I saw on tv where you could buy these jazzy pretty pink pants that a human can wear to bed if they need them, I quietly suggested to MOM that she run to the store and get me some. Plus a pretty little onesi so Maggie can't rip my pants off. Maggie is an ass.
Sometimes its hard when your body changes and its even hard when your brain is working wacky. Mine is still good enough to know Maggie is an ass.
A few nights ago I was snuggling wif my mom and I just could not get to sleep. I would snuggle and then get up and walk around the bed, snuggle and walk, snuggle and walk. Mom thought I needed to go potty so we walked around in the damn dark. No pee but I did stare at the butt end of four quackers in their pen.
So Mom put me back in bed, snuggle and walk, snuggle and walk. Mom was upset not understanding why, ................I guess she did not see the fitbit on my little arm, ............... I was just trying to get some more steps in for the day. Maggie is still an ass.
Stella Rose
Stella we hope your mom gets you those pretty pink pants. We're not really sure about the purpose of this post but we think Maggie is an ass. Is that correct? BOL!
ReplyDeleteSisters can be a big pain in the ASS sometimes. Hope you sleep better tonight.
ReplyDeleteI am sorry but Maggie Mae is NOT....NOT....NOT an ass, she's a dear sweet pup that is completely misunderstood
ReplyDeleteStellie, you should was you mouth out wiv soap fur saying such a thingy
How could anypup fink that about my BFF?
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx
Stella Rose I heard thru the rumor mill that Maggie is an A$$ is that true or was it go$$ip started by the itty bitty tiny mule at your house?
ReplyDeleteHugs madi your bfff
Mom here:
Deb this literally cracked me up thank you for the lol
Hugs Cecilia
We think those pink panties are the perfect solution and as an added bonus they will make you look extra special. Let Maggie put that in her bonnet and think about it:)
ReplyDeleteWoos - Lightning, Misty, and Timber
'Maggie is an ass' bwahaahaa! We think we got it! Sounds like you and your Mom have come up with a great plan.
ReplyDeleteThose pretty panties and that onsie will make you feel much better about yourself, Stella, and Maggie won't be such an ass anymore.
ReplyDeleteBOL you health nut!
ReplyDeleteLily & Edward
stella....well sinz we iz friendz with maggie two we willna make men shunz oh de ass werd !!!!... hope de pinkz werk grate; pee padz mite bee a good eye two ~~ ♥♥
ReplyDeleteHari OM
ReplyDeleteWell, given that I don't condone cussin' on your sissy, I am inclined to think that for tittle-tattling, Maggie May be a tad carelASS with your feelings. hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx
We can't believe Maggie told!!! How wrong! We think little pink pants would really help you feel better!!
ReplyDeleteGood job on your cursing!
xoxo,
Arty, Jakey & Rosy
Oh my gosh I love that. I have to get my Mommy to order one.
ReplyDeleteStella, it's tough getting older. The brain and the body don't work as well as they used to but we're still loved, so just ignore Maggie.
ReplyDeleteMerci
We bet you look pretty in your panties!
ReplyDeletehugs
Hazel & Mabel
Sisters, right?
ReplyDeleteyou have a fitbit? that eggs-plains all... so you have to walk and to snuggle to hit the highscore, right? I did that too a couple of nights ago... it was because of the moon... I'm probably lunatic... the moon is an ass... ;O)
ReplyDeleteSometimes I miss my angel sister, Miss Ginger. And sometimes I DON'T!
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