Tuesday, April 21, 2015

CONFESSIONS OF A HAIRBALL

I am a hairball.  I shed hair all overs the place morning, noon and night.  I shed hair after Mom gives me a bath, I shed hair before Mom gives me a bath.  I shed hair all overs my Moms little blue streak and I shed hair all overs Dad 100 year old car.  I shed hair on Mom's BLACK carpet in the family room, as soon as Jim cleans it up. I am a shedder.

Me when I was a little shedder.


Meanolecat Dietzy did not even shed as much hair as I do, and he was a shedder also.  Mom would find soft clumps of his hair after he would give himself a bath.  We still find one every once in awhile...maybe he drops them down to us from the heavens above.

I am proud though that I shed more than the two black pugs that live in MY home.  Although Mom finds evidence in the stomach contents of Jim our baby giraffe that those black pugs do shed, I know I am still the super shedder of the household.

Mom thought she would help with my shedding by buying a special DE-SHEDDING brush, I laughed in its face.  There is NO brush here on earth that can stop my shedding....bhahahahahahhahah

I am proud to be a shedder.

Margaret Mae

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30 comments:

  1. UnknownApril 21, 2015 at 8:20 AM

    BOL! I bet your light furs really stand out among all the dark colors in the house. Good work!

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  2. The Daily Pip April 21, 2015 at 8:37 AM

    Good for you! You go with your shedding self! Definitely something to proud of!

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  3. easyweimaranerApril 21, 2015 at 8:44 AM

    Maybe you are a SHEDland pug? like that small horsies? But you have your Jim the magic baby giraffe :o) I'm not a big shedder (just a shredder lol) but my hairs are spiky like the needles of a christmas tree :o)
    easy rider

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  4. Matilda the BoxerApril 21, 2015 at 9:02 AM

    Everyone needs something to be proud of. Glad you found yours!

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  5. Two French BulldogsApril 21, 2015 at 9:30 AM

    The vacuum monster is out 3 times a week here
    Lily & Edward

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  6. PattyApril 21, 2015 at 9:50 AM

    Hi Miss Maggie! My Angel was a super-shedder too! I used to have to brush her outside from all the hairs that would come off her, and not 10 seconds later, more hairs all over! The furminator?! She laughed in its face and shed even more after I used it on her!

    And you know what? I didn't care! We just got used to having hair on everything! I think we went through 5 vacuums in the 13 years she was with my family.

    Anyway, I love that photo with your precious little ear folded back! Too adorable!


    xoxo Patty

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  7. ScooterApril 21, 2015 at 9:56 AM

    Wow, I can totally relate! We should celebrate our furriness. I clog up Mom's sharkula all the time and my furs roll along our wooden floors like tumbleweeds. BWAR HAR HAR High Paw Fives to you.
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, Police Commish

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  8. Golden Woofs! SUGARApril 21, 2015 at 10:02 AM

    BOL!!! Sugar can relate :-) Golden Woofs

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  9. My Mind's EyeApril 21, 2015 at 10:13 AM

    mol I AM SHED TOO AND I'M VERY PROUD OF IT!! MOM SAYS SHE USES THE DUST MOP THEN WHEN SHE FINISHES SHE NEEDS TO DO IT AGAIN. I CALL IT LITTLE MADI GIFTS
    HUGS MADI YOUR BFFF

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  10. Idaho PugRanchApril 21, 2015 at 10:26 AM

    Mom is glad that Mabel is not much of a shedder - at least not yet. Bailey sheds horribly, and Hazel does too, especially when she gets stressed -
    hugs
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

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  11. Kinley WestieApril 21, 2015 at 1:21 PM

    Keep on sheddin!

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  12. Mary AnnApril 21, 2015 at 1:32 PM

    Oh my gosh, I am laughing so hard... you see, I had THREE SHEDDERS at once, too! Wow, that's a lotta hair, Margaret!

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  13. Frankie Furter and ErnieApril 21, 2015 at 2:45 PM

    Margaret Mae.... it is a full time Job to be an EXPERT Shedder... Not all of us are up to the job. Congratulations on the Fine Work you do... You got Right to the ROOT of the Situation and Showed that you have the FURSONALITY of a TRUE Shedder.

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  14. MurphyApril 21, 2015 at 2:51 PM

    Although we do not shed, our mom was shedding all over the house. Her furs were on her clothes, dad's clothes, the rugs, even in our supper dish! It was VERY bad. So we told mom she had to do something about it so last week she got all her furs cut off. And we mean all of them! She got a Jamie Lee Curtis haircut. That solved our problem.

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  15. Bella Roxy & MacduiApril 21, 2015 at 3:05 PM

    Roxy says congratulations because she is our shedder. We've got white hair on everything! SHE's just had to get used to it!

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  16. JulieApril 21, 2015 at 3:35 PM

    Well, now this is just MY personal opinion and I'm not biased in ANY way shape or form, but I finks yous got pawfect, great furs and are only being unbelievably generous by sharing it all about!
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

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  17. NanaNor'sApril 21, 2015 at 4:10 PM

    It is so good that you are such a bundle of love, because that covers all the shedding. All our dogs before Hunter shed and hubby said we had to have a dog who wouldn't. Of course, we do pay the price at the groomers. Hope you are having a great day!
    Noreen & Hunter

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  18. NoodlesApril 21, 2015 at 4:57 PM

    Hi Maggie
    Yes, I am a shedder too - and darn proud of it. I saw this into a recent package we got from Chewy.com and KNOW WHAT? It contained this BRUSH everypuggy is raving about called the Furminator Brush. Well. . . I hid it. No way am I gonna lose the ONE THING I am REALLY GOOD at by allowing some dumb brush to take it away.
    Shedders UNITE!
    Love Noodles

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  19. Tweedles -- that's meApril 21, 2015 at 5:16 PM

    I shed lots toooo,,,, Nothing can control me!!!
    love
    tweedles

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  20. LBJApril 21, 2015 at 7:02 PM

    Mom's famiy used to have a Samoyed Husky. It gave off unbelievable amounts of hair. Mom put all of it in a bag and taped it to the steering wheel of an ancient family Buick with the label "Drivers Side Hair Bag".

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  21. Millie and WalterApril 21, 2015 at 7:34 PM

    We shed a lot too. When our pawrents use our vaccula they have to empty it's stomach about 87 times just to clean the house.

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  22. SullyApril 21, 2015 at 9:11 PM

    BOL we all have our talents.

    Aroo to you,
    Sully

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  23. Angel Prancer PieApril 21, 2015 at 11:09 PM

    But you're such a cute shedder!
    Our Mommy says it's a clean house or the love of us furbabies, it can't be both. Heh-heh!

    XOXO
    Pee Ess - we be purring for Macey.

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  24. CharliedownunderApril 22, 2015 at 6:35 AM

    Crikey ..... I hardly shed at all but I'm here to tell you my Mum has your trouble BIG TIME!! She's got long hair, halfway down her back, and it gets everywhere!! Dad wants her to get it cut cause he reckons she's the only old lady in the world with LONG hair and it clogs up the plug hole in the shower. She tells him to pull his head in as she cleans the plug hole anyway ..... not him!!

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  25. ♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥April 22, 2015 at 2:32 PM

    So do they have a shedders anonymous organization - we might have to join you at some of its meetings too:)

    Woos - Ciara and Lightning

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  26. DukeApril 22, 2015 at 5:07 PM

    It's who you are, Maggie, and that's just the way it is!

    Love ya lots♥
    Mitch and Molly

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  27. The Adventures of the LLB GangApril 22, 2015 at 6:40 PM

    Admitting it is the first step, Maggie!!
    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

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  28. Pug SlopeApril 23, 2015 at 8:45 AM

    You're not alone Maggie! We're ALL SHEDDERS...and proud of it!

    -Love,
    Sid.

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  29. Jans Funny FarmApril 23, 2015 at 9:38 AM

    And you laughed through our post on our new brush today, didn't you! :)

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  30. The Army of FourApril 23, 2015 at 8:10 PM

    Oh, trust us ... you don't shed nearly as much as we do! We are proud shedders, too!
    Cammie!

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