Thursday, January 22, 2015

LATE ON SQUIRREL APPRECIATION DAY


We are late posting about this "squirrel" day because of all the hub-bub that Angus caused in our house yesterday.  Even last night he was milking his behavior wif our Mom and she gave him extra treats, and hugs, and he laid around on her and dad's lap all night long.  Us girls kept waiting on that pill to knock him out into tomorrow but he must have a stomach of IRON cos never once did he nap.  We think it was a placebo......

So anyway back to the squirrels.  OUR dad feeds them.  WE have three or four squirrels (its hard to tell cos they all look alike) in our yard......we used to have a few more but we live right by the highway.....need I say more.   AnYway as I said OUR dad feeds them with CORN.  Corn that he buys, and yes folks we live in IOWA.  You would think DAd could come up wif a friend who has a farm or something but NOPE he goes to TRactor Supply for his CORN and he spends Monies.  LoTS of monies, cos corn in Iowa is expensive.....um?????

He spends OUR monies, for treats, and clothes, and college on the squirrels.  WHY you ask....it cos he likes them more than us!!!   He likes to watch them chatter in the trees, and run up and down the limbs and wave at him, BUTT as soon as he turns his back on them, and goes into the house, they start laughing at us stuck in ALCATRAZ while they are free, and they frow their poop at us.

Dad doesn't care.  We hate Squirrels.

Stella Rose

22 comments:

  1. Uh Oh...maybe your Daddy should also be named in a lawsuit??? Sheesh...talk about neglect!!!
    BOL!
    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

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  2. What !?!
    Your DAD spends YOUR treat money on SQUIRRELS !?!
    I finks Ernie the Attorney had best look into this serious case of Treat Neglect!
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx
    PeeS Has he fallen asleep yet?

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  3. Really? OMD.... that tree rats are fortunately rare in my area (probably they all moved over the big pond, because of free food and college and own howl-i-days). But I like the idea Sasha and Ruby had with that Pizza :o)
    Easy Rider

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  4. We don't appreciate squirrels too much either cause the ones here had rather gnaw on your deck than any food.
    Hugs madi your bfff

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  5. Our humans put out peanuts for the squirrels. But that's so we can chase them when they come to get the peanuts! Haha!

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  6. That's not right ... All money should be spent on pug treats NOT squirrel treats. Is he crazy??? BOL

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  7. Those tree ears taste like chicken
    Lily & Edward

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  8. OMD that is scandalous. Crikey dudes your dad needs to be sent to the dog house again LOL. Have a tremendous Thursday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  9. So you're saying only dad appreciates the squirrels and he really doesn't even like y'all since he throws all his money on squirrel food. Dang, y'all got it rufffff! Y'all should come live at my house.

    Aroo to you,
    Sully

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  10. They FROW their POOPS at you??? that is OUTRAGEOUS... even WORSE news than YESTERDAY with the PILL Thingy... OMD OUTRAGEOUS we say... and we are not even gonna TALK about your DAD's ...... mental state...

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  11. Oh, nooooooo I LOVE SQUIRRELS TOOO!

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  12. Dare we say that your dad is a TRAITOR?!! There, the elephant in the room is exposed. Watching squirrels is one thing, But to spend YOUR treat money on corn that they could probably get if the werent' so lazy by themselves is just.......just.....well, we are barkless.

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  13. Keep sending them out to the highway!

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  14. Your dad are a traitor. Plain and simple.

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  15. I haven't seen a squirrel all winter--I have no idea where ours have gone. I'll bet the owl knows, he knows everything! But we had a whole family of 5 squirrels living in our attic at our last house. They threw nuts at my husband when he tried to evict them.... :-)

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  16. Clearly your dad needs to focus on yous, not squirrels!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  17. Thats your money, not the squirrels money!
    love
    tweedles

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  18. I think you Dad might need some counseling

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  19. Oh Angus someday and it will come those squirrels will betray your Dad's friendship. They love to chew on things like lawn furniture and wiring and sometimes they get in you chimneys. You dogs can have the last laugh. Now about yesterday at the vet, don't you just hate when they squeeze your bum, why how would they like it if we squeezed there bum.
    Thanks for being a friend
    Sweet William The Scot

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  20. Bella Roxy and MacDui treat money wasted on corn!

    retro rover

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  21. Gosh Gussie, what a week you all are having! First you get tortured at the frankenvet, then to find out your dad's spending your treat monies on squirrel treats?! Totally not cool!!!

    Sending hugs to you, Maggie and Stella from NJ. xoxo Patty

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