Stella Rose: Mom, why do you let that baby bird killer guard us when we are outside in Alcatraz...that doesn't seem to smart.
Mom: Oh Stellie Dietzy is a precious kitty.....
Stella Rose: WHAT do you need new glasses, or medicine or something.....
Mom: Stellie you are just funnin me.....
Stella Rose: MOM wake up and smell the coffee, he is deranged and you leave him here to watch US while you are at work!
Mom goes on to explain that Dietzy is almost 17 years old and sometimes MIGHT get a little cranky but he means well. WHAT yeah he means to do away with us, cos MARGARET irritates him everyday while he is eating, and Baby Gussie barks his fool head off at him everyday cos he won't let him be his new chewie toy, and I being the only smart one stays away from him. I AM TIRED OF PROTECTING MY DUMMY SIBLINGS MOM!!!
Mom just looks at me with her goofy Mom look and walks away......well one of these days you'll remember this conversation with me when you look down and see him sharpening his claws!!
sTella RoSe
That's my guy.
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Socks Lucyfur
We have to say we are with you on this. He sure looks mean to us! Watch your back!
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Murphy and Stanley
That Dietzy kitty has a very stern face- like you better not cross the wrong path!
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tweedles
Yea ya gotta watch the cats. Well most of them. Always sleep with one eye open. I learned that at my buddy Bert's place. You know cuz his cat is Allred.
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Goose
OMP! He looks so mean!!!! How can you stand it?
ReplyDeleteLOL sharpening his claws. Stella you are the wise one staying away. Your siblings will learn in time no doubt. Have a serene Sunday.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Molly
Mothers.... Sometimes they just don't understand!
ReplyDeleteWe know it's all true Stella, every word you breathe. Just look at D's face - You can see it in his eyes.
Remember, if you take a nap, sleep with one eye open!
Hugs,
Lily Belle & Muffin
Cats...they're all the same!
ReplyDeleteOH DEAR Stella... I have always HEARD tales of the VILE EVIL Guards the had at ALCATRAZ... butt now I know they were not just STORIES...
ReplyDeleteBOL! I am sooo loving that story!!! I can see them all talking in my mind!
ReplyDeleteI am WITH you, Stella!! I have a mean ol' kitty at home myself, and he's MEAN. Cinderella will be minding her own business and Scribbles will walk up behind her and BITE her leg!! And she's three times his size! That's a bad kitty, I'm telling you.
ReplyDeleteWe have a 17 year old kitty in our house too, Stella Rose. It's a lost cause. 17 year old kitties get away with anything they want. That's our experience. Good luck.
ReplyDeleteFreedom, Casper & Nikki...the Greyhounds of What Remains Now
We believe you. Our Baggy tries to kill us every day too . . . our lady doesn't believe us either. Stay safe! Lee and Phod
ReplyDeleteOh dear, cats can be sneaky. We have a cat friend Frankie next door who acts all nice, but a second later he's whapping you with his big paw. Cats like to be nice on their own terms.
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Meredith & Scarlet
Oh moms don't always listen we have similar troubles here
ReplyDeleteUrban hounds
Our mom agrees with you... she thinks your cat is mean looking and probably trying to take over the world. I mean that is what cats are always trying to do... take over the world. Sneaky little buggers.
ReplyDeleteYou all are smart.. except for Gussie, but he is young so his stupid hasn't worn off yet... I would start planning now. You need to get the jump on him
Shelle, Milo, Dixie and Newby
http://simpaticodreams.blogspot.com/
I feel your pain! I have a mean kitty sister, too! She thinks she owns the world - ugh!
ReplyDeleteYour pal, Pip
Oh dear, Stella. Rita feels for you! She thinks cats are scary spawn of the devil.
ReplyDeleteDietzy looks like he could give Grumpy Cat a run for his money! :)