Last year I tried to be a reindeer for you but my app must have gotten lost in that big bundle of toys you carry around wif you in your sleigh or else evil Chrissy used it as TP and did not give it to you like hers promised me. Either way it is fine because Isa been thinking about all my new skills since last year, and I decided since you haf to travel all around the world you probably need a body guard and not another reindeer.
Do you see my muscles in this outfit?
Or what about when Isa is protecting little puppies and kitties from strangers?
Did you know I now can carry my own weapon filled with poopie bullets given to me by the academy and Officer Bites my boss?
So Santa I hope you finks long and hard about me being by your side, cos the world can be pretty rough at times and you always need to know your friends have got your back. Plus I work cheap.
Angus McConnell
We think you need to be watching the pot Gussie - we heard there is something special coming in the mail for you regarding this position
ReplyDeleteAngus, we think you would make a PAWESOME bodyguard for Santa!! We hope he gets your application and calls you in for an interview!!!
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Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo
BOL funny plus I work cheap. Have a fabulous Friday.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Molly
Santa will jump with joy and I bet he says YES, Angus! I bet together with your angel friend, Santa will be well protected when he flies around the world to deliver all the gifts .
ReplyDeleteEasy Rider
Grreat application, Angus! The Big Guy is SURE to hire you this year!
ReplyDeleteAngus! I am totally contacting Santa right now to put in a recommendation for you. Of everypuggy I can think of, YOU are the most qualified for the position of Santa's side kick.
ReplyDeleteLove Noodles
OMD OMD Santa Paws will SURELY hire you THIS year, Angus Mac... He would be a Fool not to... Just sayin
ReplyDeleteOh yes, we Beaglebratz thinkz u wood make a fine bodyguard fer Santa - much better bodyguard than a reindeer - if u wuz a reindeer u mite just hazta wear a red noze in case Rudolph got sick or sumthin'an'we thinkz u haz many fine qualificashunz an'sum of them perkz tue!
ReplyDeleteShiloh-Lord of the Manor an'Diva Shasta
'Got your back'....bwahaahaa! But seriously, we think Santa will take notice of you. You have all the qualifications of a FIRST CLASS security guard!
ReplyDeleteI finks Santy Paws would be mad not to employ you Angus, yous just pawfect!
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Princess Leah xxx
Oh my gosh, SURELY Santa Paws will read this and give you a job!
ReplyDeleteWe think you should hear something from the big guy!
ReplyDeleteYour Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
I'm pretty sure Santa Paws is going to snap you right up!
ReplyDeleteWe think you have all the qualifications Gus! Hope you hear from Santa soon!
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Mr Bailey & Hazel & Angel Greta
Hope Santa gets your applicashun dis year!
ReplyDeleteWell.... we just don't see anyway the Fat guy can turn you down this year!
ReplyDeleteThe Mad Scots
Crikey ...... I reckon the job's yours, aye?? All those muscles ...... OMD..... you're sure toned!! Santa'd be mad not to use you!!
ReplyDeleteonce he sees those muscles you're in
ReplyDeleteLily & Edward
Oh yeah,, I think you got the job for sure,,, so go sit back and kick your feet up on the table.
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tweedles
Gussie, I sure hope Santa Paws picks you this year cause you deserve it.
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Sully
He just has to give you this very impawtant job!!! You deserve it.
ReplyDeleteLoveys Sasha
Angus, you are the hardest working pug we know. You throw everything you have into living life to the fullest. We hope you get hired as Santa's bodyguard. If not, we know you won't give up.
ReplyDeleteGussie I need a reindeer at my house who looks good in stockings...you fit that purrfectly
ReplyDeleteHugs madi your bfff
Angus I think Santa needs you by his side! Especially now that you have your special back-up!
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Marty and the Gang
You've earned that trust and confidence! And if Santa doesn't want you, I sure could use you as a bodyguard when I have to go Christmas shopping later next week!
ReplyDeleteAngus - I am SURE the application has been lost. There is no way Santa would turn you down! Have you read Olive, The Other Reindeer? She might be able to help you out!
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Daisy
That is a great application to be Santa's bodyguard. We bet you get a call any day.
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