WELL, now we have went and done it, we lost important time talking to the POLICE and giving them
So I get out my little GPS girl and start talking to hers.
Me: Hi, what is your name?
GPS : Serious..but you can call me Serrie for short.
Me: My name is Angus but you can call me Gussie for short.
Me: So do you like pugs?
GPS: I do not understand the question?
Me: SO..... DO...... YOU...... LIKE...... PUGS?
GPS: I do not understand the question?
Me: (silence) .....
GPS: How can I help you?
Me: Well, wesa need to find a shortcut so we won't be late for our important event.
GPS: Please follow this map.
Me: Fank you Serrie, so do you like pugs?
I told all my riders to buckle up cos Serrie had shown me a shortcut and it was gonna get a little bumpy.......HOLD ON TIGHT KIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
well that Serrie is a special girl huh? the name of our gps-chick is Sandra and Sandra mostly is drunken because she swallows up the words and I have no clue what "turntlft" means :o) I hope the shortcut what Serrie suggested leads you directly to your destination.
ReplyDeleteWe tried asking that lady for you. She told us she will look up pugs on the internet. We told her you are real and not on the internet
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Lily & Edward
This was obviously not the right shortcut. Oh dear. I hope you make it to the debate on time!
ReplyDeleteOz
Hmmmmm......I bet that Serious lady is voting for the other candidate!
ReplyDeleteShort cut and a twatnav we smell trouble. Have a tremendous Thursday.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Molly
BOL mom always fights with Serrie. Mom always thought it was because Serrie couldn't understand hick but apparently she can't understand anyone.
ReplyDeleteAroo to you,
Sully
MOL MOL MOL SERRIE DOES NOT UNDERSTAND SOUTHERNESE EITHER. MOM AND DAD HAVE A GPS ON THEIR CAR..WHEN THEY TRIED TO SET IT UP SHE DID NOT UNDERSTAND MOM.SO NOW MOM HAS TO GO TO A TUTORIAL REPEAT 10 BUILT IN SENTENCES SO SERRIE CAN LEARN
ReplyDeleteSOUTHERN ENGLISH. LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS POST.
HUGS MADI YOUR BFFF
Oh no . . . never a dull moment on this adventure!
ReplyDeleteYour Pals,
MURPHY AND STANLEY
Mayorz For All Paws
I hope da shortcut works. I'm worried about you guys.
ReplyDeleteWags,
Ranger
OH Boy Howdy.....Angus Mac... this does NOT look Good...
ReplyDeleteDid you try calling AAA? Does the Tour Bus have Road Side Assistance? Hope you get pulled outta there and FIXED UP soon.
You gotta get the bus to Dory's place... SOON or the Debate will be KAPOOT.
BOL...Ummm Gussie, your girls aren't going to get jealous of Serrie are they??
ReplyDeleteSmileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo
shortcuts often lead to taking the long way :)
ReplyDeleteMaybe you can get Serrie to call Willie - I bet he has a nice big tour bus we could borrow !
ReplyDeleteMr Bailey & Hazel
Never trust a computer
ReplyDeleteWe don't have a gps and we don't think we want one. They aren't very trustworthy, are they?
ReplyDeleteOh NO! How are you going to get a tow???
ReplyDeleteWhat happened next? What happened next??????
ReplyDeleteWe hate talking computers, they are so frustrating!
ReplyDeleteOMD! We just saw the report on M&S's. Gus, you gotta lay off that caffeine, mate. We think it's interfering with your navigation!
ReplyDeleteHope there aren't any BEARS our there.
I am not sure if a short cut was a good idea. I hope a kind motorist stops to help you. Do you have enough snacks while you wait?
ReplyDeleteLove Sasha
Oh No, not a short cut!
ReplyDeleteThe Mad Scots
I dunno know bout shortcuts, sometimes dey end up takin a way long time!
ReplyDeleteOh no, you can just never trust that Siri lady - we heard you all ran into a little bit of trouble:(
ReplyDeleteWoos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning
I think this same thing has happened to us, and we'll be back to find out what happens to you ...
ReplyDeleteya hoooo,, everybody will stay calm as long as you keep up the jam session!!
ReplyDeleteI know you will find a way to get there ON TIME!! Leave it to the good driver Angus!!
love
tweedles
I have heard that Siri lady can steer you wrong. Stay Safe!!
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