Tuesday, June 25, 2013

THE GUARDIAN OF THE PEE PADS

Yes, this is me Stella Rose in an old picture because my MOM cannot get her new camera to download any pictures yet, she is in a turmoil over it!

Anyway, I told mom, no sweat cos I have a few stories this morning to tell.  First it is about MY DAD. Well, we live in town, and we have a yard that is mostly a hill and mostly shade.  Not the most ideal circumstances to plant a garden.  Dad has always grown super hot peppers (and he gives him all away) in these green buckets that he puts on one side of the house, but this year he found one sunny spot right behind ALCATRAZ, and he tilled it up.  It is about the size of a small car.  So MOM was all excited and planted 3 little tomato plants and one zucchini plant.  Dad was gonna plant just a few big tomato plants.  Guess what, apparently he found a good sale on plants and he planted 25 FREAKIN Tomato PLANTS!!!  Remember it is just a little spot.  Mom laughed and laughed (well maybe she really yelled....) and said when they all start growing it is just going to be one big tomato plant....Dad told her to have a little faith.  Yesterday a big windstorm blew through and now all dad's plants are laying on the ground, we are waiting to see what happens. Oh yeah, he planted one tiny row of green beans for him, well for ME!!!!

Last night at our house we as in me and the sibs had a big ole fight and had to all go to separate rooms in the house to calm down.  Mom said one minute we were all playing around her feet and the next minute it was like a fighters ring.  I had hold of gussie's pug fat shaking the pee out of him, maggie had hold of me, and gussie was swinging at both of us with his paws.  Mom reached in and grabbed gussie (cos he is the babyyyyy) and yelled at us .....well we finally stopped but I was all upset making my pug screams, and maggie kept getting all gangsta on me and getting in my face when I was trying to calm down.  Mom put gussie on the porch, me in the utility room and mags in the kitchen.  We had to stay on time out for 20 minutes.  Maggie cried and cried, and gussie just stood at the door looking in, and I figured while I was in captivity I might has well be productive so I ripped up the pee pads, and then peed on the floor. 

Speaking of pee pads, Mom doesn't know what is going on with me but I will not let maggie or gussie use the pee pads, as soon as I see them go into the utility room, I run in there and stand over the pads, guarding them from any pee that would ever touch them.  Mom, get pretty peeved about it cos gussie is doing really well with using them, and now mag's is all confused cos she thought that was what she was supposed to do....I figure those are my pee pads, and it doesn't matter if mom puts down 1 pad or 3 they are all MINE, !!!!!  You can only imagine the amount of pads we go through!

Here is a new picture of Baby Bean...I think she looks just like me!



Stella Rose

24 comments:

  1. I really laughed out loud on this one. We use the pads too. Seems every time one uses them, another rushes in to mark over it. One baby has been told NOT to use them by the other dogs and sometimes she wets the floor. Ugh

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  2. Yes, we can see the resemblance, both beautiful. Now we wonder what was going on at your house that you are were rumbling? Were you watching the hockey game and it just got you all excited? Me and Stanley hardly ever fight but once in awhile we do and dad puts us in time out too. About those pee pads, we never used them but mom saw them at costco and it seems the cost of them can add up fast and if you waste them it might come out of your treat money. If you three are still under pressure maybe you should come over to our house and you can check out the new tunnel we got yesterday!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley
    Ambassadors of Love

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  3. I think you should all three go over to the "Ambassadors of Love" place and make up!!!!

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  4. OH yes the resemblance is uncanny .

    Now about those pee pee pads... better stop doing that or your treat times will go on time out too.

    Ernie and I were havin some fun the other evening and it got kinda outta paw... and we had to go OUT to cool off.
    BUTT we made up and all was well. Sometimes ya just gotta CLEAR THE AIR. RIGHT?

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  5. Stella, you have me cracking up! Silly girl.
    Love,
    Christy

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  6. Time out sounds the right thing to do. Sorry we are no help here in the hippy commune but we think a trip to the "Ambassadors of Love" might be a good idea. As peeps would say to us take a chill pill and quit it. Hope you all sort yourself out and Stella come on pee pads? Tutt tutt. Peace and Love guys.
    Have a terrific Tuesday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  7. OMD....I understand totally. Those are YOURS and NO ONE better touch them (or pee on them).

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  8. OMD the peepads are too funny! Maybe she should swap out newspapers instead.

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  9. Oh my goodness that was so funny now I need a pee pad....ROFL

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  10. Just make sure YOUR green beans don't get blown around
    Benny & Lily

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  11. You are marking your territory, so that is ok to not share. Hailey and Zaphod

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  12. Stella - you guard those pee pads and remind them that what big sis says goes!!!!! ;) You sure you aren't related to my SousPug - when he gets mad, he rips things or does his "revenge pee" routine.

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  13. Stella, you do have a way about you, even by Pug standards!

    Love,
    Gampy

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  14. Bailey always has to pee on top of where Hazel pees.
    HA HA
    We have been testing some natural supplements that have a calming effect and reduces stress. Mom is doing a review post on the product for Friday. It might be something that could help you Stella.
    hugs
    Bailey, Hazel & Greta

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  15. we do the same thing all five of us, we all line up to pee the same spot on walks

    urban hounds

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  16. Of course, the resemblance is just uncanny. :)

    We're all kind of at a loss as to why you want to guard pee pads? Wouldn't it be more profitable (and fun) to be the guardian of the treats or toys? Humans frown on that, but this doesn't seem to be working out for you. And as ya know, when ya gotta go, ya gotta go! Like now. So why not let your siblings GO? :)

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  17. We use pee pads too - but mostly when it's raining or cold outside. The door is usually open and we're supposed to use the doggy door but sometimes we just don't want to go outside. Then mama acts like its our fault if we potty on the kitchen floor!?!

    IF Baby Bean were wearing bunny ears we wouldn't be able to tell you apart ... honest!!!

    Love Zoe, Peyton, Webster, Liberty & Whitney

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  18. Stella! You should let others use those pee pads and not concern yourself with them!

    mason

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  19. Stella you make me laugh and laugh.
    Blessings,
    Goose

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  20. Oh, my goodness...that's a lot of action and activity. Stella Rose, please share the pee pads. Give your momma a break.

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  21. Howdy Mates, first off, your little bean is definitely adorable and you too Stella Rose. Now about these pee pads. Hehehe, we're laughing cause mum says Rory would need pee mattresses!!! We've never used them. Mum says it's pee outside or nothing. She's got a heart of stone (to use Honey's words hehe). We tried to have a fight too a couple of weeks ago and mum yelled and we nearly peed ourselves, then realised we were inside, nearly peed again and then ran outside to get away from the mum monster! Try not to upset your mum ok. Mums can get the stink eye happening and we know you don't want this. Can you have pee pads in separate areas? Good luck mates. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

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  22. Hi Stella, gotta say, you and the baby bean are beautiful!

    The pee pad incident had me cracking up! But, since Mom and Dad are the ones who give out the treats, I wouldn't be doing that again.

    Hope you and the sibs made up and all is well.

    xoxo Patty

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  23. Oh, I'm sorry to hear you guys had a scuffle. I hope you make up! I think you should let your sibs use the pee pads. Pee pads are not great things to have be YOURS. Maybe consider a toy instead... Just sayin'.

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  24. OMD, Stella, is that you in the first pic or the second? You two look JUST alike!!

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