WANTED

WANTED:

 A dependable four-legged animal that would be willing to patrol the fenced in area known throughout our village as Alcatraz.

Must be willing to work in all types of weather, and soil conditions.  Must be more intelligent than the pugs he will be guarding and be understanding of their strange ways.  The guard will work from sun-up until sunset and will be able to take breaks only when the Pugs are not out in the yard getting their exercise.

The guard will not under any circumstances speak to the pugs, and form any kind of relationship with them, b they have been known to escape when you let your 'guard" down....lol....

We would prefer someone who has had experience working with short stature dogs without any noses.  We would also prefer someone who has taken martial arts, and any type of training in search and rescue in case of an escape.

So far in the last month we have had two escapes.  They have always been at night time and we are investigating the Dad thinking he is  the one who did not properly do a lock down.

The pay is negotiable, vacation pay will be offered.  We recommend you bring your own food, and stay far away from the cafeteria. 

This is an excerpt that the last guard wrote in his daily journaling.....

" watched the three pugs run outside from the porch.  the short fat black one had to be carried down the steps due to her eye issue.  I feel she is to fat to run down the steps like the other two do and will need a personal exercise program.  So far the Warden does not agree with me. Margaret Mae has escaped from this maximum security prison on several occasions and has now made friends with Angus McConnell and will often drag him along with her.  Even after they were captured they refused to give up the driver who took them to Circle B gas station for a bottle of Mountain Dew.  We believe it is the father.  The short fat one is never invited along.......never eat the Warden's cooking ...the last time I tried her macaroni and cheese I coughed up hairballs for several weeks......"

If interested please apply through the local Iowa Workforce office.