Wednesday, February 13, 2013
DEAR NURSE PUDDLES
Dear Nurse Puddles:
I is ailing as we speak. Today Dad the Traitor took me to that building where they torture, poke and prod youngins. I kept asking Dad "why Dad...why must you do this to me" and he said it was for my own good. That explains nothin to me..."for my own good!!" ...well there are alot of things out there that are for my own good, like chocolate, beer, pizza, did I say chocolate and Dad never lets me have them...but now we are drawing the line at being stucks 87 times...thats right Frankie and Ernie 87 times ...and getting my nails clipped so short when I stood up (cos I must have fainted)...well I just fell over again and again.
The mad scientist that Dad called "the vet" said to watch out that my face doesn't swell up and to call if that happens! WHAT.....what type of non FDA approved drugs did he give me...AND WTH for, I ask?????????????
So now, I am home laying around, moaning and groaning but not before I PEED yep you all heard me right PEED on Stella's new birthday present!!!