SNOOPERVISION--PART ONE

WELL, we won't be back on here until Monday but we wanted to leave you wif another story from me and my BFF's adventures.  I hope you are not getting tired of us having so much fun and sharing it wif you.  (We plan on letting everyone know after GIRLS NIGHT OUT who my friend is)

I do know one little dog who is tired of me and tired of my BFF.....his name is Sully, he is stalking us, and guess what else I found out through my snoopervision......Gussie, MY BROTHER has been helping HIM.  Gussie the little dummy forgot to delete the messages he has been sending Sully and I read them.....so that is where we begin this story.

FIRST we did this:

Officer Bites is going to be very mad at Gussie that he was stooopid enough to get caught...we made sure he could not contact Sully and warn him in anyway.

Then yesterday afternoon my BFF and I decided to go down to OKLAHOMA to visit a rodeo AND our little snooper friend.

DO YOU SEE WHERE THAT STAR IS ON THE MAP SULLY???????????



My BFF and I hitched a ride out of Iowa on this pretty little plane

and we touched down in the big airport in Oklahoma City Oklahoma.  My Mom's niece is a special ped. nurse in a big hospital in this big city so we were just gonna stay with her for the night.  I am sure she will have plenty of room for us.

So after we spent the right in Oklahoma City we rented a truck to take us to our next destination before driving on to the big rodeo.  All cowgirls drive trucks I told my secret BFF.

We also brought Jim along for protection since we couldn't find Gussie pee shooter to steal and bring wif us.

My BFF's hat is a little big for hers.

We arrive in this little town--HOWE OKLAHOMA!!!!!! 

 and immediately start looking for a house where we are going to visit.....is this the house where SULLY lives....lets go ask...."SULLY ARE YOU IN THERE"  It had a for sale sign in the front yard...maybe he knew we were coming.

 Or is this Sully's house.....SULLY ARE YOU IN There??????

  Well peoples kept giving us all kinds of directions so we are driving over there to surprise sneaky SULLY.

Do you think he will be surprised to see us a knocking on his front door, do you think he will think the dingo's are in his yard.....we are going to make a lot of commotion and see if he looks out his window.....

What do you think SULLY will do when he sees us? 

Maggie Mae and LP

ADVENTURE SATURDAY

No pictures as usual.

So just close your eyes and I will tell you a true blue story.  So on Saturday my momma, and the two grandgirls were on their way over to the grandgirls house to take care of bear while the parents were gone.  Remember bear our cousin.

As they were leaving the house Mom noticed across the way some little kids, and their momma outside and a big dog playing wif them.  She thought it looked like a Golden.  Mom loves them.

So as they were walking out of Alcatraz to get into the car, all of a sudden here comes the Golden, who once she got close to Mom ..Mom realized it was probably a lab mix, with the most beautiful amber eyes.  She was probably around a year old, jumping, and tail wagging all happy.

Mom and the girls noticed right away that "I just had a bath" smell, and that she was wearing a pretty purple collar but no tags.  Momma told her to go on home, so her and the girls could get in the car.

Well Ms. Pretty purple collar dog decided she was not listening to our momma and followed the car up the street, and out onto the highway!!!!!!!!!

Mom had a fit, and pulled the car over, and told the grandgirls to open their back door, and let the dog in.   Ms. Pretty collar jumped right into our little blue car, like it was HER car and not OURS and jumped all around in the car all excited.

Remember she was very wet, and smelled, and also had big muddy paws.  So it is pretty easy to imagine what everyone and the car looked and smelled like.  (Mom had just her pj's on also)

Mom drove back to the neighbors house, where everyone was still playing outside and rolled down her window and NICELY said, to the momma, "we have your dog, and are bringing her back to you..."   The other momma looked at our momma and said, "its not our dog."

OHMYPUG!!!!!   WELL, after Ms. pretty purple collar heard those words, she jumped up into the front passenger seat, and curled up.  I guess she thought she was going wif everyone to feed Bear.

Mom thought about it, and decided to drive across the river to the Frankenvet and see if anyone is missing and worrying about her.  She talked to the girl at the desk, and said someone else had called in and said this dog had been on their deck all night.  So they gave Mom a leash and they took her into the building to wait on her owner to call and take her home.  Mom then realized it was not bath water we were smelling but probably river water!

Mom called on Monday when she got back from her crappyass dr. appt. and they said the owner came and got her on SAturday!   Whew!!!  We were worried about her.  We hope whoever the owner is they keep her safe in their yard from now on.

At least our story had a good ending, except for the car, it took Mom quite awhile to get it cleaned up but she said it was worth it.
Stella Rose

CAN YOU GUESS??

CAN YOU GUESS WHERE MY BFF AND I SPENT THE DAY??

FIRST we rode into town in our hotshot truck.....I couldn't remember which side of the road I was supposed to drive on so I just drove up on the rails........hopefully the policiana do not have good surveillance cameras like they do back in the blogville......

AFTER that we decided to use up some of our energy before going for a long relaxing walk and pretending we were tourists so we did this next.  Do you know where we are Sully???  I hear you are coming to get us.......bahahahahahahahh.......

WE are watching for you Sully boy!

Later we lit the sky up cos that is something Puddles taught me so well to do and I am passing this honor down to my new friend.   See Sully if you would have been my BFF then you and I could have been breaking the law together.......

After a much needed rest we changed out of our bird/dog watching clothes, (by the way did you see the crowd that we have drawn to us at that tower) and decided to do a little shopping and eating....and take in the local scenery.....

WE did this

Do you know where we are?


And we did this

OH we loved the local cuisine and coffee......yummy!  Could you put some of that in a doggie bag so we can take some home for a late night snack???  By the way did you notice we dressed alike, girls like to do things like that don't they......

And we finished our day with a late night movie at this house

We had so much fun....did you have fun Easy??  (Easy mom toles us no more jumping on the bed)

What a wonderful day spent with my SECRET BFF so heres to you Sully.....blahhhhhhhhhhhhh

MM and LP

CATCHING UP

Furst our mom has been gone from work since Thursday.  Friday she took the day off and spent the day with these girls

They stayed overnight and we all had a great time, we wish we could show you in pictures but OUR mom forgot the camera on our walks and when we played wif them.....I should have been in charge of the picture taken cos I would have had some pictures to show you!!

Then on Monday our MOM had to go to the University about her kidney.  MOM was upset when she got home, and said bad fings that we are not going to repeat about the Dr's.  But we did take some new pictures of us and stuff to show you.

First

Look at all the cards we have been getting.  Cards about Dietzy, cards about my Mom and just cards cos peoples on here loves us.  Fank you so much.  We loved all of them.  A special little fanks to Maggies secret BFF and that is all we are gonna say.

 

Me and my rabbit that usually Maggie and Gussie are torturing.  Even though I am on new medicine you can see how red my eye is.  It makes Momma very sad cos it does not seem to be working.  Of course she worries cos after all she is my momma and that is what they do.

Here is not a good picture of Maggie wif a bully stick mom brought us home yesterday, us as in Maggie and Gussie cos they nevers shares wif me.  She is showing her BFF what bully sticks look like, I toles her all you gotta do mom is take a picture of Maggie cos she is a bully enuf.

Then of course Gus posing early this morning for his Momma. They rest of us get crappy pictures taken and his is always good.  He toles us that is cos he is natural born poser.....um........

Here is the table in the hall way all dressed up for Easter.  We are hoping the Easter Bunny brings us new toys, and bully sticks.....

On Saturday Mom went to a "wine and paint" party that her daughter Kody was having.  She said at first she only went so Kody would have enough peoples there, but when it was all said and done she had a grand ole time....this is the result, she hung it above the Easter table.....

You peoples out there that are artists can laugh but you peoples out there who can't draw a straight line like our mom will be impressed.....our mom was...lol.....

and lastly because mom is to lazy to take new St. Patrick's Day pictures we haf to use old ones.....

We will need to get busy and catch up on your blogs and Moms work this week.....Happy Day to all.

Stella Rose

 

DEAR SPAMMERS

Dear Spammers:
Its been awhile since we have written to you, with the winter being so bad and all, we are behind in our correspondence.  We wanted to let you know we haven't forgotten about you, we have  had one to many speed bumps lately and it has thrown our schedule into the ditch....so to speak.

We wanted to start March out by saying how much we appreciate your ever present comments, always addressing us in a kind way and telling us how sweet, funny and informative our posts are to you.  We have no issue over looking the various products you are trying to sell, and trufully we don't even know what most of them are.

We hope that 2015 is finding you all well, and that you all live in a part of the country where the sun always shines, and you can play outside whenever you want.  If so, could you send us a picture of any houses for sale in that area and if the neighbors like pugs.

We also hope that life has been kind to you.  Our family has had the hammer dropped onto our heads a few times this year, and we are still trying to understand some of the side-effects from that.  Sometimes it missed our heads and hit our hearts, those have been especially hard days.

We hope though that the sunny road is all we see from now on  and even if we have to endure a few cloudy days, we know we can because we can always count on you, our Spammers to say such kind things.

P.S. Are any of you looking for an extra job?  We have one posted at the Workforce.  So far the only four-legged that has applied is Marcus and mom thinks he would be to much of a friend to us.  Apparently we need someone who has this type of attitude.

Sincerely
Stella Rose, Margaret Mae and Angus McConnell

WANTED

WANTED:

 A dependable four-legged animal that would be willing to patrol the fenced in area known throughout our village as Alcatraz.

Must be willing to work in all types of weather, and soil conditions.  Must be more intelligent than the pugs he will be guarding and be understanding of their strange ways.  The guard will work from sun-up until sunset and will be able to take breaks only when the Pugs are not out in the yard getting their exercise.

The guard will not under any circumstances speak to the pugs, and form any kind of relationship with them, b they have been known to escape when you let your 'guard" down....lol....

We would prefer someone who has had experience working with short stature dogs without any noses.  We would also prefer someone who has taken martial arts, and any type of training in search and rescue in case of an escape.

So far in the last month we have had two escapes.  They have always been at night time and we are investigating the Dad thinking he is  the one who did not properly do a lock down.

The pay is negotiable, vacation pay will be offered.  We recommend you bring your own food, and stay far away from the cafeteria. 

This is an excerpt that the last guard wrote in his daily journaling.....

" watched the three pugs run outside from the porch.  the short fat black one had to be carried down the steps due to her eye issue.  I feel she is to fat to run down the steps like the other two do and will need a personal exercise program.  So far the Warden does not agree with me. Margaret Mae has escaped from this maximum security prison on several occasions and has now made friends with Angus McConnell and will often drag him along with her.  Even after they were captured they refused to give up the driver who took them to Circle B gas station for a bottle of Mountain Dew.  We believe it is the father.  The short fat one is never invited along.......never eat the Warden's cooking ...the last time I tried her macaroni and cheese I coughed up hairballs for several weeks......"

If interested please apply through the local Iowa Workforce office.

WE ARE WATCHIN YOU-SULLY

Yesterday Sully from http://sully-tx-scottie.blogspot.com/  sent us a message that he was WATCHING us.   HE is trying to figure out just who my new SECRET BFF is....um....we are not WORRIED cos we have turned the tables on him...........

We are sitting on top of a STORK'S nest............watching ...........SULLY!!!

MAGGIE MAE and BFF

THE FALLS

I have ALWAYS wanted to go visit Niagara Falls so when my new SECRET BFF talked about planning another adventure this week, I picked this one out for us.  I supplied the raincoats, hats, one umbrella, goggles and the bucket/barrel.  Mother Nature supplied the FALLS.  The only thing I did not supply was the "permission".

People may ask me why I planned THIS adventure for us THIS week, and I told them that sometimes you can plan your adventures out in life, like I have so thoughtfully and then at other times life has its own adventure planned for you...and you are totally unprepared. 

We hopes their are no sheriffs on that boat....

Maggie Mae and LP

DIETZMAN LONG

10/1997-3/2015
Rest in peace baby boy.
Love Momma

UPDATE

Dietzman will be going back to the Vet today for another checkup.  We brought him home this weekend so we could have that time to spend with him, and him with us.  The vet wanted him to eat at least one of his cans of K/D a day and she said it would be great if he would eat two.  Well, Dietz has always liked to eat, so I did not think it would be a problem.

Dietzman slept a lot on Saturday and I am sure he was worn out from the IV's and poking etc. that was done to him.  He likes to lay in the dog crate in the family room with us, so I brought him in and warmed the pugs that they needed to be good.  I took Maggie and Gussie for a nice long muddy walk so they wouldn't be bouncing around and barking.  I should have given them all more credit, they were just fine around him, they understood. 

Later, he ate about a tsp of his food, and wouldn't drink anything for me.  On Sunday he wanted to stay in the crate, or just lay on the couch in the livingroom.  We tried several things for him to eat but he was not interested, he drank a few times for me.

I honestly believed if I brought him home, that would be the magic pill that would make him better.  I understood he was very sick, BUT I thought he was going to get better, it would just take time.  I did not think about him being 18 years old, and that he is tired.

So I am waiting once again, for the Vet to call me and we will have a discussion.  When I look at Dietzy I don't see that little old guy but that cute little kitten that was given to us at such a hard dark time in our life.  He brought a whole bag of naughtiness and joy in his suitcase that day.  He was the perfect gift at the most hard time.  I told someone over the weekend that he is the last connection I have to that part of my life, and when he is gone, the connection is also. 

Thank you for all your kind comments over the weekend.  I know Dietzy would not want any of my tears, he just wants us to celebrate the perfect naughtiness that he was.

deb

UPDATE

Dietz is home but his kidneys are not working well even after a long night of iv there was no difference in today's blood work. He is a fighter tho because he did eat his of food and he is making the pugs nuts by Layin in their crate...We may only have a few days but they will be a gift.
Deb

update

Dietz at vet for the night...blood work showed his kidney functions are bad. We r giving him fluids for 24hrs and then redoing blood work. He is very sick but he is my fighter.
Deb

PRAYERS FOR DIETZMAN

Today Mom is taking me to see the Frankenvet after she gets done wif work.  She is very worried about me.  I have a weird cough, and I also just lay around.  She can tell a big difference in my behavior over the past few weeks.  I keep telling hers I is just old and tired, and I need to sleep and rest, but since she is the MOM I must listen to hers and go to the Vet.  I sure hopes I don't get any shots ....maybe they will have special cat candy for me cos I is such a good friendly boy.

Mom is worried.

Meanerthenhellcat Dietzman

JIM

Many of you have asked us how JIM is doing....is he still alive or did mom put him out in the garage or send him back to the zoo?

Jim is doing just fine.  He is kind to us, and when he is doing his chores around the house, he tries to never suck any of our feet up.  Sometimes he even lets me ride along when he is working.

We made a deal wif him, if we don't bark at him while he is working then he won't accidently suck any of our stuffies, bones, treats, or feets into his whirly brushes.

Jim is not allowed to sleep wif us at night, he mostly just stands against the wall and guards us.  Everyone needs a JIM in their life.

Stella Rose

LB AND MM AND DUMB BROTHER

Well, my secret BFF and I decided to go do a little hang gliding just to get to know each other a little better....I must remember NOT to hang glide with my tongue out.....bugs!!!

Officer Bites it was NOT a sneaky squirrel that you have been looking for but ANGUS sneaking around trying to figure out who my BFF was.  He donned a squirrel costume and snuck around us......hoping that I would drop he/she name....well the name is LP......and that told him NOTHING.  Dumb brother.

Margaret Mae a/k/a MM

WEIRDO WEDNESDAY

Adventures with my new BFF have begun......

We thinks that Squirrel is a secret agent for the boys side trying to find out our girly plans.....he is leaving us a clue with that card.

Maggie Mae

SECRET BEST FRIEND-MAGGIE MAE

Mom says if she would have really looked at this smile she would have figured out just what life with Margaret Mae was going to be like.  I wonder what she meant by that!??

I made myself right at home from the moment I stepped into my new home, I introduced myself to all of Stellie's toys and promptly told them they were MINE, I ran over to her part time bed, laid down in it, and then Peed on it, Just so it became MINE and I ran over to mean ole cat Dietzman and he prompty slapped me, apparently he would never be MINE.  I ran zoomies around stella rose 100 times a day, and I did a little dance and yapped happily when I got up on the couch.  To this very day, I have the same routine, so at least I am consistent MOM.

My favorite thing in the whole wide world for the first TWO years of my life was this....

Yes, a binkie.....I am NOT ashamed to admit that either.  In fact MOM was still buying me binkies until a few months ago when I   started to bite the end of them off....thus NO MORE BINKIES.

AND My first BFF love was :

Yes Sweet Puddles.  She taught me all about how to drive, and how to make gunpowder into fireworks

 

and how to catch a ride to the grocery store to buy more drinkables   with the Amish.....she is one smart doxie. 

I even made her a shrine that my MOM made me tear back down....she felt it did not go with any décor of our house.....you were so WRONG MOM....

THEN IT HAPPENED----

THIS....Angus McConnell......as sometimes in the soap operas of life your bff suddenly starts to pal around with your sibling, and suddenly before your very own eyes, they are leaving you in the dust,

Angus even took a picture of her along with him and the "Doods Tour".....

But one day our Puddles just went away...poof....was it because we were fighting over who was her friend or is it because the government snatched her away and are holding her in some cold and awful place....

Oh there have been some siting's and one time she even emailed ANGUS to let him know she was okay, but later we doubted the authenticity of the email.  Angus has it hanging on his bedroom wall....just in case.....and he leaves his bedroom window open just a crack.


Life goes on though and now that I am three years old I have decided I need a new secret BFF.  She/he must be kept secret long enough for us to form unbreakable bonds that no man or pug can tear apart.  And after searching the world over I received a secret email from just the right dog that I can now corrupt   teach  just like Puddles did me.   Bahhahahahahah............

Watch out world...........Margaret Mae Simpson a/k/a Maggie Mae

SIT

At our house when Mom wants us to listen to her she says, "Sit".  Maggie takes a deep breath because it is against her grain to listen to Mom the first, second and sometimes third time around, but she does sit.  Angus looks at Mom and sits, I look at Mom and ever since I first stepped into my new home 5 years ago I twirled.  Yes, when Mom says ,"sit"  I twirl like a beautiful ballerina.

Mom has come to accept over the years, that for whatever reason in my brain SIT means TWIRL.  Its a fact of life....

Yesterday Mom was waiting on her hair to change color and stop stinking so she told us we could not sit in her lap until she washed it.  All three of us were lined up in front of her while she was sitting in the recliner waiting for the stink to pass and she looked at us and said, "SIT".

Maggie sit promptly, which made Mom smile, ....Gussie looked at Mom and she looked at him, and he sat, and Mom said "Good job Gussie and Maggie Mae!" and then she looked over at me standing there looking at her, and I could tell she almost didn't want to say it to me, cos sometimes she doesn't want me to get my feelings hurt because I always Twirl, but she looked at me and decided to take the leap of faith, the same one she had taken for five years, and so she said, "Sit Stellie." and I sat and gave her a big pug smile.

Never never give up.
Stella Rose