Isa need to introduce myself, I is Margaret Mae Simpson, I take my Dads last name, cos he belongs to me. I is the 2nd pug girl who lifs wif our mom and dad, my older and decrepit sister, Stella Rose, and my little brudder and best boy buddy Angus McConnell Long. He and Stella Rose take our Moms last name cos they own her. It is very confusing but apparently in the lower southeast hills of Iowa that is how they do stuff. Or else it is just our home.
Anyhoo, I is Maggie and I read your blog last night and noticed that you are pushing drugs that help a dog stay calm. I Nose they are all legal and stuff ...cough...cough...and you even pledged that they made you all calm and lovey dovey like...wells maybe you just said nicer....when you went to see the Frankenvet so I was finking that maybe my mom should get Stella Rose some of that stuff so hers doesn't lose her goose wif us like hers did the udders night when Mom said it was time to go outside and pee.
NOW, I know all her friends here said hers probably had a migraine headache, and just didn't see Mom bending down to pick her up but friends, you could here the creaking of Moms bones in the other room, so I NOSE hers knew what was going on. So I am finking hers needs drugs so hers will be happier and ONLY if I notice her eating more than usual will we stop her from taking them.
So what do you fink Higgins??? Will they work magic wif her?
P.S. I is at a rodeo camp right now so I will haf to set up the dropoff when Isa gets back home. Yeeehaaa........Maggie Mae