Thursday, August 7, 2014
SURPRISSSSSE.........
HONESTLY, how many of my friends out in Blogville ACTUALLY ever thought they would see ME, Angus McConnell Long behind the WHEEL of this big ole road hog?????? COME on now.... be trutfull....well here is the story of how this happened.
My good dood friends Murphy and Stanley just announced they are running for the Mayor position here in Blogville
so they called me up at my (it is actually Kevin's the trucker up the streets tax writeoff but he lets me run the office sometimes while he is out on the road, and Isa didn't fink he would care if we loaned them a RV for such a great cause) agency called RV TRAVEL & MORE--WHERE SAFETY COMES FIRST and asked how I would feel about spending time on the road wif them, and the Pug Ranch Kids.
OF COURSE I said "of course" and befores I knew it a contract was signed
and I started studying for my CDL (calmaties, danger, and lawlessness) test so I could legally drive this big ole girl down the road. (it also doesn't help that sheriff dan is my good friend and so are the girls at the D.O. T. station). I passed it with nose mistakes at all. None! I bet that surprised you also. Of course they let me take it at the local video game shop cos of my short stature so I just had to sit at one of those games, and drive the steering wheel and not hit nuffin. Easey Peasy Over Easy! One drivers license coming up!!
I is so excited about my new job, which will only last just as long as the campaign BECAUSE Christmas is right around the corner and I will be once AGAIN applying for a job as a lead reindeer. That was an important clause that I had put in the contract. Just saying. Of course I will be available to the doods throughout their reign as Mayors if needed.
Stellie Rose and Mag's said they would hold down for Fort for me at home whilest I am out on the road being very good...cough...cough...and they promised to always save me my share of treats received from Mr. Andrew....right girls! I toles my momma I would haf to bring her rocks back from all the places we visit and hopefully Ms. Carol the doods momma won't care if I fill up the bedroom wif all the rocks I find. We will haf to work that out won't we Ms. Carol?
I is so excited about my new position as the official driver for those boys. They are kind and caring doods...which will only make the best place in this world even more bestest!!!!
Angus McConnell Long
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Excellent role you willl be playing in the campaign Gussy - safe driving :)
ReplyDeleteWelcome aboard Gussie! We gotta get this show on the road!
ReplyDeleteYour Future Mayorz For All Paws,
Murphy & Stanley
Oh you are the driver of this fabulous Bus! How great is that? I would like to ride in this bus with you (around Marcels house, that he turns green as a frog with envy). I like the ideas with the rocks for your mom, think that idea really rocks
ReplyDeleteGus I know you will be the best bus driver in the entire US of A!
ReplyDeleteRemember both paws on the wheel at all times and no texting
hugs madi your bfff
OMD we are stunned to hear that you got your Calamities Danger and Lawlessness (AKA CDL ) so FAST and EASY PEASY, Angus Mac.
ReplyDeleteWe are PROUD of you.. Of course you will be a DRIVING FORCE in the Doods Camp Pain fur Mayorz of Blogville.
No worries about you being available fur the job of Lead Reindeer.. the election will be over in early NOVEMBER... PLUS now you will have your CDL (Calamities Danger and Lawlessness) and THAT will increase your chances of Santa Paws Hiring you.
THIS is gonna be ONE exciting Camp Pain... Dory and the Doods will see to that.
(We Beaglebratz just saw your comment on our blog - iz Angus gonna uze thoze han - or paw controlz fur the brakez while he steerz the bus?
ReplyDeleteShiloh-Lord of the Manor an'Diva Shasta)
Oh my goodness what a team!!
ReplyDeleteLily & Edward
Angus, great job passing your CDL! Now you better get some things packed cause we already have a very special appearance lined up for the Doods next week and you will need to get on the road!
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B H & G
Oh my goodness, Angust you are off on another adventure! Stella and Maggie never get to have any! You be careful out there with the doods!
ReplyDeleteCongrats on the job Angus, we are sure you will be a great tour bus driver. While we would like to keep Phod, you are more than welcome to send us your mean ole cat, we love mean ole cats and we miss ours (we still have Nin but he isn't mean).
ReplyDeleteThey are gonna need you as it is going to be one heck of a campaign over the length and depth of Blogville. We know the doods are in steady paws. Have a tremendous Thursday.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Molly
How exciting! They're lucky to have such an excellent driver for their campaign bus.
ReplyDeleteOh Angus...I think you driving that big rig may be nothing but trouble...but I could be wrong. Glad you got the job, pal!
ReplyDeleteOz
OMD - Gus drives the BUS?! It seriously doesn't get any better than that! Yeehaw! Where are your campaign stops? Please say Orange County!!
ReplyDeleteoxox
Daisy
Angus, we're a bit worried about you driving that big bus. No drivin' from pub to pub.
ReplyDeleteBut it looks like you'll have plenty of room for rocks.
we are new to Blogville but think you must be a very good driver with such an impawtent position for the Doods!
ReplyDeleteWe know you will do a great job driving such important candidates.
ReplyDeleteI know you'll have wonderful adventures to share with us.
Stay safe.
Wags,
Noreen & Hunter
Have fun! Where ya plannin to stop? And are ya bringin treatz?
ReplyDeleteWow, Angus, this is pawesome news! That big ole bus will be zooming along the campaign trail. I never had a doubt that you could get your
ReplyDeleteC(alamities) D(angers) L(awlessness) in no-time flat. I can't wait to see your rock collection and I'm sure Ms Carol will understand the importance of that! BOL
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Police Commish
You are king of the road
ReplyDeleteWoohoo road trip!!
ReplyDeleteAroo to you,
Sully
Angus, we are sure the campaign crew will be in the best of paws with you behind the wheel - good luck to all!!
ReplyDeleteWoos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning
Are you kidding me? Oh gosh,, I kept reading and reading and it just kep getting better! I am so happy for you!
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tweedles
Crikey .... bet your Mom's excited about the rocks!!!
ReplyDeleteThose Doodz are lucky to have you as their driver.
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