Remembers when I toles you the weekend was KrAZY will it was nuffin like last night at our house. Furst this came to supper cos her parents were working. I fink they just did not want to come get hers.
THEN we have been noticing lately that our dinner bowls are not as full as they used to be. Mom and Dad bof said we were getting to round, so mom cut us back on our kibble. I fink when I go to the vet this week, the authorities will more than likely be called on our Mom............Mags said she is going to live wif Princess Leah/, I toles her she might not fit in a suitcase...lol.......Mom said it is Mags and Gusser that are to chubby, I am course and always will be perfect.
Then our house was finally quiet and DAD got sick and got sick again. I fink mom ran and hid under her pillow ....but of course she did get up and help him. Poor Dad he is having a rough time of it lately. Maybe if he was less grumpy we would stop jumping up on his arm.....its just a vicious circle at our house folks.
THEN finally the house was quiet and we were all in bed, when mom and dad heard wienie YEOWING loud, like a "get up I need to go potty" yeow. Yes, wiener finks hers is a pug and she runs out the door like us to potty. She is never going to understand she is a CAT and a mean one at that. So Mom gets up to take her out, and there in the middle of the bedroom rug is two baby kittens. Tiny (actually fat) twin look alike wienies. WHAT!!!!!! WHAT!!!!! More cats, at our house, when and how did this happen................was the blogville police never informed of this, ............how was it kept a secret.
So mom ran and got her a nice bed, and the babies and wiener went to sleep, ONLY this morning mom finds a tiny gray one also. THREE kittens at our house with Wienie. That is breaking the law I am sure.
Gussie and Wienie have a strange friendship but he was very relieved when he saw the kittens looked like kittens and not pugs. I tried to explain the birds and bees to him, but I lost him at birds. Maybe when he goes to the BAR one of you older boys can explain fings to him.
So our house is never going to be the same again. We are now aunts and a uncle and the grandpoops will be awwwing and ohhhing over those kittens especially Piper.
Mom promises us this will never happen again, and down the road Wien will go to the Vet, but that does not help us now does it!!!!!!!!!!
I knew that cat was trouble when she showed up at our door.