Monday, February 23, 2015

MONDAY ....JIM

MOnday's are hard enough without it being -2 and dreary outside.  Why can't Mondays be warm and sunny and really Sundays in disguise??  Why?

Speaking of disguise...remember that package that arrived at our house on Friday and we faught it was a baby giraffe?

Well we pugs got hold of the peoples who sent it to our mom to ask about the type of care and food etc. he would need and they left us a voice message that said, " only would a certain type of pug think this was a baby giraffe, either we have been smoking things other than ham where we live, or we had found some illegal moonshine in the woods behind our house."

Ump....how is that for being snotty.  So we decided we would make friends with him first and give him a name that way we would all be on the same page at our house....so we named him Jim.  We faught that would be an easy name to remember. 

Then we introduced Jim to mean ole cat Dietzy and we cannot ever ever repeat the words that mean ole cat Dietzy said or we would never get off of  the time out chair.  Apparently Dietzy does not like it when Jim's on button is pushed.


Then we introduced Jim to the grandmonsters and they told us to turn him off cos they could not hear above the roar of their ipad, iphone, kindles, nooks or other things or devices they have plugged into their ears. 

We decided Jim had worked hard enough for his first day here in our little pug house and we found him a nice spot to lay in, and covered him up with one of our blankies that Maggie nor Gussie had peed on.  I tell you we had to dig through the box to find one of those for sure. 

Tomorrow we are gonna get the car polish out and wax him all clean.  We fink he will like that.

Stella Rose

23 comments:

  1. How interesting this Jim is . . . is he for floors or carpet? Is he powerful? Glad you are keeping an open mind!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  2. Ummmmmm we are feeling sort of Scared to say this butt fur just this ONCE... MeanAsHell Dietzy.... is probably giving this JIM thingy the right thought... we are pretty sure that Jim is NOT Dandy at all... and that he is gonna turn on you...and do some bad stuffs... like Sucking up all your hidden snacks... and your toys and other assorted treasures... WE think this Jim is just a VACULA in disguise... so fur JUST THIS ONCE... listen to that MeanAsHell Cat.

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    1. We already gots him hometrained and everyfing...he never pees or poops he is a really smart little giraffe.
      stella rose

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  3. LOL Jim or no Jim that vacular will have me hiding behind the sofa. Have a marvellous Monday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  4. You are certainly taking good care of Jim......but we think he's a type of Vacula, so be careful he doesn't turn on you.

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  5. We think Jim is a fine name for your new baby giraffe!!! The Momster wants to know how well he works:)

    Woos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning

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  6. Oh I am sure with mean old cat Deitzman and three little pugs and grandkids Jim will get plenty to eat. Just watch out you all don't get sucked up by Jim's personality.
    Thanks for being a friend
    Sweet William The Scot

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  7. mol mol it does look like a giraffe!! that is too funny.
    My sucky monster looks like a creature from a deeep lagoon
    Hugs madi your bfff

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  8. Oh Jim's lucky to have you guys taking care of him! Is he scary? We have something like Jim here, and Rita hates him! (I'm so glad to read that Gussie's red "pea" was B9!!)

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  9. We think Jim is a great name for him.

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  10. I don't think Jim can be trusted he reminds me of the monster in the closet.

    Aroo to you,
    Sully

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  11. It is nice to meet Jim but I would not turn my back on him

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  12. Glad you named him....lots easier to call him for dinner that way, Barharhar....take good care of him...hate to have to call the zoo to report animal cruelty

    The Mad Scots.

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  13. Crikey ..... maybe that Jim bloke could suck that Deitz bloke up and you wouldn't have to worry about him anymore, aye??

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  14. You are being so sweet to Jim! But I think that the others might be right. Be very very careful because he might just vacuum you up!!!!

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  15. That Jim sounds like a pretty cool new friend...Bilbo says be careful...sometimes things you think are friendly...turn mean!!
    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

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  16. great that you take good care of the baby giraffe named Jim :o) can we clean baby giraffes with car polish? our hoover-thingy would need some cleaning too :o)
    easy rider

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  17. Oh my goodness, laughing so hard!

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  18. Ooooh! Does Jim come with attachments? We have a giraffe around here with attachments and Mom uses them on me. It. Feels. So. Good!
    Have fun!
    Yours sincerely,
    Margaret Thatcher

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  19. Did you feed Jim today? Don't forget!
    love
    tweedles

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  20. Hi Y'all!

    Think Jim will eat Dietzy?

    Y'all come on by,
    Hawk aka BrownDog

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