SHOT DAY BY MAGGIE MAE

See my cunning smile evens when I was a baby girl????????   Bahhahah.....well humans and friends today is my shot day at the Frankenvet's office.  Well think back one year ago and remember what happened when my DAD took me and I ended up looking like a swelled up pomegranate all red and bumpy.

Member my mom abouts blew a gasket and Dad called her at work and her rushed me back to the Frankenvet and it was all exciting enuf to be a MOVIE OF THE WEEK, and Mom ended up paying even more MONEY to make me normal looking again....well its that time again.

DAD is taking me and Mom talked it over with her favorite vet and Mom told her how it was gonna be.  You would fink my Mom has a diploma hanging on her wall that onlys HER can see or something.....So ONE shot for me and my nails trimmed and I will be back home in 7 minutes. 

OUR mom also is in the dog house cos HERS decided to change our food.  She decided what we have been eating for years is unhealthy and hers wanted to switch to healthy.  Dad told her there is nuffin at all wrong wif it, but hers finks Dad is stooped when it comes to our care so hers switched.  Guess what happened, we refused to eat it....even Stellie went on strike.  Oh yeah we would pick out all the peoples food like chicken, beef, hamburger and fruit mom would put it in to lure us to eat it all, but nevers touch the icky dog food.  WELL score one for us pugs and zero for our parents cos I overheard ours mom tell the Vet on the phone  to send home a bag of the unhealthy food wif our dad.  WE had broken her spirit plus we kept puking all overs.  

I do have one little gripe and am thinking of talking to Ernie about it.  See at night when Dad does not haf to work, he always makes a couple of runs to the little gas station in our town.  I -MAGGIE- HIS PUG always gets to go wif him, or else no one goes.  I is a real good girl. I sit in my own seat and just look out the window and of course talk him into getting us beef jerky.   BUTT last night something must have happened to his brain, cos when it came time for him to run and get him a Mt. Dew out of the glass bottle he asked Angus if he wanted to go.   WTH!!!!

Mom faught he was taking bof of us, but then she realized I was still sitting on the porch and DAd was long gone.   Well four minutes later he was back BRAGGING on how well Gussie did riding wif him.  These are his exact words," Gussie was so good, he just sit on my lap while I was driving and let the wind blow in his face.  Gussie was so good he did not even bark when I stopped and gave one of my friends a ride.  Gussie was so good...."

I was in shock.  This is what my Mom said, " why did you not take both of them, Maggie was waiting on you.  Why didn't you put Gussie in his harness and seatbelt?  Why did you pick up one of you unsavory friends, and let them ride with Gussie, he could have been hurt?"    So you can see my Mom had a total different perception of the ride then my Dad did.

The rest of the night I ignored my Dad.  I laid on the floor and refused to lay in his lap.  I could tell he felt so guilty.  And since it rained last night, I have big plans for when we go to the Frankenvet today to get him extra muddy cos he always carries me, which makes mom even madder that he does not use my harness and leash.   

So friends it was quite the night at my house, and all of this could have been stopped if dad would have used the brain the Lord above gave him.  He had betters hope I don't turn into a pomegranate again today cos I don't know WHAT mom would do to him!!!!

p.s. the contest ends tomorrow ...we have had some good guesses......keep trying...
Maggie Mae