Isa am writing you this letter cos Isa ate my breakfast and the girls are hogging the remote on the tv so Isa kinda bored, but Isa also writing it cos we are suposed to get lots more snow and Isa worried our mom might try to turn me into a sled dog or something like that just to take her to the library. So I foughts I better talk to you while I can. WE are supposed to get between 8-12 inches and that will make it taller than me outside. I toles my mom that I finks I had better stick with pee pads for whiles.
Anyway the REAL reason Isa writing to you is cos I am excited about going wif you to the ball and everyfing but there is something impawtent you should know, that i forgots to tell you. Okay here goes,.... while at the ball wif you I will also be on duty to serve and protects all of blogville.
Yes, my sweet Liberty Isa important member of the police department and they needs me in case villionous squirrels, or inebriated four leggers try to trash our party. Now Isa good boy and would never throw out names as far as the inebriated goes but ...ah..cough cough puddles...anyway.....Isa gonna ask my boss Mr. Bites if I can be in charge of the Datamaster that measures the amount of alcohol there is in ones system.
Isa been studying the police manual every night befores I lay my head down on my pillow and I believe Isa smart enuf now to run that machine. AND I also been polishing up my car to come pick you up.
Stella Rose toles me I had better take that back up the hill to Sheriff Dan's place but i toles her its alright that i borrow it. I had a lonnnng talk with Sheriff Dan about all those pipes that was broken downtown and he is now convinced that we three pugs had nuffin to do wif it, that it was all those squirrels that our deranged dad feeds. So being the kind heart that he is he toles me i could pick Liberty up in one of his cars. Stella Rosey says Isa lying but I toles her it is the truf. Hers is just jealous cos Stan only has that rickety ole plane that he calls vintage.
Oh yeah Liberty one of the boys on the hill (I calls my officer peeps boys) lets me borrow these also.
Alright, Sweet Liberty Isa best go get busy. Isa only on Chapter Three of the police manual and Isa still has to learn how to do crowd control, cpr (heheheh) and others important stuffs. I sure hopes isa not so busy that night that I don't get a goodnight kiss....blush blush
Angus McConnell Long