TURKEY HUNTING WIF DAD

Since I is the Man of the house,( besides my Dad and mean ole cat dietzman) Isa and Dad decided we needed to go do some menstuffs together, like.... turkey hunting.  So today whiles my Mom was hard at work, and the girls were napping I's and my Dad snucked off to the woods for some "mens" time together.  I asked my Dad if this is what it was meant by going to a "man cave" and Dad said sorta.

Isa asked Dad if I should wear my ninja stealth clothing all in Black so we wouldn't scare the turkeys but Dad said NO we would dress in camo instead.  Isa didn't knows what that was.

Then Dad brought out the big guns and Isa asked Dad which one I gots to carry, cos I was hoping he would let me carry the musket loader.  He said NO, he had a special gun just for me. 

Well, the sun was a shining but the wind was a blowing and Isa was getting cold but I didn't want to start whining and complaining to him cos I thinks that is why he never takes my Mom hunting cos hers might whine and complain about the cold.  Isa asked my Dad if we could stop at the store and buy some of those instant heating pads for my little paws, and he said we could. I just loves my Dad, but my Mom says Isa loves her more.

Well, while we were in the woods, we got to eat some beef jerky Dad brought along, in case we would get trapped in a snowstorm or something like that.  I asked him if I should worry about a snowstorm a coming cos we didn't bring a tent or sleeping bag, or my jammies or binkies but he said NO GUSSIE cos it is 50 degrees out.

 I loved that beef jerky ALOT but then it made me a quite thirsty and I had to ask Dad even tho he told me I needed to BE QUIET if we could go back to the gas station and buy some of that Mountain Dews I saws in those glass bottles.  Dad loves to drink out of those glass bottles. He said NO Angus and that I needed to BE QUIET and so I sat down for a little bit but I was REALLY thirsty cos Isa ate ALOT of beef jerky and I asked DAd Again if we could go get something to drink.  DAD just looked at me, well he kinda glared at me, and said we could go get something to drink pretty soon, well I waited till pretty soon but I was so thirsty and Dad forgot to pack a picnic lunch like my MOM would have done, or even my jammies in case a snowstorm could blow in .... he just broughted along really salty beef jerky and I was so thirsty I was starting to lick the sweat off my own brow.

I finally said DAD I AM DYING HERE COS I IS SO THIRSTY!!!!  Dad told me to drink the water out of my special little gun he let me carry, but Isa was worried that it could be contaminated and my Mom told me never drink water out of a water pistol without boiling it first.  I asked my Dad if he had a pan I could boil my water in and any matches so I could build a fire,  but he said NO and to BE QUIET!  Isa little ashamed of my Dad cos he did not come prepared in case there would have been a sudden weather disaster.

Dad never had any human kids so he didn't know how kids can be whether we are two or four legged and he looked at me like he wanted to drop kick me to the moon.  I told him I had MY MOM on speed dial and I could just call her to come get me.  Well that kinda peeved him off, and the next thing I knows we are back in the truck headed for the gas station so I could get me a bottle of Mountain Dew.  I asked my Dad if he wanted me to pick him up one also.  He nevers even answered me.  I asked me if I could have a candy bar also  or chips and he said NO.  I think this menstuffs together is kinda sucky cos wesa haven't even seen a turkey and Dad is sorta crabby.  Next time my Dad wants to go hunting together Isa gonna tell him to take Maggie cos hers will like it better than me.  (Isa gonna tell her the truths tho, and  tells her to pretend her has a headache when he askes her to go)

So I guess we are having Mom's goulash for supper tonight and not that turkey breast that Dad promised us.  I suggested we stop off at the grocery store and just buy a turkey but Dad just looked at me. HE. NEVER. SAID. A. WORD.

NO TURKEY WAS HARMED IN THESE PICTURES
Angus McConnell