First I changed her named from Godzilla to Margaret that way when she hears me say Margaret she will know I am peeved at her. Mom thought that sounded better anyway. Yesterday Dad was home so he spent the whole day with us and let me tell you he got an eye full. Here is a list of EVERYTHING she did wrong.
1. Missed the puppy pads one zillion times.
2. Sank her razor sharp teeth into my little tender ears one zillion times.
3. Stole and shook all of my toys.
4. Thought she was batman and dived off the chair....dummy.
Finally it was warm enuf Dad took us out to Alcatraz and she loved running all around. I played keep away from her but she kept getting under my feet so I rolled her a couple of times to teach her the concept of KEEP AWAY! She yelped and Dad told me I was being to rough. WHAT...did he not read my list of transgressions....She is a 3.5 lb rat if you ask me.
Then later I went over to my toybox and brought out a binkie from the grandmonsters years ago. Mom and Dad just looked at me, (cos now in their eyes I am a giant pug) and the next thing I know ratgirl stole my binkie and sat on Dads lap with it in her mouth. Mom was working on her camera and lots of "wash your mouth out with soap" words came out of it, and she couldn't get the picture. So imagine this...a small headed rat mostly hairless with a large pink binkie in their mouth that almost covers the bottom half of their face and she is looking at us with big eyes. Why would we want any record of that floating around!
Mom got all teary eyed later cos she was sitting on her lap and the next thing you know she started kissing mom and licking and biting her ears. Mom told Dad only Sammer ever did that to her. Yep, I just knew he sent this little monster to shake up my world! You ole stinker, Sammer!!
P.S. Mom had a hard time sharing yesterdays post with you, but she wanted to share about the power of friendship.