Thursday, May 28, 2015
DEAR MOM-FROM MAGGIE
Tuesday Stellie Rose wrote you a rather whiney letter about TREATS, bahahhah she wrote about FOOD....how is that for a typical stereotype of a PUG.....well NOT this PUG cos Isa writing you about somefin much more important than our food,>>>>> PROTECTION.
Yes, Mom you must recognize by now that I am the bravest pug in our house next to mean ole cat dietzman, and he isn't to reliable anymore since he lives in the heavens above our house. Anyways I fink you should tell the world how proud of me for being such a good guarder of you and dad and stella rose and gussie. Instead I get in trouble for barking last night!!!!!!!!
I saw a cat under the bird feeder and I went into high alert, cos eyes luvs those little birdies that fly around inside of Alcatraz, I dos not luvs that cat. You told me to stop!!!!
Then I started barking at that little dog who lives down the hill froms us, cos I finks he was looking over at our house....You told me to stop!!!!!
THEN, I started to bark at this monster on our porch, he was huge and dark and very scary looking, and you again TOLD me to stop, that it was your shirt a drying on the hanger. YOU laughed at me AND toles me to STOP.
I fink you need to get your priorities in order and realize how valuable I is to this household and quit loving on Stellie Rose all the times, and loves on me more or else Isa gonna go liv with my BFF across the ocean. Just saying. And Isa taking my Gussie Boy wif me!!!!!
Margaret Mae Simpson