Wednesday, June 17, 2015


(This is an email that I sent to my special friend yesterday)

Hey my Sweet BFF:
It is your twin living in redneck woods in Iowa.  I wonders if I must have drawn the short straw at birf cos you get to live in a beautiful place and I is living in deliverance country?????   How did that happens??  Mom said Isa cames from the Mills of Missouri which is a shameful place and I nose you did not comes from that place so I finks mom is a lyings since we are twins.

I likes your idea about us going with the cowpokes on their camp time....I finks they need watchin cos there will be BIG bulls and GIRLS running around that place and not enuf I is going to call up the campmaster and suggest he let you and me be camp counselors for those kids.  do you fink that is a good idea??  Mom said it was, and I fink she just wants a few days break from me but won't come right out and say it.


last night she toles all of us, including her special love, sweet stellie rose, gag gag, it was time for ALL of us to go outside and potty before Dad got home from work.  Now it was already dark outside, cos dad worked till after 9pm so I was figuring there was zombie's and bats hiding behind the I was a little slow running out to the porch, and when I don't run for the steps, Angus just stands there and looks at mom, cos I is the leader and he don't have many brains, I haf to do his finking for him, and then mom reaches down to pick up her stellie rose, cos stellie has to be carried down the steps cos supposedly she cannot see, and guess what perfect smelling stellie rose did to mom.   Guess my twin???????

HERS SNAPPED AT HER!!!!!!!!  AND GROWLED!!!!!!  Mom was shocked ....I snickered and Gus was shocked also, but Isa was still snickering.  So NONE of us ended up going outside to pee or kill the zombies, until Dad got home, and then we all went out like we normally do, even Stellie .......sometimes I fink her is batcrap crazy..........Maggie mae
SO after I sent Princess Leah my sweet twin this email I called that bullriding camp and found out they were a little short of help.  I got right on the stick and picked our favorite rodeo clothes...
looked up the camp on the map

Princess Leah and I decided we would turn all the heads if we RODE into CAMP instead of driving in the regular way.........




  1. Hehehehehhe, those boys are in fur a real surprised!!!!!!!
    YAY, my BFF, we're in fur a funs time, hold on to your hat!!!!
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx
    PeeS I always news that Stella wasn't a goodie two shoes!

  2. wow what was wrong that Stella Rose growled and tried to eat your momma? Maybe she smelled something outside and it was good to wait for your dad? I would like to visit such a camp too, to ride all that bulls would be the perfect job for me... but it isn't a boot camp right? .... it's just because I saw that stylish boots what make my momma drooling :o)
    easy rider

  3. Maybe your mom surprised Stella Rose! Sometimes puppies who don't see well can get startled! I'm sure she didn't mean anything bad!

  4. You have been busy while I've been away. I know you'll have fun whatever you do with your BFF.

  5. OMD OMD You and Leah would be GRRRREAT counselors... you DO know how to Toast Marshy Mallows don't you????
    We think that SWEET Stella Rose... was just Startled... and it was just an Accidentally Nip she give your mom.

  6. OMD, no killing Zombies until after dad got home.........Oh nose....such bad luck!!


  7. Ha ha! Camp will be so fun!
    We are sure Stella meant no harm
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

  8. They think riding bulls shakes them up. You two are really going to shake up that camp. Heee-haaaaaa!

  9. I think Stella was just startled. My puggie nephew Bruno did that to his dad the first couple times he had to be picked up and taken down their deck stairs cuz he doesn't see too well either.

  10. Wow, being a camper helper-outer would be such fun! Oh, you two could have all sorts of crazy adventures. BOL Gosh, I'm sure Stella Rose didn't mean me, biting The Hands is a bad thing. ahem
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, Police Commish

  11. Oh Stella can't be snapping at Mom. That's where the kibble comes from. Make sure you are not associated with Stella for a few day so you keep getting fed.

  12. Maybe Stella Rose thought it was you or Gussie when mom went to pick her up. She can't help it that she can't see so you've got to cut her some slack.

    Aroo to you,

  13. Moms exaggerate so probly no one snapped or anything
    Lily & Edward

  14. Now we aren't too far from Iowa, but not from Missouri - we just might have to hitch a ride to that bullriding event so we can see you and your twin pal.

    Woos - Ciara and Lightning

  15. Oh no zombies I don't think I will be going out after dark anymore ;) I hope you have fun at camp.

    xoxo, Ginger, Matt & Matilda

  16. I wish I could ride some bulls,,, but everyone tells me NO!

  17. We agree that maybe Miss Stella was just startled. Camp sure should be fun!! (Love your garden totems!)