster, Liberty & Whitney

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