Thursday, September 18, 2014

BREAKDOWN





WELL, now we have went and done it, we lost important time talking to the POLICE and giving them bribes, gifts so we could back on the campaign trial....IMPORTANT TIME!!  So I turn on my trusty GPS system and tell the pugs and doodle boys that I will find us a shortcut!!!  You can count on me cos I is Angus McConnell Long.  Wannabe Scottish Terrior and Great Dane!!  To bad I didn't have a little bloodhound in me also, so I could smell a shortcut...bahahhaahhahha!!

So I get out my little GPS girl and start talking to hers. 
Me:  Hi, what is your name?
GPS : Serious..but you can call me Serrie for short.
Me:  My name is Angus but you can call me Gussie for short.
Me: So do you like pugs?
GPS: I do not understand the question?
Me: SO..... DO...... YOU...... LIKE...... PUGS?
GPS: I do not understand the question?
Me: (silence) .....
GPS: How can I help you?
Me: Well, wesa need to find a shortcut so we won't be late for our important event.
GPS: Please follow this map.
Me: Fank you Serrie, so do you like pugs?

So I faught long and hard about how my friend Willie would handle it......and I decided to put on my headphones and jam for awhile.

THEN

 I told all my riders to buckle up cos Serrie had shown me a shortcut and it was gonna get a little bumpy.......HOLD ON TIGHT KIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Angus McConnell Long

  • Murphy & Stanley, Doods for Mayors
  • http://idahopugranch.blogspot.com/
  • Our lovely opponent Dory and her campaign team Bilbo, Arty & Jakey

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    26 comments:

    1. well that Serrie is a special girl huh? the name of our gps-chick is Sandra and Sandra mostly is drunken because she swallows up the words and I have no clue what "turntlft" means :o) I hope the shortcut what Serrie suggested leads you directly to your destination.

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    2. We tried asking that lady for you. She told us she will look up pugs on the internet. We told her you are real and not on the internet
      Snorts
      Lily & Edward

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    3. This was obviously not the right shortcut. Oh dear. I hope you make it to the debate on time!
      Oz

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    4. Hmmmmm......I bet that Serious lady is voting for the other candidate!

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    5. Short cut and a twatnav we smell trouble. Have a tremendous Thursday.
      Best wishes Molly

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    6. BOL mom always fights with Serrie. Mom always thought it was because Serrie couldn't understand hick but apparently she can't understand anyone.

      Aroo to you,
      Sully

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    7. MOL MOL MOL SERRIE DOES NOT UNDERSTAND SOUTHERNESE EITHER. MOM AND DAD HAVE A GPS ON THEIR CAR..WHEN THEY TRIED TO SET IT UP SHE DID NOT UNDERSTAND MOM.SO NOW MOM HAS TO GO TO A TUTORIAL REPEAT 10 BUILT IN SENTENCES SO SERRIE CAN LEARN
      SOUTHERN ENGLISH. LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS POST.
      HUGS MADI YOUR BFFF

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    8. Oh no . . . never a dull moment on this adventure!

      Your Pals,

      MURPHY AND STANLEY
      Mayorz For All Paws

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    9. I hope da shortcut works. I'm worried about you guys.
      Wags,
      Ranger

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    10. OH Boy Howdy.....Angus Mac... this does NOT look Good...

      Did you try calling AAA? Does the Tour Bus have Road Side Assistance? Hope you get pulled outta there and FIXED UP soon.
      You gotta get the bus to Dory's place... SOON or the Debate will be KAPOOT.

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    11. BOL...Ummm Gussie, your girls aren't going to get jealous of Serrie are they??
      Smileys!
      Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

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    12. shortcuts often lead to taking the long way :)

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    13. Maybe you can get Serrie to call Willie - I bet he has a nice big tour bus we could borrow !
      Mr Bailey & Hazel

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    14. We don't have a gps and we don't think we want one. They aren't very trustworthy, are they?

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    15. Oh NO! How are you going to get a tow???

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    16. What happened next? What happened next??????

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    17. We hate talking computers, they are so frustrating!

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    18. OMD! We just saw the report on M&S's. Gus, you gotta lay off that caffeine, mate. We think it's interfering with your navigation!

      Hope there aren't any BEARS our there.

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    19. I am not sure if a short cut was a good idea. I hope a kind motorist stops to help you. Do you have enough snacks while you wait?

      Love Sasha

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    20. I dunno know bout shortcuts, sometimes dey end up takin a way long time!

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    21. Oh no, you can just never trust that Siri lady - we heard you all ran into a little bit of trouble:(

      Woos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning

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    22. I think this same thing has happened to us, and we'll be back to find out what happens to you ...

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    23. ya hoooo,, everybody will stay calm as long as you keep up the jam session!!
      I know you will find a way to get there ON TIME!! Leave it to the good driver Angus!!
      love
      tweedles

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    24. I have heard that Siri lady can steer you wrong. Stay Safe!!

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