Dad said, "of course dear" along wif some HBO words whispered so ours mom couldn't hear him. He hates going to the vet also, but for different reasons, ...like money...or somefin like that.
So he loaded us up, Without our harnesses....boy will mom be mad when hers reads this, and he just carried us into the vet, all naked and afraid, like that new Discovery show, except we aren't in a jungle but a building.
So Isa goes first, cos I is the bravest boy on this earth, super gussie, and all that....UNTIL I see the steel COLD table and the clippers. DAD toles my mom later that I started to jump off the table and run away and he had to stop me, and that is when the SCREAMING started. He said it was awful...and he refused to evers take us back. (my job was well done ) Anyway, they had to call in three more people, cos I is so big and strong, and hold me down, all the while I is screaming my loud pug scream for all the world, and the other dogs in the waiting room to hear. Stellie was just walking around the office like a good little girl, not knowing she was next. I am sorry my new friends in the waiting room had to listen to my torturous screams, I am sorry I scared them.
Then it was Stellie's turn, and I got off the table AFTER I had peed all over my dad and the frankenvet and the other two dummies they had called in to help them, I soaked them really good!!! Stellie didn't like it either, but hers didn't scream at all. Dad said they just laid her on her side like a little pig and cut her nails, they also had to have extra help cos apparently our vets office only hires weaklings.
Later, when mom heard about it, she felt so bad I and stellie got to sleep wif them that night, and Maggie even tho hers stayed home. Mom says she doesn't know what she is going to do wif us when it comes that time again. I toles her, we just better not talk about it for now.
Angus McConnell Long