Wednesday, May 27, 2015

DEAR STELLIE ROSE

Thank you for the message yesterday, I could tell from all the comments you received that your four legged friends completely understood your need for treats.  I am sorry I was at work all day but the reason I work is so I can take care of you and your sister, and brother.  Remember I have to buy your food, pay your vet bills, buy new toys, treats, and buy new beds because your brother and sister pee on them all the time.  Apparently I work for you three.

I always buy  you most of your treats, you know the healthy ones, that clean your teeth, or make your coat shiny....you know the ones that says they are made for DOGS and then there are the many other kinds of treats that DAD gives you that you all think I know NOTHING ABOUT.

Such as:
1. sips of sweet tea
2. sips of pop
3. bacon
4. sausage gravy poured over your food after I leave for work
5. jerky
6. mashed potatoes

Oh I have to stop making this list because NOW I am worried because DAD has the day off and I have no idea what you really will be snacking on. 

I left you each two little treats each, for after lunch they are on the stovetop.  Please make sure that is all you eat until I get home.

I love you all ----Mom

Dear Butch:
Do not feed them any junk today!!!!!!!!!!
deb

23 comments:

  1. We have a feeling that Dad is not gonna pay any attention to his note!

    Hugs,
    Lily Belle & Muffin

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  2. Dear Mom...sorry butt thats very wishful thinking! That's what Dad is for!
    Why do you finks I send Mum out to work and keep Dad at home!!!!
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

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  3. Maybe hide this note and work on your dad for bacon

    P.S blogger is being mean and hiding our posts, but we do have posts up so don't forget to visit us

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  4. please send the last sentence written in bloody red letters to my dad too... my momma sometimes jumps on the ceiling when my dad throws sausage pieces or cheese in my direction.... and that after she danced with the swab around for hours (well fortunately, imagine I had to eat from a dirty floor)
    easy rider

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  5. Hmmmm.....Sounds like Mother Knows Best.....BUTT Dad sure is more fun when it comes to the foodables. {Does he have any cake??}

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  6. I think I like your daddy a lot, Stella Rose. Can I come visit? Say around sausage gravy time??

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  7. Wait a minute! Bacon is not junk food! It is a doggie food group. And potatoes are vegetables after all. We think it is time to sit down and renegotiate the menu BOL!

    Your pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  8. Uh....oh....Looks like Daddy may be in trouble....
    Good luck with just 2 little treaties guys!
    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

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  9. Stella we thinks you should give your momma some puggy kisses tonight to thank her for taking such good care of you three. that is what our mom says BOL!
    hugs
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

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  10. All I heard was blah blah blah......and how cool your dad is. BOL

    Aroo to you,
    Sully

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  11. Dad better run for the hills
    Lily & Edward

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  12. Sips of Sweet Tea and Mashed Potatoes! Sign me up! :)

    -Love,
    Sid.

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  13. RATS! How did she know you weren't being deprived? That's not fair....and what's JUNK got to do with sausage gravy?

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  14. Mom should read these to me when she had to get up at 4 a.m. for work. She read that as "Sips of Poop!". EWWWW. She corrected it. Pop sounds MUCH better.

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  15. Rut roh, we have a feeling that Dad isn't going to "see" this note:) it is the same here, Mom and Dad are always disagreeing about all the extras he gives us. We know we shouldn't have all the extras, but they are so good:)

    Woos - Ciara and Lightning

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  16. But bacon are one of da essenshul food groups!

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  17. We hope your daddy reads the blog. We wouldn't want any of you to get in trouble.

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  18. BOL!!!! OMD, Ma was LAUGHIN' HER ARSE OFF at this one!
    I don't knows why....those secret treaties sound pawfectly reasonable to me! I thinks your Moms is a diet fiend!! Just sayin'...☺
    Oh, and where can I sign up for adoption??
    Kisses,
    Ruby ♥

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  19. I have never had any of that stuff!! Its not fair!
    I am going to come live at your house.
    Rules or no rules.
    love
    tweedles

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  20. We like our Dad's style of treats, too. Bwahahaha!

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  21. We figure dad will misplace his reading glasses and throw away the note. Oh, well, the dogs will be happy. :)

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