Thursday, August 7, 2014
HONESTLY, how many of my friends out in Blogville ACTUALLY ever thought they would see ME, Angus McConnell Long behind the WHEEL of this big ole road hog?????? COME on now.... be trutfull....well here is the story of how this happened.
My good dood friends Murphy and Stanley just announced they are running for the Mayor position here in Blogville
so they called me up at my (it is actually Kevin's the trucker up the streets tax writeoff but he lets me run the office sometimes while he is out on the road, and Isa didn't fink he would care if we loaned them a RV for such a great cause) agency called RV TRAVEL & MORE--WHERE SAFETY COMES FIRST and asked how I would feel about spending time on the road wif them, and the Pug Ranch Kids.
OF COURSE I said "of course" and befores I knew it a contract was signed
and I started studying for my CDL (calmaties, danger, and lawlessness) test so I could legally drive this big ole girl down the road. (it also doesn't help that sheriff dan is my good friend and so are the girls at the D.O. T. station). I passed it with nose mistakes at all. None! I bet that surprised you also. Of course they let me take it at the local video game shop cos of my short stature so I just had to sit at one of those games, and drive the steering wheel and not hit nuffin. Easey Peasy Over Easy! One drivers license coming up!!
I is so excited about my new job, which will only last just as long as the campaign BECAUSE Christmas is right around the corner and I will be once AGAIN applying for a job as a lead reindeer. That was an important clause that I had put in the contract. Just saying. Of course I will be available to the doods throughout their reign as Mayors if needed.
Stellie Rose and Mag's said they would hold down for Fort for me at home whilest I am out on the road being very good...cough...cough...and they promised to always save me my share of treats received from Mr. Andrew....right girls! I toles my momma I would haf to bring her rocks back from all the places we visit and hopefully Ms. Carol the doods momma won't care if I fill up the bedroom wif all the rocks I find. We will haf to work that out won't we Ms. Carol?
I is so excited about my new position as the official driver for those boys. They are kind and caring doods...which will only make the best place in this world even more bestest!!!!
Angus McConnell Long