Wednesday, September 13, 2017

A TORNADO NAMED EDDIE

SO you all know about Eddie.  He is part of our family by his choice and not mine.  We have a story for you about Eddie, and how our parents got just what they deserve by allowing Eddie to live wif us.

Catch me if you can Gussie!

A few days ago while Mom was at work, Dad went out to do his outside chores.  Now that he is a hobby farmer he has fun chores he does everyday now.  BUTT before he went outside he let Eddie out to run all overs our house with SUPERVISION.

Its something that Eddie gets to do every morning and every evening. In between he sleeps the rest of the time, damn lazy ferret.

Soooo Dad lets Ed out, and forgets to put him back in his tower before he goes outside ...........he also forgot to move the dog crate from the wall in the kitchen.  That is another rule with Eddie YOU MUST always move the dog crate away from the wall cos he climbs it and runs all over the counters.  He is one smart ferret for sure.

So  here is Ed running wild wif no supervision, and the crate still against the wall.  Yep, Ed climbs the crate, and is on the counter.

NOW the day before Mom re-potted her favorite and ONLY spider plant hoping this miracle grow soil would make the plant happier and live longer.  Mom is known in these parts as the serial spider plant killer,but manages after each tragic death, to get another one, from her friend who is the spider plant whisperer. So the plant is one the counter, and the soil is still wet.

(not moms plant but this is what it looks like)

Yep it was a "ferret gone wild" moment for sure.  Eddie dug in the wet soil, he jumped and played in the wet soil, he uprooted the spider plant and threw it to the floor, and continued to roll in the wet soil.

Then just for the hell of it, he ran all over the counters, the kitchen and anyplace that he could leave muddy little paw prints.  WE pugs sit and watched in wonder, and once we realized what was going on, laughed our little asses off cos we KNEW Dad was coming up the steps any moment.

"He did WHAT???"

WELL, Ed went and hid behind the chair so Dad wouldn't see his mud soaked little body, but we had already made a sign for DAD that said, "LOOK WHAT ED DID!!!!"   Just to help Dad out cos we did not want him to think one of us had made the mess.  We also put an ad on Craigslist for a free ferret, saying we will deliver.  Just to help Dad out.

Needless to say, Ed got tossed back in his cage, Dad called mom at work and told her the whole muddy story, and Dad proceeded to clean it up the best to his ability, which really means when mom got home it took her another hour, to clean footprints off the wall, and counters, and doors, plus she had to re-pot that plant.

Ed was put on disciplinary action through the prison council and had to spend the rest of the day in his cage.  Only under guard watch was he allowed back out later that night.  Dad and mom made us take the craigslist ad off the site.      Sigh.................................Stella Rose

20 comments:

  1. Hehe, that Eddie are a bundle of FUNS!!! Oh and very useful fur blaming as in, "It wasn't us, sum other ferret did it"
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

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  2. Hari OM
    BOL... ahem... sorry to giggle at the misfortune of the plant, but there are all sorts of crazy pictures running through my head right now! Just another of life's little adventures, eh Stella?! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

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  3. I like your eddie... think we can forget that prizoner of azkaban book, your eddies runaway is much funnier...

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  4. Sounds like your dad messed up by letting Ed mess up! You dogs are doing all the supervision!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  5. Well, at least Eddie keeps your Dad busy, and gives us some fun stories to laugh about:)

    Woos - Lightning, Misty, and Timber

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  6. Thank goodness that you Puggie's didn't get blamed! All I can say is that Eddie is lucky to be living at your house and not mine because my mom wouldn't be as understanding as your mom is.

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  7. Bwahahaa! We wonder if Dad has learned a lesson...sounds like Eddie had the time of his life!

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  8. stella....sorree...but we iz laffin R cat azzez off...sorree again two yur mom.....tozz a cat in de mix N thiz wooda ben de partee of de centuree N we hope ewe pugs got ta roll in de soil two !!! ☺☺☺☺♥♥♥

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  9. BOL!!!!! Sorry you had to take the ad down...but Eddie may come in handy as comic relief!
    xoxo
    Jakey & Arty

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  10. Whoa! that Eddie is one naughty ferret!
    hugs
    Hazel & Mabel

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  11. Good think Eddie left his tiny paw prints all around so you pugs couldn't be blamed for his fun. We hope your dad learned his lesson.

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  12. Hopefully Ed will not get out anytime soon. We think we need an Ed who does worse things than we do to take the pressure off us!

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  13. Yipes! You are sure good doggies! I'd be afraid I would give Eddie the old shakey-shakey if I caught him! No, that would not be a safe thing to have little fuzzy Eddie running around my house unsupervised. Then I would bring him to Dad with lots of tail wagging and say, "look look look lookie look what I caught for you!" Just like the bunnies and birdies in my yard. Mind you, that's just my humble cocker spaniel hunting dog opinion. I guess that's why we don't have any ferrets in our house.

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  14. BOL!! That'll teach your pawrents to bring in a ferret to YOUR house!

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  15. Eddy you make this senior kitty so very proud!! Keep up the good work you are after all in charge whether or not the pugs like it! Hugs madi your bfff
    PS Dad might need to get you a sitter

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  16. Ha roo roo roo! Go, Eddie!
    Yours sincerely,
    Margaret Thatcher

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  17. Wow, wow ,wow!!! Who needs TV when you have Eddie to watch?!?! But be honest, were you all cheering him on and telling him it was all okay?? :-)!!!

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  18. We're glad Ed still has a home. What a mess!

    Abby Lab

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  19. OH MY DOG! What is goin' on over theres in your estate??! Ed needs to learn some manners! Since Ma has a brown thumb, and her plants live out of spite, she totally gets why your Moms would have been upset at her plant bein' accosted!!! At least it lived!
    So, I thinks you need to put post-it notes on your Pops forehead that say....put Ed back in cage, or your Wife will make you sleep with the ass! (BOL!!!! see what I did there? he would have to sleeps with Petey! ass...hehehe...uh oh...I thinks I'M becoming a 'country' Airedale! BOL!)
    Kisses,
    Ruby ♥

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  20. Oh my goodness. I'm so sorry for the big mess but this story made me laugh and laugh! Ed is too much!

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