Lately my mom has been getting emails from people who want to give her money. Lots of money. They always start the email out by calling her by her real name Debra so since they know that information we must assume they also have real money to give us.
We are not really sure why they want to give us their real money or what we have to do to get their real money. Maybe they like pugs so much, they think our mom deserves all the real money they want to give her; or maybe they like my Mom, or that we live in Iowa, or the fact she can grow tall butterfly bushes and/or have eight grandmonsters that come to our home a lot. We have been pondering this for a whole week and still haven’t come up with an answer.
We also wondered just HOW much real money they were gonna send to us as soon as we pushed this button at the bottom of the email and if it would pay for this weeks groceries or a trip to Disneyland. Also, Mom loves this house out in the country and she really would like to live there so maybe its enough real money to buy it.
We wish they would be more open about their real money and why they want to give it to us and just answer all those questions burning in our brains but until they do we are just gonna have to live on the real money Mom earns by going to her real job every week, while we wait a really really long time for her to get home.