First of all I need to document that no one is forcing me to tell Mom my confession. I am doing this on my own accord because I had trouble sleeping last night.
Yesterday while you were at work DAD fried a whole package of bacon for his breakfast. Yes, I am well aware that it is too much for one man to eat, but you know Dad's metabolism is like the energizer bunny. Anyway, after the bacon cooled he shared two pieces EACH with Sammer and myself. It was utterly delicious but i had a hard time enjoying each tasty slice cos i knew you would have said, NO!!!
Yesterday while you were at work DAD fried a whole package of deer steak with mushroom gravy. Yes, I am well aware he already had eaten a whole package of bacon, but remember Dad's metabolism! Anyway, after the steak cooled he shared two pieces EACH with SAmmer and myself. It was super duper delicious, but now I am really worried cos I know you would have said, NO!!!!!
Yesterday while you were at your WW meeting DAD fried a whole package of hamburger and made up four huge burgers. Yes, I am well aware that he had already eaten bacon, deer steak and now hamburgers but he is just a little skinny guy with a fast metabolism. Yes, Mom I do see the irony in this cos you were at WW meeting and can only eat a tiny bit of food. Yes, he did attempt to share those burgers with Sammer and myself but I put my foot down and told him NO means NO!!!!!
Anyway this is my confession and now I can take my nap! I love you.
Stella Rose P.S. "meanole cat dietzman ate everything also!"