DO YOU KNOW ME?????

DO you know me?  My name is Angus McConnell Long and I have been gone for a LONG time from blogvilles....I am very afeared you have forgotten my face....I toles my Momma it has been like 987 days since I last posted and hers just rolled her eyes at me and toles me hers has been BUSY....I toles her she was FIRED.   Pugs come before WORK....hers should have had her priorities straight!!!! 

So I went to our union rep (DAD) with a list of grievances against our MOTHER.  The worst starting wif me almost missing the BIG day with the DOODS cos the alarm didn't go off.  Our house was dark and I could have mistakenly put my uniform on backwards, and I know Officer Bites wouldn't have stood for that kind of mistake, and most peoples would have thought I was a doorman instead of police officer.  Plus it is in our Manual on page 1234 that we must never wear our uniform backwards......EVER!!!

AND another grief ance is hers changed our dog food and I puked it up after I ate it so fast.  Mom said I ate it so fast cos I usually eat like a piggy, not because it is new.  Plus hers said I had eaten it befores butt I still  blamed it all on hers.  I fink our mom is losing her mind.

AND I saw hers looking at the Golden Retriver Rescue page AGAIN the others day!!!  DAD had already toles her NEVER to look at that page cos our house is like a little MOUSE house, and no BIG dog over the size of US could even walk around, Mom said he was full of *** well poop, BUT we all thought she was done finking about it.  THEN I find her skimming through the kindle the others  night( when I had ASKEDED her already 124 times to blog for me,) looking at those big dogs.  I is sick of it!!!  SO I toles our DAD on her.  He had a long talk wif her, wif mostly hims a talking and hers putting her fingers in hers ears...MOM can be childish like that.

SO Stella Rose, Margaret Mae, myself and even meanerthanhell cat dietzman had a meeting and decided since it is January and snow is on the ground and it is cold outside, and we nevers gets any exercise that we may be a little on the grouchy side ourselves and after all MOM is the one that brought us home and takes care of us......remember this....

yeah Dad had FORGETTEN to feed little Stella while mom was gone overnight.  So we know there are some things we can always count on wif our MOM, like food and water, and hers always lets us sit wif her, and lick her face and kiss her.....she just doesn't type very good right now. So we are giving her one last chance...she is on a 90 day probation and she must do EVERYFING we ask her to do during the probation time and then she will be free again.  WE tried to make her wear an ankle bracelet but the sheriff wouldn't let us borrow one of us.  I will just have to go on amazon.com and see if they sell them on there.

Angus McConnell Long