Saturday, June 1, 2013
MEAN OLE CAT DIETZMAN
Stella Rose: Mom, why do you let that baby bird killer guard us when we are outside in Alcatraz...that doesn't seem to smart.
Mom: Oh Stellie Dietzy is a precious kitty.....
Stella Rose: WHAT do you need new glasses, or medicine or something.....
Mom: Stellie you are just funnin me.....
Stella Rose: MOM wake up and smell the coffee, he is deranged and you leave him here to watch US while you are at work!
Mom goes on to explain that Dietzy is almost 17 years old and sometimes MIGHT get a little cranky but he means well. WHAT yeah he means to do away with us, cos MARGARET irritates him everyday while he is eating, and Baby Gussie barks his fool head off at him everyday cos he won't let him be his new chewie toy, and I being the only smart one stays away from him. I AM TIRED OF PROTECTING MY DUMMY SIBLINGS MOM!!!
Mom just looks at me with her goofy Mom look and walks away......well one of these days you'll remember this conversation with me when you look down and see him sharpening his claws!!