Isa just really really really mad at my Santy Claus cos hesa not called me and its getting closer and closer to Christmas night. Mom says I have enuf time to learn everyfing like flying over chimineys so Isa don't burn my butt, and landing real quiet so Isa don't fall off the roof into the prickley bushes OR wakes those childrens up OR even more importants Isa have to learn to keep that red nose on my face and peoples I tell you its a really hard cos Isa don't really have a nose to hold it on there. Isa just hasa pretends nose that I sneeze with and blow stuff out all over my sisters with. SEE......
I tried to call up my Santy Claus on his special hotline but the onliest person that evers answers that phone is his helper elf who says her names is Alisha and Isa finks its really Puddles elf Chrissy who is a meany to me.
I asked my Momma if that was true and she just huggeded me and said hers will love me forevers...BUT my girls tole me later that if i don't do all their laundry, fold the clothes, lick the dishes clean, and clean off the dangerous stairway where mom piles things, then it could happen.
Isa upset now and I finks Chrissy/Alisha is a meany. I is sending her foster mudder PUDDLES a email right now to inform her.
This picture proves hers has a heart of ice.
Angus McConnell
Oh my gosh, Angus, you had better stay under the covers safe on Christmas Eve.... we don't want Santa to take our brave boy ANYWHERE! Neither does your mom or dad!
ReplyDeleteWe agree and surely you'd rather be warm and cosy ready for the big fat man in red than tearing around the cold night sky.
ReplyDeleteHave a terrific Tuesday.
Best wishes Molly
Angus...I don't think you have anything to worry about. Your mom will hug you through the Christmas holidays.
ReplyDeleteOh that Chrissy is the anti santa - she doesn't work for him at all...she is just an old meany trying to make you unhappy
ReplyDeleteHi Gussie!
ReplyDeleteIf Santa Paws does not want yousa to pull hisa sleigh, wesa in blogville would love for you to be the Blogville Reindeer. Just sayin'.
Much Luvums,
The Slimmer Puggums
George, Toby, Lily, & Mimi
Don't worry about it one bit, Angus! Santa Paws is super duper nice and would never do anything so mean to you. He might not've called you yet because all of his reindeer are healthy and don't need a sub yet.
ReplyDeleteOh sweet Gussy, its so nice you want to help Santa. Rest assured he knows this and will reward you for having such a kind heart.
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Meredith & Scarlet
MOL MOL
ReplyDeleteThose elves on the shelves are possessed. I think they might be related to the snowfreaks
Hugs Madi your bfff
Ha I guessed it. Chrissy again. Maybe the wilde ride in Puddles sleigh and the following crash was the reason that she was such a meany? Probably Santa will visit my house earlier than the houses in the U.S. and I will give him all my cookies and the whole bottle with booze. I'm sure then you will be a honorary member of the reindeer army in zilch.
ReplyDeleteMr. Angus McConnell Long, please don't work yourself up on this. Santa knows you want to help but so do millions of others such as yourself and it simply isn't possible for everyone to physically assist him. So being good, combined with the fact that you want to help him is a wonderful thing that Santa appreciates very much. Please don't fret, enjoy this special time of year and your mother's cuddles and love!
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Gampy
Aw, Gussie. Don't let your dream die! Even if it doesn't work out for this Christmas you never know what will happen in future Christmas seasons!
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Murphy & Stanley
Pee Ess - Stop by our POTP page, we have had to add Molly's Pippen to it.
Oh dat damn Chrissy! I is gonna gets her nows! Her betters not be tellin' my Gussie him not purties...you is beautifuls!
ReplyDeleteI just has a feelin' Chrissy has not relayed da message to Santa...cuz her IS mean likes dat.
Puddles
Oh no, your mom would never let you be taken away! And we think you would make an adorable reindeer!
ReplyDeleteYou make a very good case against Chrissy, Angus. I think perhaps you should be looking into LAW school rather than leading Santa's sleigh.
ReplyDeleteLove Noodles
OH Angus Mac, THIS is just TERRIBLES. That Chrissy is the ANTI SANTY fur SURE... just like Reilly and Denny said.
ReplyDeleteWhat does SHE know about a HANDSOME PUG such as yourself? She has a face that is like a SQUIRREL's BUTT. AND THAT is no doubt WHY she is being so MEAN.
Don't worry... All will be FINE and DANDY on Christmas Morning... The REAL Santa Paws ALWAYS makes it so.
We think he is just REALLY busy Baking and Making Treats and Toys fur all of US. That is why he isn't answering his phone.
Now on Christmas Eve you get to bed REALLY early and MAYBE when he gets to your house... he will let you Help him on his sleigh fur at least 87 houses.
MESSAGE TO ANGUS:
ReplyDeleteNo worries Gussie. I got your back.
Love Noodles
We KNEW those elves were agents of the devil! You obviously got one that was reprogrammed by a squirrel.
ReplyDeleteMaybe you can talk Santa into letting you eat all those cookies left out for him....to keep him healthy....we think pulling a sleigh would be a drag.
XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy
That Chrissy is a real cranky pants for making up such ugly stories that definatetly are not true!
ReplyDeleteDon't worry Gussy--- don't let that silly elf get to you!
love
tweedles
You know Gus we think Slimmer pugs have the right idea, you can be Blogvilles honorary reindeer. Just like Santa need santa helpers here, he must also need reindeer helpers too!
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Bailey, Hazel & Greta
That is the most rotten elf ever! If I were you I would send a secret message to Santa Paws and tell him all about HER! Maybe he could fire her. There cannot be room for rottenness in the North Pole.
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Angus, just one thing to say mate. Well actually two things. First off, I, Rory, will sit on anyone that does anything mean to you. 89 kgs (195 lbs) of solid butt, squashing them into the ground! So don't worry anymore ok? Second, I Stella, think you are totally cute and gorgeous and am sending you little gentle smoochies right to the tip of your nose, which is just perfect! Take care mate. Don't forget Father Christmas knows who is naughty and nice so there are some dawgs who better remember that!
ReplyDeleteNo worries, and slobber, Rory and Stella
Thank you so much for always coming to our blog! We just love the picture of you in your pretty purple hat on your sidebar, Stella Rose! We can't wait to get to know all of you better!
ReplyDeleteLove ya lots♥
Mitch and Molly
Hey Gussie!
ReplyDeleteWow, this scares me a bunch! Such meanies...and at the holidays too. yikes I really think I'd leave that travel stuff to the big reindeer anyway, they are all trained and practiced up for it. BOL
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Pol Comm
Oh Angus you are just so cute, Santa will come with lots of gifts for sure
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We think if Santa hasn't called you it is because he has a more important job for you to do. He needs you to take care of your peoples and your sisters and guard your house. It is not cause you aren't handsome or anything. Lee and Phod
ReplyDeleteI'm going to call Santa Paws right now and find out what's going on-you really need to be involved. Hope you have a good night.
ReplyDeleteWags, Hunter & Noreen
He is very busy getting all your stuff ready
ReplyDeleteLily
We think someone's playing tricks on you, Gussie boy!
ReplyDeleteEdgar and his mum
Oh Gus - you are the CUTEST! So don't believe a word of that nonsense. But... what do you want to be a reindeer for?? They work hard, flying all around the WHOLE world in ONE night - and all they get for pay is some stupid carrots. Do you really want to work that hard for carrots?? Just stay home and let the reindeer bring you the goods!
ReplyDeleteOH no, Angus, whatever is happening there??? We never heard such tales. Don't you worry your cute little head over being a reindeer - you have plenty of time for that - just stay close to your sweet and loving mom.
ReplyDeleteWoos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning
Oh dogs, you can't be mad at Santa and tattletales only make things worse. Santa's knows who's naughty and he will take care of Chrissy/Alisha. Hang in there Gussie, Santa will pick you or I pee on his North Pole.
ReplyDeleteAroo to you,
Sully
Be patient, Gussy. I'm sure you will be one of Santa's reindeers. You are B-E-A-U-TIFUL and I bet Santa will be honoured to have you join his team.
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