Tuesday, June 24, 2014
Blog is BROKEN
Isa has a real quick story to tell yousa before my mom catches me on here, and then Isa gotta run and get her paperwork ready for hers ....she is getting home really late, and leaving really early...its a mess...at work...
OKays so Momma decides instead of taking us to the good groomer girls to get our nails cut this freakazoid friend of hers would come overs and do it. Apparently hers cuts all her dogs nails, and she is like a super cutter. Plus hers is free. So Mom tells us what is going to happen BEFORE freaky gets here, so we are like prepared and everyfing. Hers even gets the chicken out for our treats AFTER we are done.
So we meet freaky and Maggie has to go first. Mom runs into the house to hide but leaves US there watching. WELL MOM that was STOOPID cos we shouldn't have watched, we should haf been eating our chicken instead. SO pretty soon freaky hollers at mom to come HELP hers. UM???? Guess what hers only had ONE nail cut on MAGS back foot. So Mom picks up mag and holds her close and starts to tell her the story of how she came to live wif her. Maggie calms down until she hears the noise of the CLIP whenever she cuts a nail. It was a battle but finally Maggie was done and got her chicken.
Stella was watching from the rocking chair, and MOmmma was watching hers, thinking OH MY PUG cos wesa all know Stella is crazy when hers gets her nails done. Even wif the good groomer girls.
So I step up cos Isa the man of the house, and as soon as Momma picks me up a scream comes out of my mouf. I screamed and screamed even befores Freaky touched me. Mom was upset and I fink freaky was terrified. So she cuts one nail and I scream and scratch my mom on the arm. She starts to bleed. She cuts another nail and I scream even louder and scratch my mom on her leg and this time hers really bleeds bad. I tell Mom she needs to refink this freaky cutting my nails, or it is just gonna get worse.
Mom puts me down and says YOU WIN GUSSIE. So we stopped cutting nails, and freaky left defeated. Mom is making our appt. at the good vet. Mom still gave us chicken as a treat cos SHE was so shook up. I toles her later, she should not have rewarded us for our behavior, but hers just shook her head.....I is still a little mad at hers this morning, and refused to eat my breakfast. I finks she will go buy me a present today for sure.
We will keep checking in on blogger to see wheres you guys all went. We can get comments, just can't read your stories. BUMMER!!