DEAR BFF---FROM MAGGIE MAE

(This is an email that I sent to my special friend yesterday)

Hey my Sweet BFF:

It is your twin living in redneck woods in Iowa.  I wonders if I must have drawn the short straw at birf cos you get to live in a beautiful place and I is living in deliverance country?????   How did that happens??  Mom said Isa cames from the Mills of Missouri which is a shameful place and I nose you did not comes from that place so I finks mom is a lyings since we are twins.

I likes your idea about us going with the cowpokes on their camp time....I finks they need watchin cos there will be BIG bulls and GIRLS running around that place and not enuf chaperons....so I is going to call up the campmaster and suggest he let you and me be camp counselors for those kids.  do you fink that is a good idea??  Mom said it was, and I fink she just wants a few days break from me but won't come right out and say it.

 

last night she toles all of us, including her special love, sweet stellie rose, gag gag, it was time for ALL of us to go outside and potty before Dad got home from work.  Now it was already dark outside, cos dad worked till after 9pm so I was figuring there was zombie's and bats hiding behind the bushes......so I was a little slow running out to the porch, and when I don't run for the steps, Angus just stands there and looks at mom, cos I is the leader and he don't have many brains, I haf to do his finking for him, and then mom reaches down to pick up her stellie rose, cos stellie has to be carried down the steps cos supposedly she cannot see, and guess what perfect smelling stellie rose did to mom.   Guess my twin???????

HERS SNAPPED AT HER!!!!!!!!  AND GROWLED!!!!!!  Mom was shocked ....I snickered and Gus was shocked also, but Isa was still snickering.  So NONE of us ended up going outside to pee or kill the zombies, until Dad got home, and then we all went out like we normally do, even Stellie .......sometimes I fink her is batcrap crazy..........Maggie mae

 

 

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SO after I sent Princess Leah my sweet twin this email I called that bullriding camp and found out they were a little short of help.  I got right on the stick and picked our favorite rodeo clothes...

 

looked up the camp on the map

BULL-RIDING CAMP AHEAD

 

 

Princess Leah and I decided we would turn all the heads if we RODE into CAMP instead of driving in the regular way.........

WE SEE YOU BOYS!!!!