Thursday, January 22, 2015
LATE ON SQUIRREL APPRECIATION DAY
We are late posting about this "squirrel" day because of all the hub-bub that Angus caused in our house yesterday. Even last night he was milking his behavior wif our Mom and she gave him extra treats, and hugs, and he laid around on her and dad's lap all night long. Us girls kept waiting on that pill to knock him out into tomorrow but he must have a stomach of IRON cos never once did he nap. We think it was a placebo......
So anyway back to the squirrels. OUR dad feeds them. WE have three or four squirrels (its hard to tell cos they all look alike) in our yard......we used to have a few more but we live right by the highway.....need I say more. AnYway as I said OUR dad feeds them with CORN. Corn that he buys, and yes folks we live in IOWA. You would think DAd could come up wif a friend who has a farm or something but NOPE he goes to TRactor Supply for his CORN and he spends Monies. LoTS of monies, cos corn in Iowa is expensive.....um?????
He spends OUR monies, for treats, and clothes, and college on the squirrels. WHY you ask....it cos he likes them more than us!!! He likes to watch them chatter in the trees, and run up and down the limbs and wave at him, BUTT as soon as he turns his back on them, and goes into the house, they start laughing at us stuck in ALCATRAZ while they are free, and they frow their poop at us.
Dad doesn't care. We hate Squirrels.
Stella Rose
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Uh Oh...maybe your Daddy should also be named in a lawsuit??? Sheesh...talk about neglect!!!
ReplyDeleteBOL!
Smileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo
What !?!
ReplyDeleteYour DAD spends YOUR treat money on SQUIRRELS !?!
I finks Ernie the Attorney had best look into this serious case of Treat Neglect!
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx
PeeS Has he fallen asleep yet?
Really? OMD.... that tree rats are fortunately rare in my area (probably they all moved over the big pond, because of free food and college and own howl-i-days). But I like the idea Sasha and Ruby had with that Pizza :o)
ReplyDeleteEasy Rider
We don't appreciate squirrels too much either cause the ones here had rather gnaw on your deck than any food.
ReplyDeleteHugs madi your bfff
Our humans put out peanuts for the squirrels. But that's so we can chase them when they come to get the peanuts! Haha!
ReplyDeleteThat's terrible!!
ReplyDeleteThat's not right ... All money should be spent on pug treats NOT squirrel treats. Is he crazy??? BOL
ReplyDeleteThose tree ears taste like chicken
ReplyDeleteLily & Edward
OMD that is scandalous. Crikey dudes your dad needs to be sent to the dog house again LOL. Have a tremendous Thursday.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Molly
So you're saying only dad appreciates the squirrels and he really doesn't even like y'all since he throws all his money on squirrel food. Dang, y'all got it rufffff! Y'all should come live at my house.
ReplyDeleteAroo to you,
Sully
They FROW their POOPS at you??? that is OUTRAGEOUS... even WORSE news than YESTERDAY with the PILL Thingy... OMD OUTRAGEOUS we say... and we are not even gonna TALK about your DAD's ...... mental state...
ReplyDeleteOh, nooooooo I LOVE SQUIRRELS TOOO!
ReplyDeleteDare we say that your dad is a TRAITOR?!! There, the elephant in the room is exposed. Watching squirrels is one thing, But to spend YOUR treat money on corn that they could probably get if the werent' so lazy by themselves is just.......just.....well, we are barkless.
ReplyDeleteKeep sending them out to the highway!
ReplyDeleteYour dad are a traitor. Plain and simple.
ReplyDeleteI haven't seen a squirrel all winter--I have no idea where ours have gone. I'll bet the owl knows, he knows everything! But we had a whole family of 5 squirrels living in our attic at our last house. They threw nuts at my husband when he tried to evict them.... :-)
ReplyDeleteClearly your dad needs to focus on yous, not squirrels!
ReplyDeleteYour Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
Thats your money, not the squirrels money!
ReplyDeletelove
tweedles
I think you Dad might need some counseling
ReplyDeleteOh Angus someday and it will come those squirrels will betray your Dad's friendship. They love to chew on things like lawn furniture and wiring and sometimes they get in you chimneys. You dogs can have the last laugh. Now about yesterday at the vet, don't you just hate when they squeeze your bum, why how would they like it if we squeezed there bum.
ReplyDeleteThanks for being a friend
Sweet William The Scot
Bella Roxy and MacDui treat money wasted on corn!
ReplyDeleteretro rover
Gosh Gussie, what a week you all are having! First you get tortured at the frankenvet, then to find out your dad's spending your treat monies on squirrel treats?! Totally not cool!!!
ReplyDeleteSending hugs to you, Maggie and Stella from NJ. xoxo Patty