So I have wrote her a letter and taped it to the door, but I forgets it locks fast and now Isa stuck out on this cold porch until Maggie hears me a banging on the door. WAKE UP MAGGIE!!
My dearest Mother:
I tried to overlook the fact that you took perfect smelling Stella Rose to see our grandparents and left me at home with Maggie and DAD. I tried to overlook our weekend walks were only in the yard and not at the fairgrounds as promised. I have tried to overlook that you have forgotten to buy us our chicken livergizzards at the store the last three times you went shopping. BUT I think I have been enabling you to behave this way and I need to point it out to you. This behavior needs to stop or ELSE!!!!!! See my pitiful face in these pictures..have you forgotten all the love you have for me?????? Does this look like a face the camera does not love. Help me understand Mother.
I hope from now on your will try to do better.
Angus McConnell, Margaret Mae and Mean ole cat Dietzman.(he said we could use his name)
OMD OMD OMD..... Angus Mac... you really Brought out the BIG PENS and PAPERS this time... SURELY she will get the STRONG and CLEAR Message. Pawhaps you should start a list of RETALIATIONS... just in case she didn't get the POINT of this. WE have been known to make THAT list HERE on the HILL...
ReplyDeleteI usually start it like THIS.... If YOU don't ------------- WE Will...
PHARRRRT
Pee on the Deck
Poop on the PATH
Play LOUDLY during Big Bang Theory...
Oh, Gussie, your EYES! I hope you get some chicken livers and gizzards to chew on, and I KNOW your mom loves you just as much!
ReplyDeleteOH dear I think it might be time to evaluate the abilities of our assistants. I fear some are in need of refresher courses
ReplyDeleteHugs madi your bfff
Well Gussie - you really laid it all on the line! I am purely afraid for your MOM if she doesn't make amends soon.
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Dear Angus;
ReplyDeleteGo Bite that women, NOW
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Well done, sometimes you just have to jerk their strings and let them know how they're letting the side down. You've been TOO patient in our opinion. Hope they get the message FAST.
ReplyDeleteXXXOOO Bella & Roxy
Aw - love the first picture :)
ReplyDeleteStewey
UhOh....I call that PUG ABUSE to the highest degree! Let's start a protest march!
ReplyDeleteWe agree your treatment was unfair. Way to tell it like it is.
ReplyDeleteDear Gus, we are sorry your mom had such issues with remembering. We have heard that people can be forgetful. We suggest downloading the app Seize the day for your mom and programming what she needs to remember to help her. We hope this week is better!
ReplyDeleteWe can see you have a shut and closed case of neglect. We hope your mother will remedy this and correct her actions before we are forced to notify authorities!
ReplyDeleteYour Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
Dear Gussie
ReplyDeleteBy now I am sure your mom has read your letter. By now I have a feeling that she is feeling very guilty.
Do you think its possible that you momma has been under so much stress- that she isn't thinking good.. You know-- work stress and stuff like that.
I have a feeling your momma will be going out very soon to get you those gizzards and livers that you want so badly... and she might even sit down and have a heart to heart talk,, and say- "will you forgive me"
I am sorry your feeling so bad right now,,
love
tweedles
BOL the perfect smelling pictures are perfect
ReplyDeleteLily & Edward
You tell her Gussie...you be the boyo in the house and your bark is not to be ignored !
ReplyDeleteI sure hope your mom gets your point or it could get nasty for her.
ReplyDeleteAroo to you,
Sully
Gussie, you just crack us up.. She forgot to bring back my favorite treats from the pet shop.. xxoxxx
ReplyDeleteMollie and Alfie
OMD Gussie that is a could do better letter if ever there was. LOL Madi beat us to it. A refresher course is called for we agree. Have a wonderful Wednesday.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Molly
Maybe your mom needs 6 calenders like my mom ( it's still the same with her, but it's worth a try). oh and maybe you should write a pee-es under your letter: if Maggie forgets to let me in, please open the door.
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