So Mom hasn't taken any new pictures of us cos hers is busy...
I tried to talk to hers about the concept of sharing her little Gussie buts hers refused to take my advice. So anytime Stellie tries to play bitey face wif me, Maggie turns evil and tries to kill Stellie. Well then Mom and Dad jump in and holey hell breaks loose, all because Maggie finks I is only her toy.
Mom says its because Maggie and Isa grew up together, cos wesa were both little tadpoles when hers brought us home. So we are best of buddies. But I still tole Maggie that we should play wif our big sister sometimes also. I is torn between playing wif Maggie cos her runs and zips all overs the house wif me, or playing wif Stellie Rose, cos hers plays nice wif me also. Its hard being the onliest boy besides Dad in the house, and he don't count.
I is also worried cos it is only 6 more months to Christmas and I just nose evil Chrissy is already making her plans to wreck my life like hers did last Christmas. Remember when I called up to talk directly to my Santy Claus and some elf named Alisha (chrissy) toles me I was to ugly to be a reindeer. Well that about brokes my little heart. I sent my friend Puddles an email last Friday explaining to hers that Christmas is right around the corner and that we need to come up wif a plan for evil Chrissy. So far I haven't heard back from Puddles, Isa a little worried Chrissy may be holding her hostage, or her is having to work in the coal mines somewhere. Isa may haf to go find her.
My Momma also wanted me to tell you fank you from the bottom of hers heart, for the emails sent to her asking for her friends address. Hers says there are no words.
Angus McConnell Long