Thursday, March 12, 2015

DEAR SPAMMERS

Dear Spammers:
Its been awhile since we have written to you, with the winter being so bad and all, we are behind in our correspondence.  We wanted to let you know we haven't forgotten about you, we have  had one to many speed bumps lately and it has thrown our schedule into the ditch....so to speak.

We wanted to start March out by saying how much we appreciate your ever present comments, always addressing us in a kind way and telling us how sweet, funny and informative our posts are to you.  We have no issue over looking the various products you are trying to sell, and trufully we don't even know what most of them are.

We hope that 2015 is finding you all well, and that you all live in a part of the country where the sun always shines, and you can play outside whenever you want.  If so, could you send us a picture of any houses for sale in that area and if the neighbors like pugs.

We also hope that life has been kind to you.  Our family has had the hammer dropped onto our heads a few times this year, and we are still trying to understand some of the side-effects from that.  Sometimes it missed our heads and hit our hearts, those have been especially hard days.

We hope though that the sunny road is all we see from now on  and even if we have to endure a few cloudy days, we know we can because we can always count on you, our Spammers to say such kind things.

P.S. Are any of you looking for an extra job?  We have one posted at the Workforce.  So far the only four-legged that has applied is Marcus and mom thinks he would be to much of a friend to us.  Apparently we need someone who has this type of attitude.



Sincerely
Stella Rose, Margaret Mae and Angus McConnell

17 comments:

  1. We do not get spammers very often any more but when we do - oh man they are usually doooozies!!!!!
    hugs
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

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  2. OMD snorting with laughter. Go tell em Dietzman. Have a fabulous Friday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  3. Here! Here!
    My St Patrick's Day wish is for sunny skies and a pot of golden good luck for all of you.
    Love Noodles
    PS I LOVES this picture of Dietzman. This is how I will always remember him.

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  4. No wonder you keep getting spammed - you are so nice to them :)

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  5. OH the SPAMmers..... they are such "INTERESTING" folks...

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  6. Pawfect, you tell 'em my gorgeous fur friends!
    Only one application for the Alcatraz job ? Are you sure or have 'the gang' preselected the applicant before Mom saw them?
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

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  7. How very nice of yu all to check in on the Spammers...I do hope the winter treate them well!!
    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

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  8. We always appreciate spammers, too.
    Hmmm.... I need to check out this job!
    Cammie!

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  9. What a nice letter to someone really unwanted...Barharhar Spammers!

    The Mad Scots

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  10. How sweet of you to remember the spammers and the part they play in blogging. Marcus is sorry your mom doesn't think he'd be a good temporary guard. He was looking forward to running (chasing) you pugs into good behavior.

    PS - We hope your hearts are healing from having the hammers dropped on them. :(

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  11. Very nice letter to the spammers - you are classier than I am! I cut down on the spam a lot by turning on comment moderation for older posts and by getting rid of the anonymous option.

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  12. We think you are pretty nice to your spammers, too.
    Heh-heh!

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  13. Oh dear the spammers are starting their spring campaign!
    Hopefully it will be short
    Hugs
    Madi your bfff

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  14. oh that face! BOL
    Snorts,
    Lily & Edward

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  15. You tell those spammers a thing or two,, or three!
    love
    tweedles

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  16. Bad SPAMMERS BAD SPAMMERS! We don't like spammers!

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  17. So nice of you to remember the spammers! They always say such nice, grammatically creative things on our blogs, and I'll bet they very seldom get a personalized acknowledgement in return :)

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