Thursday, December 18, 2014

SHE SAID....

At first Mom said No....No Way....No How....No Way....it was to far, to many days away from home, and maybe to dangerous, such as I could fall out of the sleigh...get stepped on by a big elf....you know stuff that happens to me sometimes.

Then I reminded her of the time I flew in a balloon far above the world and I was just a little guy then.....she toles me that I wasn't ACTUALLY in the balloon I was a picture on the balloon.....

Then I reminded her
Of the time I had to drive through the bad snow storm in a big SEMI, but that I made it home safely and she said I wasn't out in the bad snow storm, she was...in her car---- so that did not count......cos I was just watching it on the tv

So I tried again by reminding her of the time I
ventured out into the prison yard at Alcatraz amid all the snow a blowing and huge drifts and rescued Maggie and brought her back into the house....Mom says she doesn't remember it happening that way.....AND that she usually has to shove me out into the cold to go pee...and it will be COLD where I am going....

THEN I reminded her of the time I did this
Saved my own pet dragon....and she just looked at me, rolled her eyes, and walked away......

WAIT MOM.....


I toles her I really really wanted to see all my blogville family as Santa visited each of their homes, and I wanted to give them all hugs from us, and just experience the magic of Santa high up above the heavens. 

Possibly I should not have used the words "high up above the heavens' cos she just kept on shaking her head NO.  

FINALLY Mean ole Cat Dietzman came a strolling into the room sharpening his knives, I mean claws on the furniture along the way and said, " fine Mom I will go with him, to keep him safe, and make sure Santa has him securely tied into the sleigh....so he don't fall out.......sigh........".
WHAT!!!!!  There was nothing in my invite that said, " oh yeah Angus bring that meanerthanhell cat of yours along for extra protection.....now what am I gonna do!!!?????

Angus Mac

29 comments:

  1. Oh no!! Maybe you can go back and get him
    Lily & Edward

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  2. Slip him some cat nip and when he is all nipped up ...make a run for it!

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  3. Oh but Angus you'll get to met Santy Paws and visit all of us in blogsville!!! I can't wait to met yous! We can just ignore MeanerThanHell Cat can't we?
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

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  4. Oh! Yu needa Plan B. That wud be without the MeanCat. Yu are a smart pup, yule come up with sumfin.

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  5. My Dearest Angus,
    Tell your momma that I will be there with you too!
    love
    Angel Greta

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  6. Oh nooooooooo....this could go either way Angus. We can't wait to see what your Mama says!!!
    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

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  7. Our offer still stands. NOW we can also keep you safe from the Dietzman.

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  8. Oh Angus...what have you gotten yourself into?

    Edgar and his mum

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  9. I have a solution for all cat related problems but given the season I probably should keep it to myself!

    Love, Gampy

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  10. Yep nip his dinner and when he is out with the fairies make a run for it. Have a tremendous Thursday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  11. Did you not tell your Mom about Santa's Chimney magic - that he will magic you to the north pole each morning and then magic you home each evening. There is also GPS on the sleigh and you can Skype with you Mom during the day to let her know you are doing fine. As for falling our of the sleigh - it can't happen - Santa's magic keeps you firmly in your seat - we heard Santa is super happy to have you by his side and he would be so sad if you can't join him

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  12. Uh oh Gussie- that sure threw a monkey wrench into things! Hope you can figure a way out of this!!! or maybe having Deitzy along wouldn't be so bad? Got my fingers crossed it all works out!

    xoxo Patty

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  13. Oh... that's not honey what sticks on your feet now... I hope you will find a way, I just placed that bone in front of the chimney for ya. Your mom was in such a storm? that's horrible, I'm so glad she made it home safely... and you flew in a blooon? how cool! my furmily booked a ballonride for our 80 years old great aunt once and the darned ballon drifted away and crashed in a tree... the great aunt was super angry and called my furmily "golddiggas" and "darned legacy hunters"... we better book the next ballon ride with you... as soon as the great aunt forgives us :o)
    Easy Rider

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  14. I think you should take Dietzy!

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  15. Don't let him get his claws near that balloon...
    Luvs Freya Rose Blossom X

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  16. Nope, I've tried slipping Frankie de tabby catnip doesn't work.
    Luvs Freya Rose Blossom X

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  17. We think...... that your mom will come to her senses... and allow you to have this GRAND EXPERIENCE... WithOUT ... He who scares the poops outta Us... once she realizes that TWO of you would be gone from home... and that it is really just gonna be fur like 87 hours or so... AND that she will be able to BRAG to all the Peeps of the world... that HER Angus Mac... kept Santa Paws Safe on his impawtant journey...

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  18. We'd be more afraid that Dietzman would 'accidently' push you out of the sleigh when you are high up in the heavens. Just sayin'.

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  19. Sharpening his knives . . . we are cracking up bad on that one! You do spin a tale Gussie!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  20. What are you going to do ~ well drop mean old cat Deitzman down the first chimney you go to and puff problems solved!
    Thanks for being a friend
    Sweet William The Scot

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  21. Easy peasy. You just TELL your momma that Dietzman will go with you, and then he goes to pawty with his girlfriend instead!

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  22. And the answer is........TAKE THE CAT ding dong....you get to go with Santa!

    The Mad Scots

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  23. We TOTALLY agree with the Mad Scots and couldn't have said it any better ourselves!

    Hugs,
    Lily Belle & Muffin

    p.s. Your stories are wonderful!

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  24. you sure have an exciting life

    retro rover

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  25. I think cats are great protectors!!! So take cat food too!
    love
    tweedles

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  26. Whatever it takes to get to go. You can always leave Deitz there and come home with lots of good memories and no cat.


    Loveys Sasha

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  27. Hmmm that is a bit of a holiday pickle. We say let him go. He can hang out with Rudolph while you're chilling with Santa.

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  28. Crikey Angus ...... what a dilemma you've found yourself in. Surely Momma will come to her senses, aye?? You just can't let Santa down!!!

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  29. OMC that is one BIG Orange Dilemma you are in Angus!

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