Friday, December 12, 2014

MY APPLICATION

Dear Santa:

Last year I tried to be a reindeer for you but my app must have gotten lost in that big bundle of toys you carry around wif you in your sleigh or else evil Chrissy used it as TP and did not give it to you like hers promised me.  Either way it is fine because Isa been thinking about all my new skills since last year, and I decided since you haf to travel all around the world you probably need a body guard and not another reindeer.

Do you see my muscles in this outfit?

Or what about when Isa is protecting little puppies and kitties from strangers?
Did you know I now can carry my own weapon filled with poopie bullets given to me by the academy and Officer Bites my boss?



But best of all did you know I have a very special friend who has even more special powers than I do, and she would be flying right there along side of us, keeping you and I bof safe.

So Santa I hope you finks long and hard about me being by your side, cos the world can be pretty rough at times and you always need to know your friends have got your back.  Plus I work cheap.
Angus McConnell

27 comments:

  1. We think you need to be watching the pot Gussie - we heard there is something special coming in the mail for you regarding this position

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  2. Angus, we think you would make a PAWESOME bodyguard for Santa!! We hope he gets your application and calls you in for an interview!!!
    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

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  3. BOL funny plus I work cheap. Have a fabulous Friday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  4. Santa will jump with joy and I bet he says YES, Angus! I bet together with your angel friend, Santa will be well protected when he flies around the world to deliver all the gifts .
    Easy Rider

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  5. Grreat application, Angus! The Big Guy is SURE to hire you this year!

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  6. Angus! I am totally contacting Santa right now to put in a recommendation for you. Of everypuggy I can think of, YOU are the most qualified for the position of Santa's side kick.
    Love Noodles

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  7. OMD OMD Santa Paws will SURELY hire you THIS year, Angus Mac... He would be a Fool not to... Just sayin

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  8. Oh yes, we Beaglebratz thinkz u wood make a fine bodyguard fer Santa - much better bodyguard than a reindeer - if u wuz a reindeer u mite just hazta wear a red noze in case Rudolph got sick or sumthin'an'we thinkz u haz many fine qualificashunz an'sum of them perkz tue!
    Shiloh-Lord of the Manor an'Diva Shasta

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  9. 'Got your back'....bwahaahaa! But seriously, we think Santa will take notice of you. You have all the qualifications of a FIRST CLASS security guard!

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  10. I finks Santy Paws would be mad not to employ you Angus, yous just pawfect!
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

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  11. Oh my gosh, SURELY Santa Paws will read this and give you a job!

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  12. We think you should hear something from the big guy!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  13. I'm pretty sure Santa Paws is going to snap you right up!

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  14. We think you have all the qualifications Gus! Hope you hear from Santa soon!
    hugs
    Mr Bailey & Hazel & Angel Greta

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  15. Hope Santa gets your applicashun dis year!

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  16. Well.... we just don't see anyway the Fat guy can turn you down this year!

    The Mad Scots

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  17. Crikey ...... I reckon the job's yours, aye?? All those muscles ...... OMD..... you're sure toned!! Santa'd be mad not to use you!!

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  18. once he sees those muscles you're in
    Lily & Edward

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  19. Oh yeah,, I think you got the job for sure,,, so go sit back and kick your feet up on the table.
    love
    tweedles

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  20. Gussie, I sure hope Santa Paws picks you this year cause you deserve it.

    Aroo to you,
    Sully

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  21. He just has to give you this very impawtant job!!! You deserve it.


    Loveys Sasha

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  22. Angus, you are the hardest working pug we know. You throw everything you have into living life to the fullest. We hope you get hired as Santa's bodyguard. If not, we know you won't give up.

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  23. Gussie I need a reindeer at my house who looks good in stockings...you fit that purrfectly
    Hugs madi your bfff

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  24. Angus I think Santa needs you by his side! Especially now that you have your special back-up!
    Luvs
    Marty and the Gang

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  25. You've earned that trust and confidence! And if Santa doesn't want you, I sure could use you as a bodyguard when I have to go Christmas shopping later next week!

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  26. Angus - I am SURE the application has been lost. There is no way Santa would turn you down! Have you read Olive, The Other Reindeer? She might be able to help you out!
    oxox
    Daisy

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  27. That is a great application to be Santa's bodyguard. We bet you get a call any day.

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