Wednesday, September 3, 2014

DEAR SPAMMERS

OUR friends the SPAMMERS have been busy sending us lots of comments.  We haven't had time to answer them back properly and Maggie reminded Mom that we need to get that done.  Maggie loves to answer them back cos hers likes to be mean and rude to them.  I toles her a hundred times that pugs are not mean and rude and she just spits on me.  Maybe hers is not a pug.


1.  I used to find useful information on your site.   Well Spammer first of all that is NOT a question and I feel if you do not like our blog then please do not read it.  We think we give our audience lots of useful information you just haf to be smart enuf to read between the lines...for instance here is a useful example in how NOT to cook a hotdog.  

 
 
 
2. I do not know how I ended up here but the post was great!   Fanks that was very nice of you.  Sometimes we also feel it is a great post and sometimes we feel it is a sucky post.  I hope you eventually find where you were supposed to be and you are not in trouble for getting there late.  Sometimes the same fing happens to our momma, she is supposed to be at the grocery store spending her monies on food, but ends up at Hobby Lobby instead. 


3. Remember shyness is an unique and beautiful quality, how did you get so shy?  Well fank you for that nice comment BUT I is not shy, I is a extrovert.  I fink you may be talking about the mean dog next door.  We fink he is really really shy but shows it by wanting to eat us whenever we are outside.  Mom was finking about taking him overs some treats, but last week he growled all mean like at her when hers got out of the car, so she chickened out.  We toles her that was okay, that we would just eat them up so they wouldn't spoil.  I do have several beautiful qualities though and the next time you spam me, I will share them wif you.


Stella Rose, Margaret Mae and Angus McConnell

24 comments:

  1. Hmm - wunder how our mom set up our blog cuz we git almost 0 spam an'if we did then we cood blog'boutz it like u due an'that wood add tue our 1000 postz. ANYWAYZ - we Beaglebratz love your spammer repliez an'we due git lotza uzeful info here - like u sed, gotta read b-tween the linez.
    Shiloh-Lord of the Manor an'Diva Shasta

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  2. Bol! Yu tell off those dum spammers!

    Sum peepoles need ta get a job or sumfin stead o' spammin cute lil pugs like yu.

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  3. PERFECT GUYS... Spammers beware, and guys I'm gonna send my lot straight on over to you... Other than that send 'em to the dog next door to you. :-) X X X

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  4. you guys are so funny - way to go to make fun of those silly spammers

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  5. BaaaaWaaah you SURELY do know how to CAN those SPAMmers.
    They are a Pain in the Tush sometimes... and SOMETIMES they are SOOOOOOOO funny.
    So does your mom take a RIGHT at the corner of Kroger and Craft Streets? Our mom has done that a time or two.

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  6. BOL funny. We don't get any as she banned them so we are kind of lucky. Have a wonderful Wednesday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  7. What a great sense of humor you all have; here I thought you had a problem with spammers. Glad you don't. I like the questions and answers-you guys always make me smile. Hunter thinks you are just the coolest pack!
    Wags, Noreen & Hunter

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  8. It cracks us up when you answers your spammers!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley
    Mayorz For All Paws
    "Use Your Noodle & Vote For A Doodle!"

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  9. BOL…. we get #1 & #2 all da time. Someone out dar is really lost.
    Wags,
    Ranger

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  10. Oh this is tooo funny! We love how you reply to the spammers!!
    Write a book of spam stuff,, it would be a great seller- we tell ya.
    We have a million spams coming all the time,, geesh!
    love
    tweedles

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  11. We rarely get spam. Great answers though.

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  12. MOL MOL MOL You got them told good fashion. I rec'd one once that read I don't know how I ended up here. Wish I had thought of your answer!! Your Pugs are brilliant in a cheeky way
    Hugs madi your bfff

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  13. LOVE your spammer posts, they give us a good chuckle everytime!
    hugs
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta

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  14. OMD, Momma gets lost in Hobby Lobby too! Maybe it puts out some kind of hypnotic message to humans, like the pied piper. Hmmm. I need to investigate! (Does your momma also get lost online on that "Etsy" place? Momma keeps spending our treat moneys there!)

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  15. Gate the spammers. Foley is sending birds to poop on all the spammers

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  16. We had to quickly pop in bcuz we saw you were answering the Spammer man again. We love it when you do that!! We think you've answered them very appropriately. Now please stop sending them over to our house. Tee~Hee~Hee.....

    Hugs,
    Lily Belle & Muffin

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  17. Spammers, are they just born dumb, and how did they learn to type on a keyboard!

    The Mad Scots

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  18. Those spammers always give me da giggles! :)

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  19. BOL, all I get are spanish speakin spammers.

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  20. I think you should let Maggie have at the spammers and give them what for. I love reading your post I find it very useful but never give a mean dog a treat. Treats are for good pups.

    Aroo to you,
    Sully

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  21. WOW...what pawesome Spammer responses!!! We need to remember some of these!!!
    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

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  22. Hilarious, if I get spammers I'll send them to you to sort out, or the dog next door , he sounds as though he'd know how to treat spammers !
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

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  23. Very good answers! Would you like us to send you our spam because you can write much better replies than we can? :)

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