We used to be nice citified pugs, but after living in the country for only two months we now have picked up some rather countrified habits. Now we ain't saying just because we cuss that all pugs that live in the country cuss, it could just be us. AND we could just be using the move as an excuse to cuss. We are not sure.
We blame it on DAD. Don't feel bad for DAD cos we always blame him for everyfing BUTT did any of yours dads find a ferret crawling into his lap, and build him a big ass trump tower to live in right where we can see him everydays, did any of yours DAD bring home not one but two fainting goats that hate hate hate pugs. OR did any of yours Dad bring home a miniature donkey that has fallen in loves wif your DAD and now he pays more attention to Petey (yes Petey is a girl). WELL if any of ewes can say YES to that then we will stop cussing BUTT until then we are cussing pugs in Iowa.
So back to those fainting goats. Ethel and Lucy. Ethel is nice and does not let us know how much she hates us. She has horns and is scary looking. But mostly she ignores us. But Lucy who is moms goat has no horns, and is fat and not scary and hates us right out in the open. Even when we go up to the fence just to say hi to her, she tries to butt us away from her. We call her the old heifer, just to be mean. AND yes we know she is not a cow but we haven't figured out a bad name to call her yet, or at least not one we can print in our blog.
WE love living in the country but when we signed on to go wif our parents to the country we did not know that would mean we would be living in a freak show......fainting goats, a tiny donkey, and a ferret that runs through the house hiding all our dog biscuits in the closet. Last night Dad found 8 milk bones Ed had hid in the bedroom closet. Do you fink he knows about the hurricane? (No Eddie is not allowed out of his cage, only when he shakes it like an angry prisoner, then they let him have his time in the house. He is house broken just a thief)
So until life goes back to normal (ha, whatever normal is at our house) we will keep on cussing, loud or under our breath. Cuss, cuss, cuss, cuss and cuss.
P.S. I have to go get my damn stitches out on Friday and meet the new "just got out of the marines" vet. What more could a girl ask for.
Stella Rose
Oh, gosh, Lucy and Ethel are BEAUTIFUL! I can't believe they don't love you! I can hear you cussing clear down here in Leavenworth County!!! :-)
ReplyDeleteOh Maggie Mae did I hear right....Stellie is going to see and ex marine Vetman? If I wuz you, I'd find an excuse to go right along wiv hers!!!!
ReplyDeleteLoves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx
PeeS I luffs the way you cuss!!!!
Hari OM
ReplyDeleteOh look moving homes and territories and such like is absolutely a time fur cussing... even I's done that in the past. It went away again, like a nasty rash. All the menagerie does add to the stresses and the strains, so it is pawfectly understandable. Now be sure to lap up as much attenshun of that ex-marine as you can Stella!!! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx
we do that too... a lot... maybe that belongs to real country pets... so we can say we are cuss-ins :o)
ReplyDeleteOhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh No...tell me it ain't so my pugs...I hope and purr your Dad doesn't do the unthinkable and come home with a full size Jack A$$!
ReplyDeleteMOLMOLMOL OMCs I can't believe mom typed that just like I told her.
Hugs madi your bfff
Wow! You sure have your fill of problems! Hopefully things will settle down in your favor.
ReplyDeleteI think you need to show your pawrents your move contract to remind them that you did NOT sign up to live with a ferret, goats, and a donkey!
ReplyDeleteMaybe the new vet will be handsome?
ReplyDeleteThat's suddenly a lot of animals to have to share your family with...are the cats still with you?
OMD, Stella Rose - you have us laughing out loud here! You are too darn funny! Is darn a cuss word? We cannot believe that evil Eddie stole your biscuits!
ReplyDeleteThat would make any dog cuss! We don't blame you...goats, donkey...outside, but having your house INVADED and TAKEN OVER by a ferret....@#%!@#*!
ReplyDeletestella...cuzz a way.... N if ya want any bass terd type werdz ta uze pleez... ta let uz de hell noe ☺☺♥♥
ReplyDeleteOh, my mom doesn't like it when we use HBO words. Of course, we've heard her say a few herself ... but I guess I'm not supposed to tell anyone that.
ReplyDeleteA Marine?!? That's cool!
Yours sincerely,
Margaret Thatcher
Sounds to us, that you have every reason under the country sun to be cussing!
ReplyDeletexoxo
Jakey & Arty
You sure are country pugs now with all the new critters around your house. We think it might be best to just keep your distance from those goats.
ReplyDeleteYou may be cussing but you are alo funny. This blog was LOL good. I am sorry your house is Howl at the moon Loud Frustrating but we think it will all settle. Either was it will be entertaining
ReplyDeleteCrikey Stellie .... if it's cussing you need to help you cope then cuss away little one. That's a lot to put up with, aye?? I've had a bit of that country living' sort of stuff to cope with. No goats or donkeys but I had sheep and miniature cows and a PIG!!!!!! You remember Poppy Poo Pants, I'm sure. Crikey I sure hope your folks don't get a pig. Good luck with the stitches!! It doesn't hurt so don't worry. I've had heaps of stitches so I know.
ReplyDeleteCussin or no cussin we are so glad you are back!
ReplyDeletehugs
Hazel & Mabel