I am the number one pee-r at our house. As soon as I run outside I pee on the grass, then on the flower pots, then on the hostas then on the fence, then on the side of the garage, then I take a little break and on my way back into the house I might pee on the deck steps. I am the best pee pug around.
P.S. I never pee on that old basket hound, cos I admire him. He is over 30 years old.