Friday, January 16, 2015
DO YOU KNOW ME?????
So I went to our union rep (DAD) with a list of grievances against our MOTHER. The worst starting wif me almost missing the BIG day with the DOODS cos the alarm didn't go off. Our house was dark and I could have mistakenly put my uniform on backwards, and I know Officer Bites wouldn't have stood for that kind of mistake, and most peoples would have thought I was a doorman instead of police officer. Plus it is in our Manual on page 1234 that we must never wear our uniform backwards......EVER!!!
AND another grief ance is hers changed our dog food and I puked it up after I ate it so fast. Mom said I ate it so fast cos I usually eat like a piggy, not because it is new. Plus hers said I had eaten it befores butt I still blamed it all on hers. I fink our mom is losing her mind.
AND I saw hers looking at the Golden Retriver Rescue page AGAIN the others day!!! DAD had already toles her NEVER to look at that page cos our house is like a little MOUSE house, and no BIG dog over the size of US could even walk around, Mom said he was full of *** well poop, BUT we all thought she was done finking about it. THEN I find her skimming through the kindle the others night( when I had ASKEDED her already 124 times to blog for me,) looking at those big dogs. I is sick of it!!! SO I toles our DAD on her. He had a long talk wif her, wif mostly hims a talking and hers putting her fingers in hers ears...MOM can be childish like that.
SO Stella Rose, Margaret Mae, myself and even meanerthanhell cat dietzman had a meeting and decided since it is January and snow is on the ground and it is cold outside, and we nevers gets any exercise that we may be a little on the grouchy side ourselves and after all MOM is the one that brought us home and takes care of us......remember this....
Angus McConnell Long