Tuesday, March 3, 2015


Mom says if she would have really looked at this smile she would have figured out just what life with Margaret Mae was going to be like.  I wonder what she meant by that!??

I made myself right at home from the moment I stepped into my new home, I introduced myself to all of Stellie's toys and promptly told them they were MINE, I ran over to her part time bed, laid down in it, and then Peed on it, Just so it became MINE and I ran over to mean ole cat Dietzman and he prompty slapped me, apparently he would never be MINE.  I ran zoomies around stella rose 100 times a day, and I did a little dance and yapped happily when I got up on the couch.  To this very day, I have the same routine, so at least I am consistent MOM.

My favorite thing in the whole wide world for the first TWO years of my life was this....

Yes, a binkie.....I am NOT ashamed to admit that either.  In fact MOM was still buying me binkies until a few months ago when I   started to bite the end of them off....thus NO MORE BINKIES.

AND My first BFF love was :
Yes Sweet Puddles.  She taught me all about how to drive, and how to make gunpowder into fireworks
and how to catch a ride to the grocery store to buy more drinkables   with the Amish.....she is one smart doxie. 
I even made her a shrine that my MOM made me tear back down....she felt it did not go with any décor of our house.....you were so WRONG MOM....

THIS....Angus McConnell......as sometimes in the soap operas of life your bff suddenly starts to pal around with your sibling, and suddenly before your very own eyes, they are leaving you in the dust,

Angus even took a picture of her along with him and the "Doods Tour".....

But one day our Puddles just went away...poof....was it because we were fighting over who was her friend or is it because the government snatched her away and are holding her in some cold and awful place....

Oh there have been some siting's and one time she even emailed ANGUS to let him know she was okay, but later we doubted the authenticity of the email.  Angus has it hanging on his bedroom wall....just in case.....and he leaves his bedroom window open just a crack.

Life goes on though and now that I am three years old I have decided I need a new secret BFF.  She/he must be kept secret long enough for us to form unbreakable bonds that no man or pug can tear apart.  And after searching the world over I received a secret email from just the right dog that I can now corrupt   teach  just like Puddles did me.   Bahhahahahahah............

Watch out world...........Margaret Mae Simpson a/k/a Maggie Mae


  1. Maggie Mae...you and Puddles surely had a special friendship...and I'm sure she thinks of you too. But sometimes you have to move on.
    Hugs madi your bfff

  2. Oh I understand, Puddles was the one who would even invited to a boys night, with her fabulous funny ideas. I'm full of crazy ideas too, but mostly they end not well, but I can keep a secret... I never told my mom who was the culprit at midsomer murders, although I was the only one who saw the end of that epawsode :o)
    easy rider

  3. Oh I finks with that winning smile anypup would be thrilled to be your special best friend!!!!!
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

  4. Sounds like the student is about to become the master!! We are so glad you have found a new BFF Maggie!!!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

  5. We all miss Puddles but yes time for a new secret BFF as we all have to move on. Have a terrific Tuesday.
    Best wishes Molly

  6. All WE can say is.... GIRD YOUR LOINS...Blogville...
    Gird your Loins...

  7. I am frothing at the bit,, waiitng to hear more!! Tell us! Tell us!

  8. Oh, we can't wait to hear who your new BFF is going to be. We too miss Puddles so much, we wonder what happened???

    Woos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning

  9. We miss Puddles. We think Aliens must have got her. She was a true Blogville character. If you have found a new BFF like Puddles, then we're in for a RIDE. Or, are YOU the new Puddles??!!

  10. Hi Miss Maggie... i just want to say you look like a little snuggle bunny in that last photo! And the one with your binkie is just too cute for words! Anyhoo, I'm glad you have a secret bestie! Have fun!

    xoxo your friend from NJ, Patty

  11. Oh wow, when are you going to announce who your lucky student of life will be?

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

  12. Oh Doggies...Maggie Mae we bet you are one giant hand full of pupper!

    The Mad Scots

  13. Whoever your new BFF is is definitely a very lucky pup!

  14. Oh dogs, can't wait to see how this unravels.

    Aroo to you,

  15. I miss Puddles real bad and I think about her a lot. I hope they are all ok over there. I just know you will find a new secret pal to teach you all kinds of cool things.

    Loveys Sasha

  16. Still the cutest little pug in a bunny hat I have ever seen!