ZOMBIES--FFHT

I finks there are evil zombies living next door to us.  Do you finks there are good zombies, like there are good vampires????  Like Edward.  

The others night I was outside to go pee before bedtime and I faught I heard this noise across the yard.  I looked over and around the bushes and I swear I sawed this big shadow looking at me.

Well, being the brave boy that I am, I furst barked at him that he had better not come in MY yard....or else.....and I faught I heard this whisper..."or else what...." 

Well hes had me there cos I was trying to figure out what my or else was gonna be...."OR else Isa come over this fence and ......well.....cough cough....well lets just say you had better not come in my yard!"  I knew there was NO turning back.

Then I heard him make a comment about Maggie's Bumble Bee costume I was a wearing in my picture yesterday, and I finks I heard hims laugh.

I told him I was a great turkey hunter and Momma let me keep my water pistol so he had better run away while he still could.

Well he just kept coming closer and closer and my little heart was a racing ......and the shadow gots bigger and bigger and then I saw THIS!!!!!!!

The Zombie Cat!!!

Angus McConnell