So I have wrote her a letter and taped it to the door, but I forgets it locks fast and now Isa stuck out on this cold porch until Maggie hears me a banging on the door. WAKE UP MAGGIE!!
My dearest Mother:
I tried to overlook the fact that you took perfect smelling Stella Rose to see our grandparents and left me at home with Maggie and DAD. I tried to overlook our weekend walks were only in the yard and not at the fairgrounds as promised. I have tried to overlook that you have forgotten to buy us our chicken livergizzards at the store the last three times you went shopping. BUT I think I have been enabling you to behave this way and I need to point it out to you. This behavior needs to stop or ELSE!!!!!! See my pitiful face in these pictures..have you forgotten all the love you have for me?????? Does this look like a face the camera does not love. Help me understand Mother.
I hope from now on your will try to do better.
Angus McConnell, Margaret Mae and Mean ole cat Dietzman.(he said we could use his name)