Friday, January 25, 2013

APB ....OMPUG!!!

My mom just got a message from Madi's mom that there is a APB out for Pip and Puddles due to some stuff,  laws they may have broke while in North Carolina.  Madi thought it might be best if they stayed ONE more night at the hotel.  My Mom turned 14 shades of green I swear cos she knows that Pip nor Puddles will ever ever ever be allowed back at Hotel Manning, soooooo that means they will need to stay the night at our house.   Of course there is one little problem.

Yep, it is a big ole hole in the side of Mom's bedroom and it is 20 degrees out!!!  Imagine this also, Dad's carpentry skills match Mom's cooking skills.....are you getting the picture?   So....Mom went up to the county prosecutor whom she works for and checked to see if they possibly could leave Iowa without getting picked up and hauled to the ho-scow.   All Mom said when she got back was that she may be working alot of weekends from now on.

Maggie of course was very upset cos she thought we would have one more night of fun with our friends but Mom said not this time.  Is Mom's teeth clinched?   So Mr. Pip and Puddles I guess you are on your way to the next little town to visit, terrorize.  Please come back to see us one day, soon, when Maggie is all grown-up.  We loves you both alot!!!
stella rose, mom and dad

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  1. Well da hole ain't is big as I thoughted...dats good.

    Tells your mom not to gets her bloomers in wad...me and Pip has an APB out on us in EVERY town...hehehehe...it's what we do.

    Note to self: get new disguises.

    Puddles

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  2. Oh your mom can borrow one of Pip's sweaters.

    Puddles...er, Snuddles (my new alias)

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    1. Puddles...do you think you and pip can take me to the next place you are visiting? I am home schooled and thought that I would learn alot more with you then from my momma? You know hands on type of stuff? Dietzman told me to ask.
      Maggie Moose, the Moosester.......

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  3. Oh my, Maggie your momma would miss you so very much and Frankie Farter done tolded me I wasn't a good role model...bwhahahahaha. But what da heck, come on. Some things you just can't learn from a book.

    Snuddles

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    1. MAGGIEEEEEEEEE.....this is your sister, and you are NOT, NEVER, EVER going to go a traveling around the countryside with Snuddles so get your butt back in the house, I think mom needs to lock you in your crate for awhile!
      Okay I am calming down now, ........stella rose

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  4. OMD OMC.... now Puddles is gonna add PUP KNAPPING to her list of CRIMES against EVERYBUDDY and EVERYTHINGY.

    OMD am I ever EVER glad that I am NOT gonna be the one to be sittin on the Bench in Mayor's Court.
    Poor SARGE... the entire PoPo staff will be workin WAY Over Time fur sure. They may even have to put Deputy Dawg on the pay roll.

    OH BLOGVILLE... THIS is NOT Pretty.
    And I want to know just exactly HOW that hole got in the wall?
    At least I don't see any Burn Marks around it. I remember the time Puddles was playing with fire... and Pharrrrrrted.
    WOW am I ever glad that Blogville set TERM Limits on the Mayor's Job!!! POOR MAYOR Madi

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  5. Guess what, we don't have to be Colorado until Sunday!! Isn't that great news! We still have lots of time to cause even more trouble. Bawhahsha

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  6. I think there was a big Earth SHAKE... Or else it was Stella and Margaret's mom hitting the floor when she FAINTED.

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    1. Well Sheriff Danny just called my mom and said if even saw that little red car one time driving around this town, those two hoddie's would be spending time doing community service work all weekend....dad thinks maybe you two had better hole up across the border in Missouri at a bates motel or something...remember we are only 15 miles from the border.
      stella rose
      Once its dark you can sneak back over (maggie)

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  7. No I wanna stay here cuz I is havin' SOOOOOOOOO MUCH FUNSIES!!!!!!! Iowa is a nice little place...now sombuddy pass me anudder beer and burger.

    Maybe we should ask Sheriff Dan if he wants to join us? Maybe we can convert him.

    Snuddles

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  8. Well my mom just read on the bottom of the telie that two major federal agencies are looking into the strange orange cast to the Des Monies River, and they will be sending men in hazmat suits to test the water first thing on Saturday morning, AND another agency is sending men in black suits to try to figure out how a 100 year old cannon even fired not once but several times! No worry tho cos Maggie, I and Dietzy put our heads together and have decided that you can stay with the grandmonsters overnight cos they have extra room. We can all travel in moms little car that way we will be incognito. I will pick you up in about 20 minutes...park your little red car under the bluff at Lake Lacey....by the fireworks shed.
    sTella Rose

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  9. YAY, right by da fireworks (plunderin' thru pocket lookin' fur a lighter)

    Snuddles

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  10. That is a big hole . . . hope you can get it fixed soon! Have a great night, Lee and Phod

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  11. We knew they needed a chaperone or a bails bondsman
    Benny & Lily

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  12. Sorry about that hole ...I could sworn I was pulling into the drive through to pick up some burgers. Oops, my bad.

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  13. Okay, totally confused here but laughing my behind off!

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  14. We think Benny and Lily are right... a bails bondsman... We are totally setting up shop today.

    3 Dogs Long Bails Bonds-dogs
    You ring, We'll spring.

    Shelle, Milo, Dixie and Newby,
    http://simpaticodreams.blogspot.com/

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