Thursday, October 11, 2012

My Confession

First of all I need to document that no one is forcing me to tell Mom my confession.  I am doing this on my own accord because I had trouble sleeping last night.

Dear Mom:
Yesterday while you were at work DAD fried a whole package of bacon for his breakfast.  Yes, I am well aware that it is too much for one man to eat, but you know Dad's metabolism is like the energizer bunny. Anyway, after the bacon cooled he shared two pieces EACH with Sammer and myself.   It was utterly delicious but i had a hard time enjoying each tasty slice cos i knew you would have said, NO!!!

Yesterday while you were at work DAD fried a whole package of deer steak with mushroom gravy. Yes, I am well aware he already had eaten a whole package of bacon, but remember Dad's metabolism!  Anyway, after the steak cooled he shared two pieces EACH with SAmmer and myself.  It was super duper delicious, but now I am really worried cos I know you would have said, NO!!!!!

Yesterday while you were at your WW meeting DAD fried a whole package of hamburger and made up four huge burgers.  Yes, I am well aware that he had already eaten bacon, deer steak and now hamburgers but he is just a little skinny guy with a fast metabolism.  Yes, Mom I do see the irony in this cos you were at WW meeting and can only eat a tiny bit of food.  Yes, he did attempt to share those burgers with Sammer and myself but I put my foot down and told him NO means NO!!!!! 
Anyway this is my confession and now I can take my nap!  I love you.
Stella Rose  P.S. "meanole cat dietzman ate everything also!"


  1. OH Stella Rose... I have always HEARD that Confession is good fur the soul... butt I'm not sure that it is gonna be good fur your DAD once your Mom reads this.
    Ummmmmmmmm Deer and mushroom gravy... NOTHIN FINER in the ENTIRE world than THAT!!! BUTT let's not confess this to everybuddy in Blogville.. they will all be out huntin and there won't be any deer left fur US. OK????

  2. I know you will sleep well now. I see it this way...Just think how you and Sammer helped your dad out. You you two were not there he would have eaten the whole package of Bacon, Deer, and hamburger. Really you were doing him a favor and I am sure your MOM will thank you.

  3. Oh my. Well, good thing to confess and all - I just hope you don't get an upset tummy-tum!!!
    PS: Ha woo. I like the irony of the whole thing, too!

  4. Stella, you had me at "bacon!"


  5. Oh Stella, I think we must blame this all on your Dad. How can any pug be expected to resist when offered such delectables!

    Bailey, Hazel & Greta

    PEE S
    Mom wonders if black pugs shed less??. Bailey sheds alot and Hazel sheds really alot. But I don't shed much at all, and Mom thinks - is it cause I am a puppy or if it's cause my pug mommy was black.
    love ya

    1. yes mom says we shed alot less than turd ever did.

  6. I think that your mom won't be mad at you, because you were keeping your dad from OVEREATING! But you're a very sweet little pug for confessing.

  7. Hope dad is not reading this
    Benny & Lily

  8. Stella
    You play a dangerous game here, girl. Pitting one PAWrent against the other is not for the feint at heart. Beware. Lucky for you - you have a birthday coming up soon. It may be your only defense when dad finds out you ratted on him.
    Love Noodles
    PeeEss: a WHOLE package of bacon. Who in crimeny NEEDS that much bacon?????

  9. Oh Stella...I would have eaten EVERYTHING in sight!!


  10. Wow your dad is so cool! WE are super jealous. Poor mom though, its just not fair how some people can stuff and stuff and not gain an ounce. She is lucky to have your support

    urban hounds

  11. What is it with our mamas? Your dad is just like ours - he likes to eat good food and he likes sharing it with us. If he eats it ... it can't be all that bad, right!?! And mama is always saying NO ...

    At least you told your mama what was going on! We never tell but she always knows ...

    Love Zoe, Peyton, Webster, Liberty & Whitney

  12. OH my mouth is watering. Steak bacon and hamburgers. Oh the pain.......I wanna move in with you guys.

  13. My you have a great time when mum isn't there. Can I come over? Well yummy. Have a fabulous Friday.
    Best wishes Molly

  14. I'm coming over..your Dad is just the best :) Have a great weekend..Oh youz up today xx00xx
    Mollie and Alfie

  15. Stella Rose, we have only one thing to say. Has your Dad been wormed???? No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

  16. Oh Stella Rose, this is too funny! You're dad is very luck to be able to eat all that good stuff. I'm with your Mom, stinks to always be watching what we shove down our gullet!

    Mommy Kim

  17. Hi Stella!

    What a day you had with your dad!
    We hope you had a great weekend!

    -Dana, Daisy & Bruce

  18. Dad's metabolism and dad's arteries are two totally different things, Stella Rose. Next time you should help dad out and eat the whole thing for him. Just sayin'.

  19. Good golly, your dad ROCKS! Hopefully, um, your, ahem, tummy didn't have any rumbles afterward for Mom to clean up. That prolly wouldn't have gone over so well. Nice touch on implicating the cat. Well done my friend.
    Oh, we are Kitty and Coco btw. Have seen you on other bloggies so thought we would stop by.

  20. Well that sounds better than burned hot dogs, and frozen water. I believe in keeping ones confession to ones self.
    Thanks for being a friend
    Sweet William The Scot

  21. Hi Stella! What an amazing day of treats with your dad!

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