(First of all Maggie says its hard to take this as a serious post when I am sitting in the kitchen sink with a sock monkey hat on my head.)
Okay, so yesterday I had to go see my arch nemesis Dr. Frankenvet and get my nails trimmed and my glands done (blush blush blush). Mom, conned Dad into taking me cos he needed some 'daddy time" with me,
she didn't have the stomach for it, and two of the grandmonsters were staying all night so apparently they made a family day of it and all went to watch me get my pedicure. When mom got home Dad told her the terrible story of how it took
3 yes 3 grown up people to hold me down for my pedi and then the humiliation of my hiney thing in front of the monsters. I was so upset Daddy told her I cried and cried. Mom felt so bad for me that she fixed me and mags a special supper of boiled chicken, green peas and my blue buffalo. Later she shared a banana with me. Mom always has them weigh me, and I now weigh 15 lbs. Mom was shocked cos the last time I went, I weighted 16.5. Dad doesn't believe them, cos he says I am really heavy when they carry around. Yes, folks they carry me around and make me wear these hats.
This is Maggie. I just wanted to let you people know that all those pictures of Puddles this week was taken with a picture, yes, a autographed picture and not the real thing. Mom, said I was misleading you guys, and look at my face...does it look like I care? By the way, Stella now is only 4 lbs. heavier than me, do you think I will one day soon outweigh her...bahahbhbhahbhbhahahha.........
Hats....Sock Monkey Hats....or dears. Maybe Mommy and Daddy should be da ones seeing da dogter!
ReplyDelete(Excuse me a second...Mom has to get me dwessed to start me day)
Hap-Pee Thursday
Oh those vet visits are ssskeeeeerry!
ReplyDeleteThat doesn't sound like a fun visit at ALL! There are some things you just DON'T need an audience for.
ReplyDeleteI am right there with ya on the nail trimming. Once it took four people to hold me down. But guess what? They could not do it. I tossed them about.
ReplyDeleteBlessings,
Goose
Why don't they understand the embarassment of it all? At least my Vet takes me in the "back" room to have me 'cleaned.'
ReplyDeleteHugs,
Muffin
Awww... poor Stella! My Angel used to have to get her nails done at the vet too! And she was a nipper! As soon as the vet or the tech touched one of her tootsies she tried to nip them! After a while, they just started taking her in the back to get it done (it took 2 of them) and it was done and over with in like 5 minutes!
ReplyDeleteI think she was doing it because I was in the room. That was my babygirl!
xoxo Patty
Donald does not like the vet either...at all.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Christy
Yes, it is hard to take you seriously in that hat. But we think your mom planned it that way. Post that picture and readers will be so busy laughing, they'll miss the horror and humiliation.
ReplyDeleteStella Rose glad to read the visit to the vile dwagtor is over and you escaped the torture chamber. Horrid place but did you get some treats? Pip has to have her pedicure very soon. It will take a battalion to sort her out, well that or a bottle of gin. LOL! Have a terrific Thursday.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Molly
STella!! 15 lbs!! See! those pesky little ones are good for something! they help us lose weight!
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Hazel,
Bailey & Greta too
Oh and thanks for the instructions. Mom found the spot for our birthdays and emailed them to let them know your referred us. When she ever gets around to order us something she will let them know again to make sure you get your credit!
Oh I am sorry about the situation at the vet. :( At least you don't have to go back for a while?
ReplyDeleteOMD HOW could they do THAT to YOU?????? Dr. FrankenVet is CRUEL and EVIL and VILE and VICIOUS.
ReplyDeleteDoh! Someone should give Dr. Frankenvet a buttacure and see how he likes it!
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Meredith & Scarlet
Ahhhhhhhh bless your heart... at least it is over now!!
ReplyDeleteTake a nap...when you wake up it will seem like a dream.
hugs madi
Lee use to be like that with her nails. Actually once 5 people couldn't hold her down, so Lady worked very hard and now she will tolerate them being clipped (but she doesn't love it). We hope you overcome that fear. Lee and Phod
ReplyDeleteAll they do is touch places they shouldn't
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15 POUNDS Stella???!!!??? You are PAWsitively SKINNY gurl! I hope you got some extra noms for the humiliating part.
ReplyDeleteLove Noodles
You put up a good fight- didn't you! I would be aquirming around too.
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tweedles
My Vickie wondered if everyone had to wear earplugs and noseplugs when you were "Expressing" yourself both verbally and you know....the other end.
ReplyDeleteShe says Pugs can make a real ear peircing cry when they want to.
I am so glad you lived through it all. My heart is sad that you had such a traumatic thing happen
Hope the food made it better.
Love
Bert
Oh Mags. You poor, poor baby. I wondered about that picture ...
ReplyDeleteStrangest thing - when I click your link on my blogroll, it goes to the blogger homepage. Weird.
Oh the suffering of butt hygiene in front of strangers! So sorry you had to endure that. And we do think Mags is gonna outweigh you - YIKES!
ReplyDeleteYour Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
Online Doods
Howdy Stella. Is Maggie sucking the life out of you? You'd better start eating girl. Sorry about the bum squeezing. I had that too and was NOT impressed! No worries, and love, Stella.
ReplyDeleteHowdy Maggie, keep on eating little sister cause that's what I did and look how big I grew! Hehehe, it's fun to be bigger than your older sister. It makes them mad ahahahaha. No worries, and slobber, Rory
Oh my DAWG, the humiliation.. We will say no more about it, especially the bum thing..Bawahhaaaa Have a wonderful Friday xx00xx
ReplyDeleteMollie and Alfie
We love your hat ... we have one, too!
ReplyDeleteWe don't like our Dr. Frankenvet either. She comes to our house but she doesn't do those awful things to us! Mama takes us to Petsmart for that kind of torture! Our Dr. Frankenvet always wants to stick us with a needle ...
Maggie is getting so big ...
Love Zoe, Peyton, Webster, Liberty & Whitney
***GASP**** The horror of getting a butt squeeze in front of the audience. I tell ya, kids these days like some sick entertainment. My cousin dog just pooped all over the vet's floor in response to being probed a couple of days ago. Bwahahaha! Anyhoo, glad you at least got a nice meal out of it.
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We think butt squeezing should not be talked about... and especially NOT done with an audience... Geez, humans are not very nice.
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