Friday, May 1, 2015

TATTLETAIL---GRAPHIC STORY

(You may not want to eat before you read my story....Maggie Mae)

SOOOOO my BFF Leah gave me a calls up on her special walkie talkie and informed me that ole TATTLE THE TAIL Stella perfect smelling Rose toles the whole world and Mars that me and Gussie pees on our bed, or beds depending on the day.  (WE have NEVERS peed on MOm and Dads better)

WELL, fanks so much Leah for telling me cos I only feel it is FAIR that I tell a story on hers also.  To be fair though we must first remember when Stella came to live wif MY mom hers came from the crualella deville puppy mill....a most horrible place that should be outlawed....and hers had no manners or knew nuffin at all.  Hers was older than I was  (4-6 months old) when I gots here so she had already developed some nasty habits one of which was being a POOP EATER!!!!
Don't let that sweet face fool you, she ate POOP!  Something Gussie and I have nevers ever done.

So anyway it was a few weeks of her living wif Mom and Dad and one day Dad started cussing and yelling about somefin.....well he saw her eat POOP.  Mom came a running to see what Stellie had done again, like ripped up the bottom of Dads jeans, or tried to bit his hands, and ankles....fings like that....but nope it involved poop.

Is there poop in that bowl?????    So Mom freaks out and gets on the internet cos she always looks stuff about us and dogs more stuff and more dogs up on it, and looks up "dog and poop".    Oh the wealth of information she found. 

Would you let her kiss you NOW on the lips???????  Bahahhahahah..........

Anyways mom found out there is a big word of it that starts with a C which just means poop-eater, and that there are many reasons.  The one that fit Stella the best was she was from a puppy mill, lived in a cage with big dogs, and probably never got enough to eat.  SAD but TRUE.  So she compensated.   YUCK!!!!! 

So mom ordered stuff to put in her food, a big fail, then she tried pineapple...a big fail, she tried this and she tried that......FAIl...FAIL....FAIL......mom was actually losing weight from running with the poop bag as soon as the deed was done........lol......the biggest thing she tried was patience, and love, and Stellie started to trust that Mom and Dad were really going to take care of her in all ways, and she would never be hungry again...and folks believe it or not about 6 months down the road Stella stopped.

That is not poop in her mouth, it is a dried up apple.  I fink cos she could not see she must have thought it was poop....bhahahahahahah.......

So now we are even Sister.   Next time you tattle on me and Gussie boy you better hope I can't find anymore skeletons in your closet.

Maggie Mae



26 comments:

  1. Oh my dawg! Our brother Benny ate his poops a few times. He called it recycling
    Lily & Edward

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  2. Don't be ashamed, Stella Rose! Lots of dogs do it. You didn't know any better back then.

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  3. Oh, siblings. The stories you all like to tell on each other! I ate my poop once when I was a little pup and mom called the vet to make sure it wasn't gonna kill me. So embarassing!

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  4. Aha Stellie, this is what happens when you tell tails on my BFF!!!!
    Your naughty habits gets told to everyone!!!
    What d'ya mean Mum, I used to eat my poop as well !?!? Nope...I don't remember that at all
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx
    (who did unfortunately eat her poop as a baby pup!)

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  5. hahaha now you are even... and she even told it to the peeps&pets on Mars...wow! well, I have to admit that... well... you know...butt that was as I was a puppy. google couldn't help and this doofus told my momma to give me stinky cheese, so my poop smells too and I will not eat it. bulls eye, problem solved! ha! as if... I refused to eat my poop butt I ate the poop of other doggies instead... great, huh? The bad habit disappeared over night, no idea why...
    easy rider

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  6. MOL MOL MOL MAGGIE MAE...MAYBE I BETTER SEND STELLA ROSE SOME MINTY FRESH MOUTH WASH.
    HUGS MADI YOUR BFFF

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  7. It's OK Stella, you don,t do it anymore, that is what counts
    hugs
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & mabel

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  8. Oh heavens mercies, i just not even knows what to say....bwhahahahahaha, a first fur me. Ahem, i has been known to do dat a time or twelve.

    Please send our hugs and love to Miss. Macey! We is thinkin' of hers.

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  9. We've heard of that. We think it's so sad that there were conditions that even caused that to happen in the first place. We're so happy Stella found your family...

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  10. Well Maggie,
    that was a tattletail with a great ending.
    Happy May
    Love Noodles (NOT a poop eater)

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  11. You know what they say about payback bol!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  12. Eatin poop? I think I'll stick to treats!

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  13. BOL - you three are so funny. Ciara wants to tell that Lightning likes to make stinky farts, but he replies that she can clear a room in no time. So we guess the score is even here too:)

    Woos - Ciara and Lightning

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  14. Uh oh.....looks like sister wars...we are going to back away....slowly...
    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

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  15. Neither of us do that and mom and dad are very happy. Some of our Angel sisters used to do that though.

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  16. You're cured and with love, Stella. Tattletail no more! What a great story!

    Love ya lots♥
    Mitch and Molly

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  17. I will tell you this only for Stella but I was a poop eater too. I also came from a puppy mill so Mommy thinks that is why for me just like Stella. I don't do it anymore but thank you for sharing that. Stella, it is ok we all have bad habits, the most impawtant part is that we have loving furever homes now and we don't need to to that anymore.

    Loveys Sasha

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  18. We think you are even on the storytelling now. Bwahahaha!

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  19. Dear Stella,

    I too am a poop eater. I like dog poop, cat poop, deer poop, any poop. Perhaps we can start a support group.

    Hailey

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  20. I am so glad Stella stopped, and so glad my dogs don't do that!

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  21. REVENGE IS SWEET....MAGGIE MAE...STORE THIS IN YOUR MEMORY BANK FOR LATER USE!!
    HUGS MADI YOUR BFFF
    OH MY DOGS IS THAT REALLY PUDDLES D. RAINWATER SPEAKING UP THERE?
    HEY PUDDLES IT IS I MADI

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  22. How did I miss this story? I did not know Stella had skeletons in her closet!

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  23. Your past is always your past. Even if you forget it, it remembers you.
    So now is the present and you don't do the things you did in the past.
    You don't need to do that anymore.
    Praying Macey is doing well.
    Thanks for being a friend
    Sweet William The Scot

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  24. can you tells my Gussie dat i want a personal message from him...hehehehehe.

    Puddles

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  25. Oh well, Abbe and Anne sometimes use certain throw rugs instead of their potty pads here too.....

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  26. Don't worry, Stella, we all have our weird stuff that we've done. I once stole and ate an entire loaf of garlic bread and had garlic farts for a week. Glad the love and care from your family helped you feel more secure, so you could eat BETTER things!

    -Love,
    Sid.

    -Love,
    Sid.

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