The others day whilest Leah and me were on the phone we gots to
wondering about what our
REAL parents looked.
Oh not the parents that our MOM and DAD saw when they comes to pick us out of the litter but our REAL parents that no one NOSE about ...our WOLF PARENTS.....oh you did not know we have wolves as parents?????? How could you miss the resemblance???
So after much discussion___ we decided on Saturday night while everyone was sleeping hers and I would take off to the mountains and look for our family, like our Grandma and Grandpa, cousins, and maybe evens find our Parents.
Just before we left I sat on top of Mom's car pretending it was standing on a tall Mountain and howled at the moon, you know for the effect and all. Leah faught I sounded just great.
Jim asked us if he could go wif us, so us girls decided we may need Jim along in case we had a flat tire, or needed him to walk to the nearest gas station for chips and Mt. Dew...so we said yes.
He decided he did not want to stand out in the group or offend any of our family so he wore this......he borrowed it from Macey.
So while the Moon was high in the sky we took off down the road listening to WOLF LANGUAGE on our Rosetta Stone tape. After years of living wif civilized adopted parents both Leah and I only knew how to speak cavalier and pug language. Jim listened just in case he needed to get us out of another sticky situation. We practice howling and howling and more howling until we sounded like wolves and not the pampered pooches that we are. Jim could not get the hang of it .....
WE finally arrived at the GREAT YELLOWSTONE park. That is where Gussie's Seerie told us to go to find wolf families. We honked our horn, but no one came out of their homes, so we honked again....and waited.
Finally we decided we would just go to the door and knock and take our picnic basket wif goodies and treats we had packed for our family.
We knocked and knocked an finally someone peeked out of the window.....and opened the door.
WE toles them we were looking for our long lost family and faught it was them cos Seerie told us so. They just looked at us like we were from the "stoopids family" or possibly "SUPPER."
But once they saw we brought presents, then they started to realize that YES this little cavilier from the other side of the pond, and this little pug from the hills of Iowa were their long lost family.
Oh what a reunion we had. We told them all about their long lost daughter being an actual princess in England and me, being a mean little pug who lived with wimpy stella rose, and my brother from another mother and father, Angus. We never could explain how JIM fit in wif the family, but wolves are accepting like that....
(COUSINS ROY AND BOB)
When it came time to leave, we promised we would be back but until that time, all they had to do was stand outside on a quiet night and listen for our howl.
Hugs Maggie Mae, Princess Leah and Jim