Monday, June 9, 2014

GUSSIE's POST

I miss my road crew boys now that they are digging up someone else's back yard, I is hoping there will be a road crew reunion and isa gets invited.

So Mom hasn't taken any new pictures of us cos hers is busy...lazy and I is growing real big.  Tonight hers promised to take some so you can see my muscles.  Anyhoo Isa needed to talk to you about my girl Maggie.  You know who she is.  Anyway hers finks I belong only to hers and she won't let Stella perfect smelling rose play wif me evers.

As you can see by her picture hers is not normal.

I tried to talk to hers about the concept of sharing her little Gussie buts hers refused to take my advice.  So anytime Stellie tries to play bitey face wif me, Maggie turns evil and tries to kill Stellie.  Well then Mom and Dad jump in and holey hell breaks loose, all because Maggie finks I is only her toy.

Mom says its because Maggie and Isa grew up together, cos wesa were both little tadpoles when hers brought us home. So we are best of buddies.  But I still tole Maggie that we should play wif our big sister sometimes also.  I is torn between playing wif Maggie cos her runs and zips all overs the house wif me, or playing wif Stellie Rose, cos hers plays nice wif me also.  Its hard being the onliest boy besides Dad in the house, and he don't count.

I is also worried cos it is only 6 more months to Christmas and I just nose evil Chrissy is already making her plans to wreck my life like hers did last Christmas.  Remember when I called up to talk directly to my Santy Claus and some elf named Alisha (chrissy) toles me I was to ugly to be a reindeer.  Well that about brokes my little heart.  I sent my friend Puddles an email last Friday explaining to hers that Christmas is right around the corner and that we need to come up wif a plan for evil Chrissy.  So far I haven't heard back from Puddles, Isa a little worried Chrissy may be holding her hostage, or her is having to work in the coal mines somewhere.  Isa may haf to go find her.

My Momma also wanted me to tell you fank you from the bottom of hers heart, for the emails sent to her asking for her friends address.  Hers says there are no words.

Angus McConnell Long


16 comments:

  1. Angus, I understand. It's hard to be the onliest boy in the house, I know. I hope this year that Chrissy will wear a muzzler so she can't answer phone calls. You are never to ugly to be a reindeer, you are a pug and how can a pug be ugly? That's a no-go. I hope you will hear from Puddles, I miss her too.

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  2. Sharing is sometimes a hard thing to learn especially when it involves favorite toys and foodables!!
    Hugs madi your bfff
    PS please keep us posted on how your mom's friend's family is doing

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  3. Oh Angus you need a little mini vacation due to all that worrying. When Edward snorts like a piggy I attack his face. It's just girl stuff
    Lily (& Edward)

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  4. Angus, some would say you are a lucky dawg with two girls fightin over you all the time! Since I am an only dawg, I don't know about these things though.

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  5. FUR ANGUS MAC's EYES ONLY...>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

    OKAY Gussie... here's the deal... we think that Wimmen are just sort of PAWsessive like that. Which is why we went fur Wimmen who live far away from our hill. Wimmen RULE the WORLD.
    Just Sayin.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> END of FUR GUSSIE's EYES ONLY>>>>>>>

    OH GUSSIE,
    You do have some Major troubles. You will have to SHARE your time with your Wonderful LOVING Sisters.

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  6. Oh dear Gussie is it hard when you are so in demand. Torn you are but you have to make time for both of them. Have a marvellous Monday and keep it cool.
    Best wishes Molly

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  7. Me and Stanley don't have that issue except when mom is playing with me, then Stanley always likes to butt in. But we don't get mad. Maybe Maggie needs to go to school. Would she be brave enough to go if you went with her? The only other thing you can do is come over here and make those girls work their troubles out.

    Your Pals,

    Murphy and Stanley

    Pee Ess - We hope you loves your antlers as much as us. They last a long time!

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  8. When you're a chick magnet, all the girls want you.....even sisters. You're going to have to be very diplomatic, Angus. Or lock Maggie up somewhere when you want to play with Stella Rose.

    XXXOOO Bella Roxy & Dui

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  9. luckily at our house, Bailey is not really interested in playing too much, so Hazel & I are free to play together as much as we want. sometimes though if we get wrestling Bailey wants to get a little hummpy, but only with Hazel - whatever, I don't like that so it is fine with me!
    hugs
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta

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  10. Magpie, you need to SHARE or you're going to wind up in big trouble!! Angus, tell your momma to look up "Nothing In Life Is Free" training, it might help!

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  11. Hey Gussie!
    Wow, I bet those road crew guys will never have as much fun as they did working with you! Maybe they'll come back. Anyway, gee, can't the girls share? Maybe a specific schedule...play with one one hour, then zoomies with the other the next hour...hmmmmm never mind. Just have at it and let them work it out! BOL
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, Furiend

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  12. Awww, I bet ya would make one pawsome cute lil reindeer!

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  13. River and I are always tussling for our Mom's attention. Sometimes teeth and paws are involved.

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  14. It's the price you have to pay for being a Babe Magnet Bawahhahhwhhaa Love to you all xxxxoxxxx

    Mollie and Alfie


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  15. I would think up a way to keep that Chrissy far, far away from my house,
    like for instance some tar paper that she could get stuck to!
    love
    tweedles

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  16. Crikey .... how good is that, aye? All the Sheilas want you. Half your luck, mate!!!!!

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