Wednesday, February 25, 2015
MIDDLE PUG SYNDROME
THIS is Margaret Mae Simpson and my mom told me last night I reminded her of a "middle pug". Well Mom I am the middle pug so why do you expect me to act any different.
MY mom hates us to fight. Hates it. She comes all unglued and scolds us, which you cannot even hear her words over our tussling and then she pulls out the big guns ---our big green FLY SWATTER which I hate, and smacks the floor. That usually ends the fight, cos I run behind the chair and Stella ends up whimpering around like I have hurt her or something. Gussie boy runs and sits in the recliner until the air is finally calm.
Gussie said my behavior stems from being a doggie school dropout and stella rose told me I am just to jealous, like some old girlfriend. I fink they are bof wrong...." I yam what I yam ...as popeye would have said. I am not a bully I am just Maggie.
Mom made me "sit" after the fight last night and she did not say one word to me, she just looked at me wif her mean mom face. So I showed her I could sit and I looked right back at her wif my mean Maggie face. She finally let me up and I ran over to the couch where perfect stella rose was at, and jumped up beside her before mom could stop me, and I gave her a lick on the face, just to show her I won fair and square. Mom says I ALWAYS have to have the last word.
Mom says though most times I am a sweetie and a funny little clown....she loves that side of me...
Pretend you do not see me talking to the enemy in this picture.
At least I don't look like this.
Margaret Mae Simpson a/k/a Maggie Mae