trying to figure out just where we had ended up in the woods, I being the Jr. Officer thought we should just break down the door and demand to use their phone, but Bailey being the campaign manager was worried about
BAD PRESS FOR THE DOODS!!!!
So we just stood outside in the freezing rain and snow and I whined to Bailey that my feets were getting COLD. Bailey looked at me and reminded me that there was NO SNOW and NO FREEZING rain, but I toles him it made the story sound better, if I said that. Bailey said there would be NO LYING in this campaign........sigh.....
Suddenly we heard voices coming up behind us, and I felt something poke into my back. I screamed at Bailey, "oh no Bailey they have weapons!!!!!", but when we turned to look we saw they were using frozen hot dogs......whew!!!! I realized we could overpower them and eat the dogs, cos I was a starving.
Next thing I knew Bailey started talking to them like he ACTUALLY knew who they were,
Oh I was so relieved, I asked them if they were gonna fire up the grill for those weapons.....bahhahahah or if we was just gonna eat them frozen.....those boys didn't evens laugh at me. That's when I faught me might be in a little trouble.
TO BE CONTINUED......
Angus McConnell Long
MUrphy & Stanley, Doods for Mayors